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The Last Vampire on Earth ( 2009) | Watch Along (Patreon)

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2025-07-26 14:00:17
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Bany

I had to turn up the brightness on my monitor to even see this movie. Also I'm starting to notice bad movies from the 2000s all have AWFUL audio. Like how do you fail so bad at making a movie that you make The Room look competent. I think Chad got confused because the Twilight satire movie is Vampires Suck (2010), its also bad. I dont know which movie as worse audio, this or Birdemic....its actually driving me crazy. I actually kind of like how the girl unwittingly falls in love with a vampire, and other than the weird decision to make the movie so dark lighting wise and have the weird tunnel effect, the camera work isn't awful. Its clear they didnt think about/couldnt afford a boom mic so the audio is terrible. I kind of feel bad for the actors, the dialog was fucking terrible. How could they be sued? Its completely different, these are college students, and Twilight is high schoolers. This felt more like a student film. Like I was oddly more engaged in this than most other bad movies. For me this probably ranks higher than like Miami Connection, Fateful Findings, and Birdemic.

Zombie

Arianna being physically crushed by the waves of cringe was hilarious! Somehow had never heard of this one before. Thank you to whoever recommended this for reminding me that bad movies can still hurt 😂