Frotcast 638: Slurp John D (Patreon)

Hello friends, it’s your Joes Rogan of the left coming at ya with another hot and spicy Frotcast: this time with less research! “Jamie, could you not pull that up for me?”

We kick off with perhaps one of our best songs yet. Or maybe it’s one of our worst. How could one possibly tell the difference? RIP, Brian Wilson, we have a feeling you’ll like this one.

Predictably, we circle back to Zohran/the Democrats being the most gigantic fucking losers on the planet. We don’t mean to repeat ourselves on the show quite so much, but it really is something to watch a party that is desperate to understand why nobody likes them engage in a smear campaign against someone that people actually like. In the meantime, the ratfucking beast slouches towards Gotham. OK that was a stretch. Sorry but the only water you can get in Ireland comes in small cartons with WB Yeats on them, and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it.

Also in this episode: Jimmy Swaggart, globalizing the empanada, Posting Through It as a life philosophy, Trump's continued obsession with the word "groceries," plus Matt answers an important question: can you blow cum back into your own balls? See if we can find an answer, even without the Jamie of the left.

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