Frotcast 600: Raygunomics, with Alice Fraser (Patreon)

Holy shit, Frotcast 600?? How will we commemorate this momentous occasion? Patch in Bret via ham radio from his apocalypse bunker? Hold a seance to talk to Ben? Answers to all these questions and more, for the price of five measly simoleons!

Alice Fraser joins us once again to discuss her fellow Aussie sensation, the Olympic breakdancer Raygun, and whether it’s better to be a famous b-girl or a cultural studies professor. As a tangent, we also learn that Matt either doesn’t remember college or actually took classes involving counting, unlike the rest of us.

Brendan goes pee and finds beef jerky in his pocket. AND he’s 6’7” and handsome? Talk about being born with a horseshoe up your ass. 

So there was this animator and he was messing around one day when he suddenly created a Minion who died on the cross. And you can see, he even put a nail through the three fingered hand and even put a crown of thorns on the Minion's head. But look, let me tell you something. A Minion didn't die for you. A Minion didn't pay the price of sin for you and me that we deserve. But Jesus did. Why? Because Jesus loves you. And if you think a Minion died for you, then keep on scrolling. But if you know that Jesus died for your sins, type 'wonderful savior' and smash that subscribe button.

See you next week probably!

-Frotcast Brendan