646: All That and a Bag of Chips Filled With Money (Patreon)

Welcome to this week’s Frotcast, where we try in vain once again to humiliate Matt to death like a French livestreamer. Oh well, there’s always next week.

First up, ladies and gentlemen, the swagless wonder of the 21st century, Andrew Cuomo! He’s really still trying to do this everybody! Never give up hope!! Especially if Vince discovers that you sound a lot like Lou Ferrigno.

Next, we name names, folks. That’s right, the names of the Ole Miss Sigma Nu pledges are hot off the presses, and we can’t wait to see what these up and coming prospects get cancelled for in the coming years. Lots of value in the middle round of this class.

Of course, we need to talk about Cracker Barrel and the uhhhhh fuck this is exhausting you should probably just fast forward this part.

We close out by answering the most important questions about the pennyante political scandal that is rocking the NYC mayor’s race. Notably, what’s a few simoleons in a half-eaten bag of chips between pals? Does it matter that the pal in question is a reporter covering the political campaign the bag of chips giver works for? Why you gotta bring up old shit???