Frotcast 611: Lum-ellujah, the Post-Election Special (Patreon)

Well, folks, there's another election in the books, and the Frotcast boys reluctantly took to our microphones to talk about it. In the process we learned an important lesson: that sometimes it feels good to yell.

That's right, Donald Trump is president again. This despite pantomiming "post-birth abortions" on a stage, in front of people, and saying "they're eating cats and dogs" into a live microphone, both of which should rightly get one laughed out of the room, to say nothing of rapes, coups, and being a felon and whatnot. It's the dumbest timeline, but it's our timeline.

Naturally we have lots of takes about "what went wrong" for Kamala, from campaigning with Dick Cheney to constantly bringing up the price of milk for some reason. It all felt a bit like a re-run of 2016, and if there's one thing we learned from that, it's that the Dems who thought it was a great idea to campaign as Republican-lite and completely ate shit will still find a way to blame this on "the left" somehow.

We take some time to vent, and then try to imagine what the next four years will be like under a guy that frankly hasn't seemed like he actually wanted this job for months. The man looks... unwell. And now the guys who tried to turn the gay porn squirrel into a political story will go to their graves believing that they were geniuses for that. Hoo boy, at least things will be entertaining.

Come scream with us! If you wanna scream, a scream with meeeee