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If you've ever wondered what 50+ year old Swedish rootmash looks like, then... well, you have a weird life. But I have an answer for you anyway!

(Possible explanation of what happened to it: There were insect eggs in the product which hatched and ate the actual vegatables many years ago. So all that was left was insect corpses and poo. Yum!)

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50-Year-Old Instant Root Mash

Patreon, patreon, pate me a ron: https://www.patreon.com/ashens Apologies for the dodgy audio: the mic failed so this is the emergency backup recording from the camcorder itself. To think the world was nearly robbed of this important historical document! So: Swedish instant root mash. Rotomos. Over 50 years old. Will it have survived to give us its potato and turnip goodness? There's only one way to find out! (Pity I had to do it in my kitchen.)

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Leeky

Maybe you should rewrite the perks "watch all new Ashens videos 24 hours *after* they're posted on YouTube" 😜

ashens

One day I'll get it in my head that just pressing the post button on Patreon schedules it rather than putting it live immediately!

Shadow of Light

You, sir, are a brave man or you just enjoy punishing yourself with these ancient foods.

Loonie Lummox

It's a hot bowl of demon ichor! Just what you need for your arcane rituals!