Frotcast 609: A Floating Garbage Podcast (Patreon)

All killer no filler this week as we declined dozens of celebrity appearances for this episode so that the three of us can riff on The General’s Daughter.

We start with everyone’s favorite topic, the presidential election! We love it, don’t we folks? That, like this election, takes up too much time and space in this episode, so really it’s a great one for Steven Seagal to listen to (dap yourself up if you got that deep cut of #frotlore).

Vince longingly asks about Brendan’s budding career as a pool guy, which leads nicely into a discussion of corporate jargon inspired by a clip of Edward Norton speaking absolute drivel at a Salesforce Conference. Everyone talks about how shitty X has gotten, but LinkedIn is right there as the worst place on the internet.

We finally get down to brass tacks and talk about Longlegs. Brendan and Matt loved it but Vince was so-so. Despite all that, we agree it was a solid B+. Extra credit for great atmospheric horror and outstanding cinematography.

We round things out by talking about Timotheee Chalameeee-con in NYC. Listen, we know democracy dies in darkness and all that jazz, but we’re going to need to see some evidence that these people aren’t made up.