Frotcast 624: Glitzkrieg (Patreon)

It’s frot time motherfuckers, and that means we’re gonna recycle some jokes that we made a few months ago about holding space for Defying Gravity. We identified pretty quickly that we’d covered this, which means… we just keep riffing anyway. You knew what this was when you signed up for it, OK?

More importantly, we discuss Hollywood’s biggest night; the glitz, the glamour, the impossibly grandiose speeches, that’s right folks, we have an outbreak of Measles! People forget, Oscar Fever and Measles have similar symptoms. Our secretary of health and human services recommends drinking bleach, which is what watching the Oscars made me want to do anyway. Heyoo!

A Palestinian won an Oscar, and everybody’s mad I guess. Hey, an Israeli won too! Why are you still mad?! Don’t boo me, boo your elected officials!!!

On the positive side, Conan rules and we got some vintage 90s Sandler voice, complete with gibberish. Chalamet! Zoe Saldana had the best speech of the night with her authentic expression of overwhelming joy, and Adrien Brody had the worst with his authentic expression of overwhelming smugness. It’s not great when Night Ranger is playing you off. 

You can fast forward the first few minutes unless you need potty training advice. You’re welcome!