Frotcast 666: Number of the Least, w David Farrier (Patreon)

Returning champion David Farrier (Webworm, Flightless Bird) joins us to talk about Melania, The Documentary, the Melania documentary. It’s a documentary about Melania, and boy is it ever a documentary about Melania. David went to the Americana to check it out, and he mistook Francesca (Matt’s wife) for a right-wing influencer. That and the woman at Vince’s screening dying of emphysema were the most exciting things about Melania, despite being directed by (starring?) noted sex pest Brett Ratner.

Did you know you can fuck a shoe? Jeffrey Epstein knew, and now Matt does too. We dive into a rare moment of comedy from the Epstein files, where he calls attention to the curious case of Marla Maples’ ex-publicist, who stole dozens of pairs of her shoes in order to have sex with them. Now if you’ll excuse Matt, he’s got a lot of work to do.

Elsewhere in the Eps Files, the veil is lifted on a secret society. The Zodiac Club has many rich and powerful members that get together to shape geopolitical events to nefarious ends. Actually, Jeff has to clarify that the guys are all really old so they mostly just get dinner together. Tom Brokaw is there. If you get dementia you go on some kind of double secret probation. These guys are fucking weird man, just go join a local pickleball club or something.

Finally, we are faced with overwhelming evidence that Trump shidded himself in the Oval Office during a news conference. Or as they call it in Congress, “Tuesday”. Tuesday is also what they call Thursday now after terrified staffers were too scared to correct Mitch McConnell. When reached for comment, Senator McConnell fell down and broke his hip.

You can read David’s work about the illegal federal occupation of Minneapolis here.