Frotcast 616: The Wowwipop Guild (Patreon)

Happy New Year, Frotkateers! This week on the Frotcast, we commemorate recording on January 6th by bitching about the feckless Democrats, possibly a Frotcast first (has this been done? have we tried this?). There's also some additional bitching about the kids inexplicably getting this day off of school and an even more inexplicable appearance from El Chapo.

After that, we get into brass tacks: is Adrian Dittman really Elon Musk's alt account? Or is he actually just a German man who lives in Fiji where he runs "a solar-powered maritime lifestyle service warehouse for superyachts."

I swear to God that is a real sentence in a real article defending this man's existence. Matt and Brendan still don't buy it, and honestly, can you blame them?

We find out who won the Golden Globes, and discuss Wicked, and Matt's favorite songs from Wicked, and which songs from Wicked can best be turned into analingus puns. Shut up, it's Matt's thing. Stop yucking his yum.

Then we hold space for yet another dubious decision not to include actual Little People in a film where Little People were expressly in the script. But it's okay, because Dana White is on the Facebook board now. I dunno, man. Weird times. But when times get weird, the pods get weirder.