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It took a while for the Warpsnatcher to finally calm down enough that it was comfortable being alone. Artemis had definitely been right in that it could sense the power level of others, something that was really hammered home when the poor Warpsnatcher went outside and saw the giant Primordial tree in the distance. This resulted in the poor thing hiding in Jake’s arms for another few hours.

The little fella was pretty quick at adapting, though, and while it remained scared of Artemis, it could at least exist in the same space after about half a day. It also helped that the castle or palace or whatever Jake wanted to call his residence had so many rooms, as that allowed the Warpsnatcher to go elsewhere if too uncomfortable.

Also, it gave the C-grade somewhere to hide all its loot. The residence had a cellar area, and the Warpsnatcher quickly took a good section of it as its personal storage. Seeing as Jake wasn’t the sort to store fine vintages, he didn’t need the place he was pretty sure was originally meant to be a wine cellar.

Once the Warpsnatcher had left and was busy setting up its own little home, Jake finally found himself alone with Artemis once more.

“So, how did you find the Hunting Ground?” Artemis asked curiously. “You seem to have at least found it interesting based on you bringing something back from there.”

“It was pretty good,” Jake smiled. “Killed my fair share of B-grades.”

“I can see that based on your progress,” Artemis nodded. “Quite an astonishing speed considering your Path. However, I must warn you. Those B-grades are, to put it kindly, barely even qualified to be called that.”

“Yeah, they were all very low tier,” Jake agreed.

“Below low tier, I would say,” Artemis shook her head. “Bottom tier. These are creatures that, based on their own innate talents, likely wouldn’t have ever even made it to C-grade. The environment in the Hunting Ground was very curated to allow their growth and existence in the first place. Sure, sometimes there are standouts, but those are few and far between.”

“Some of the variants weren’t that bad,” Jake said, considering things like the peak C-grade Simivita Chieftains. Sure, they were pretty weak, but not outright horrible.

“I’m not talking solely about their stats but their ability to display their true power,” Artemis sighed. “As we talked about a lot, conceptual understanding and application are a cornerstone of the powerful. This comprehension is gained either through practice and enlightenment or innate understanding, either granted directly by the system or simply through nature.”

Artemis held out a hand as wind began swirling above it despite no detectable amounts of mana being used. “Sylphie is a great example of a creature with high innate comprehension, though I do see she has also learned a lot by herself. However, even if she didn’t try, the Sylphian Hawk would have gained a high level of understanding merely from their race and inherited knowledge. The Warpsnatcher is very much the same. They know how to use their magic and have at least some level of understanding about how it works by nature. Meanwhile, the enlightened like you and I need to learn most things on our own, though we are given assistance through receiving more system skills.”

“Meanwhile, I guess those B-grades had neither innate nor learned affinities?” Jake asked, having reached the natural conclusion of where Artemis was going.

“Precisely. Of course, they have truly reached B-grade, so given proper practice and if they’re taught enough, even those B-grades may end up becoming halfway decent creatures at one point, though A-grade will be a long shot for any of them.”

Jake nodded, at least finding it a bit comforting to know the Sovereign at least still had some chance to become stronger and not be stuck in low-tier B-grade forever. Sure, he hated the damn bird with a passion, but they had still been comrades in arms for a little while.

“The Warpsnatcher doesn’t seem to fall into the category of weak variants, though,” Jake commented after a few seconds.

“It’s not. Usually, a creature with a relatively high-level variant would be removed from a Hunting Ground of that level as it would upset the balance too much, but due to the Shimmerfur Warpsnatchers being non-combat focused, it was left alone. Also, it is the natural way of the Warpsnatchers to grow up in all sorts of different environments, so its presence was considered acceptable,” Artemis explained.

“The poor little fella did find itself stuck, though,” Jake sighed.

“Only until B-grade,” Artemis shook her head. “At that point, we would have had to move to remove the beast as its presence would truly upset the balance then. Even if the Warpsnatcher is not a combat-focused race, it would still be more than capable of slaying every other B-grade on that planet upon evolving. In the scenario where it didn’t do that, all treasures would be monopolized, and the balance once more broken. So in that sense, you removing the Warpsnatcher now is a good thing.”

“Oh, yeah, totally did it for the sake of the future balance and whatnot,” Jake said cheekily as he had a thought. “Say... I’ve not really been able to figure this out yet, but do you know if the Warpsnatcher is male or female? Perhaps neither?”

“It’s male,” Artemis answered. “You can tell from the ears. They’re more pointy on the males. At least while they’re still in C-grade. After evolving, their look changes based on the personal preference of the Warpsnatcher in question.”

“What grade are Warpsnatchers normally?” Jake asked curiously. Peak races in the multiverse were natural B-grades and included things like dragons and other mythical beings.

“Natural C-grades. They tend to spend the first few years while in D-grade accompanying their parents, but upon evolving to C-grade, they’re sent off into the multiverse to live on their own. Only upon reaching B-grade will Warpsnatchers usually try to look for a mate, starting the cycle all over again.”

“They only reproduce with others of their race?” Jake asked curiously. He knew a lot of monsters had children with enlightened races or even other monsters. The powers of the Polymorph skill and the ability to take on humanoid forms all allowed for that.

“For the most part, though, there are always exceptions,” Artemis said, looking at him curiously. “I must admit, you seem a lot more interested in Warpsnatchers than I would think.”

“Yeah, I’m considering something... say, do you know if the Warpsnatchers have some kind of powerful ancestor they descended from? You know, like fire birds can often trace their Lineage back to phoenixes and such,” Jake asked, still doing a bit of research.

“Not as far as I know,” Artemis shook her head, now looking even more curiously at him. She seemed indecisive for a moment before finally just coming out and asking something she had likely wondered for a while:

“Say... is this related to your abilities as the Harbinger of Primeval Origins?”

Her question meant Jake now had to consider matters. For a while, it had been common knowledge that Jake was capable of manipulating Primeval Origins, but the details around this ability were all kept very vague on purpose. The leading theory seemed to be that Jake had some kind of unique Soulbound item only he could use.

Other theories included that it had something to do with Jake’s bloodline, but that there were some serious limitations to it, such as a cost Jake wasn’t willing to pay or some other requirement.

The point was that only Villy and Jake knew the full truth. Well, alright, Duskleaf and Meira likely also knew for the most part, while his creations also had a good chance of knowing. However, he had never told any outsiders, and the Viper had made it clear it should be kept that way.

It wasn’t necessarily a question of trust either, but limiting the potential of someone leaking the truth. The easiest way to limit exposure was to limit the number of people capable of exposing him.

That was why Jake found himself unsure of what to answer. On the one hand, he didn’t want to keep a secret like that from Artemis, but on the other hand, he knew he would be keeping secrets no matter what. There were things about his Bloodline that Jake hadn’t even told Villy, and things would likely stay that way until Jake was strong enough that revealing everything couldn’t come back and bite him in the ass.

Artemis seemed to notice Jake’s indecision and smiled comfortingly. “I understand if you want to keep that to yourself. We all have secrets that are best kept hidden unless we have no other choice.”

Her answer only made Jake feel even worse as he sighed. Eh, fuck it.

“It is related to that,” Jake finally answered. “I was considering helping the Warpsnatcher when he evolves to B-grade. Or at least try to.”

Artemis, seeing that Jake had decided to open up, pried a bit further. “Are you sure that’s wise? Based on what I know, there are a lot of factions who would like to see your talents used to help them instead, and given the limited nature of the ability...”

“Those limitations are heavily overblown,” Jake answered honestly. “There are limitations for sure, yes, but they aren’t that bad. I’ll also say that I’m not considering this only out of altruism and because that little fella is just so damn cute. I’m doing it partly for selfish reasons as I’ve yet to help a creature evolve to B-grade before, and I want that achievement under my belt before I evolve to B-grade myself.”

Jake was being honest there. It was one of the things he had considered putting on his to-do list before evolving to B-grade. He already knew that the Records he gained from Sylphie, Sandy, and Vesperia were absolutely insane, and now, especially after having gained so many levels, he felt pretty damn filled up on Jake Juice.

“If you don’t mind me asking... how does it work?” Artemis questioned. From the way she asked, she didn’t seem like she had high expectations of getting a straight answer.

“Honestly? I couldn’t tell you,” Jake shook his head. “I don’t control evolutions or Primeval Origins. I just spur them on. Give them a little push into the light. Ultimately, the final result still depends on whatever creature is evolving.”

“So, you have a way to add Records to a creature?” Artemis asked, pretty much hitting the nail on the head.

“That’s probably the most accurate description, yeah,” Jake nodded. During this conversation, Jake also made very sure no one else was listening in. The barriers of the palace were already fully active, but Jake trusted his senses far more than them, and besides the passive observation of Villy, no one else was peeking.

Speaking of Villy, Jake was taking this conversation relatively slowly to give Villy time to jump in if he felt the need to. So far, the Primordial hadn’t seen the need to comment or till Jake to shut the fuck up. Which was a good sign, right?

Artemis once more looked deep in thought as Jake continued talking.

“However, I can’t just summon Records out of thin air. I need something to get the process going. Records to light a spark under. I’ve never done it directly to a creature, and I don’t intend to do so either this time. If I want to help the Warpsnatcher, I need an item related to the Warpsnatcher’s Path for me to manipulate. Monster cores tend to fit best, usually,” Jake said.

“So, in summary, you can use the core of a monster or some other catalyst of Records, manipulate this catalyst, and through that create an item a monster can consume?” Artemis asked.

“In essence, yes,” Jake nodded. At least, that was all Jake had done for Sandy. He had infused a meteorite with Jake Juice, after which Sandy had eaten it, and eventually evolved into what they were today. Of course, that space rock had been a gift from the system, so it had quite intense Records to begin with, which was an important factor.

With the Demon Prince after Nevermore, Jake had once more manipulated an item of immense Records to allow the Demon Prince to evolve and change into the Cerulean Demon King. However, that entire thing had shown Jake the dangers of what he could do.

The Records couldn’t be too overpowering, or the one absorbing them would find themselves overwhelmed. With Sandy, they had gotten around it with the item originally being one granted by the system, the Records thus passive beyond imagination. With the Demon Prince, they had used the other method to handle overwhelming Records: an even more powerful being possessing overwhelming Records getting directly involved.

“The entire process will involve rituals and stuff, but before I can do anything, I will need a catalyst to get things rolling,” Jake said. “Of course, I need to make sure I want to do this in the first place and also ask the Warpsnatcher what he wants.”

“Would you allow me to assist in the process when the time comes?” Artemis asked, quickly clarifying what she meant. “There are few things that add meaningful Records to me as a god, but this Harbinger of Primeval Origins ability of yours is one I believe can add value to my Path. Just the mere fact I know the Harbinger of Primeval Origins name is proof of the potency of these Records.”

“I’m not gonna say no, but I’m also not sure how you could help,” Jake said, scratching his chin. “Not outside of helping procure items and such. Having you be directly involved in the process will definitely mess things up, as adding the Records of a living god can’t possibly be smart.”

“Any role I can play would be great,” Artemis smiled. “I suspect you already know this from the Viper, but the second you created the True Royal, an echo of Records was sent throughout the entire multiverse. Even I subtly felt it. The shift. This ability of yours can give birth to what perhaps once was or what could have been at the Origin of any Path. Of existence itself.”

Artemis looked down and straight through the floor toward the Warpsnatcher that was currently busy sorting shiny rocks into three perfectly evenly sized piles. “With all our talk of concepts, I don’t believe I need to tell you that the conceptual power involved in this ability of yours transcends anything I’m capable of. It’s not merely the creation of life, but alterations of Origins. Of entire Paths.”

Turning her attention back to Jake, she looked him directly in the eyes. “Thank you for trusting me with this knowledge. I strongly suspect I entered a very exclusive club of those who are in the know.”

“You have,” Jake nodded with a small smile.

“Imagining the other members of this club does feel a little frightening,” Artemis chuckled.

“Hey, if it’s any comfort, then I've got plenty more secrets that only the Viper is privy to. And a bunch that he doesn't even know about,” Jake said in a joking tone, despite what he said being perfectly true.

“How comforting indeed,” Artemis shook her head, briefly glancing down at the Warpsnatcher again. “Say, if you plan on effectively adopting this Shimmerfur Warpsnatcher, have you had any more thoughts on what to call him?”

“Maybe he already has a name,” Jake said in a hopeful voice.

“Only the enlightened or those who frequently interact with the enlightened tend to bother having names,” Artemis said.

Jake cursed a bit internally. Vesperia had been so nice because she already had a name for herself. Jake didn’t have to do anything there at all. However, now, it seemed he was forced into another situation where his horrible naming sense could lead to him getting bullied by half of the people he knew if he ended up choosing another stupid name.

I guess Snatchie is off the table already, Jake told himself as he tried to look at Artemis for help, as he nervously scratched the back of his head.

“Say... you wouldn’t happen to have any good name suggestions for a Shimmerfur Warpsnatcher?”

<AUTHOR NOTE>

That’s a call to action to you, dear reader! Officially taking name suggestions for the Shimmerfur Warpsnatcher below! I’ll naturally just select the one I like the most, but if you see a name you especially like, upvote (heart) the comment. The popularity of suggestions may or may not influence my final decision.

And people complain I don’t do reader interaction on Patreon (granted, I’ve never seen these people, but I’m sure they’re out there). Smh my head.

<AUTHOR NOTE OVER>

Comments

Beemoss

Tftc

SCHWING PAPI

Jake Juiced Up SCHWING

Sylphie

REE!!

Adam Jones

You should call it swiper

Dow Adkins III

Dylan! For the warpsnatcher

Person

I think you should name him Snachie

Reyhulko

Shimmy?

TDMC

The only name worthy of such a being is Swiper, obviously. At least he should know the rule of “swiper, no swiping!” Against Jake

Profile Name

Swiper, no swiping!

hdfgdf

Shimmers

Leslaron

Warpie, you know it has to happen

Frenzy

Swiper for the win!!! "Swiper, no swiping!" is such an iconic line and i can just imagine jake yelling this after Swiper steals some of his loot. Then Villy would be like "Was that a F*cking Dora the Explorer reference".

Dan Brown

“I was think I just call him Shimmy.” “That is incredibly stupid.”

Exaiter

Snatchie. Gogogo

GeneralBlack

Minaga. Just the Chaos would be Humongous. Jokes aside Warpert maybe?

Picasso

We can’t miss the opportunity to name him Shimmer (╹◡╹)

Charles

Name Suggestion: Shimmer

Douglas

I vote swiper

Ranchx

I think Carl would be a great name for the warpsnatcher

Lo-Fi

My totally serious name idea: Mysty - Totally different because the other one is spelt Misty. So it is very original.

Gavin

Grabbie, Keepsies, Takesies Backsies. Sinbad, Alibaba, Aladdin

Melodic

BEAN!!!!!!!! Name suggestion

Kt-x

Thanks for the chapter!

Alex

Klepto... for kleptomaniac

Bryn Thomas

Wally the Warpsnatcher

Josh McMunn

What about the name: Mercury

Phoenixdrop

Shimmer could be a good name

Tim Miller

I vote his name is Greg.

Gabe Stankiewicz

*”Imaging the other members of this club does feel a little frightening,” Artemis chuckled* seems like there’s a typo! No big deal though zogarth! And thank you for the chapter!

Academic Geek

Warpwick has to be the perfect name...

dat guy

Snatchie is the perfect name for such a lovely creature is it not?

Adrianna Bailey

Name suggestion: Flicker or Flitter

Fulminis

Snatch Saw someone suggest it yesterday and I personally like it

Jared Prater

Azazel would be a cool name :)

Wh1t3f0rg3

I vote for Lupin

Tom

I don’t know if that’s an appropriate name, to much trauma associated with it

Adam

Warp snatcher huh? Well using the warp aspect you got star trek names like Scotty. 40k names although I don't think Jake could pronounce Tzeentch. Weaver would work as warp is the threads on a loom. Those are the easy ones I see.

Jackdaw

Shimmer imo, shimmy is the name of a old timey dance move lol

Dougie Mitchell

Since he's totally a master of the warp, he's gotta be called Monty in honour of Montgomery Scott 😆

Gabe Stankiewicz

Kevin the warpsnatcher would be an awesome name by the way 😂

Jana

So my first thought was „Nobody“ or „Noone“ since its definitely going to snatch stuff and Nobody swiping the loot is a joke in and of itself. But I think it might get tedious or maybe shortened - Nobby maybe :-P

Bookreader97

Hermes would be kinda cool. Assuming jake uses him as a personal teleporter. Maintains the Greek names like Artemis and is also male

JustTheLad

Jerry or something equally mundane could be funny.

Ben Maes

I'm fond of "Whipple"

Celas

Phone the sword Saint get the lazy name Kirayuga. Distorted Shimmer.

Feen

Rob - cause he's gonna rob everyone

Jeremy Stokes

Since the shimmerfur is a nice thief how about Lupin

Jordan Rogers

It’s a male just name him Shim cause he’s a Him. But I still like GoGetter, cause he’s a real go getter.

Jack

Warpy

Shadowessence

Shimmy? Thatcher the snatcher?

Ivo Wißen

How about Shiwa.

Alex R

Shimmie, Warpie Artemis also having a terrible naming scheme would be funny. Everyone makes fun of Jake for the poor name. He goes 'it wasn't me.' And noone believes him.

Border_Reaver

Name idea for warp snatcher: Bric-a-blink or bric for short

Martino Zanchi

I cast my vote for Gleam. I think it's a nice name.

tom husband

I do think it would be pretty funny if Artemis’s first suggestion was Snatchie

kiewitz

Most obvious Jake style names: Shimm(-y?) Warpe Warpsy

Skruf

Caelun

Milos

Idea for a name: Blink or Whisp (Names are All our weaknesses)

Joshua Morris

Just because it needs be said. I vote for Bob.

DBolt

Zip

Maxime

I think it should be named MEGATRON

Naotsugu97

Steve, like the otter.

Jack Dawson

Hermes, the patron god of thieves, merchants and travelers

Cody Cahill

Yeah snatch or snatchy is completely on point for what Jake would name him haha

Keldra

Shimmy!

Jacob Via

The warpsnatcher reminds me of a kender from dragonlance so I vote kenny or tassle for tasslehoff

Mathias rie

You should consider Shimmery :)

fondlec

Name him Scrooge and let him swim in all his riches he‘s hoarding

Chewbacchus

Merfy, instead of Murphy!

Shafan Knight

Those are horrible names! You can do better than that!

Michael Fannon

Abu. Named after the monkey thief from Aladdin. Had a good heart, amazing thief, and was a hero. Also was a great animal sidekick, which would be also if Jake got one. Every hunter could use a bloodhound afterall.

BurningVoid

Name suggestion: Nimbus

Myridex

I forget what the Warpsnatcher is supposed to look like, but I imagine it to look like a tarsier with big ears. For names I would suggest Cosmo, since space affinity, or Tarzan, then when Jake meets Minaga again and is asked about the warpsnatcher he can say the name is famous and relate it to the Jones incident somehow.

Sargon Yami

Toyol after a mytical mexican myth. Or brownie from scotland

NSaaby

"Stash" I swear he is not a puppy

Jacob

Tftc. And for a name how about Shimmy

El Necio

Warpy!!!

Phoenixdrop

You know he should probably start calling it origin energy at this point like Jake juice is funny in his own head but actually calling it that is embarrassing when not in close company and origin energy is a very cool name

Zachar Holma

I believe the name of "Quill" would do wonders.

Harry

Here are some names that you could use. Warpie, Shimshim, Shifty, Puffsnatch, Glitch.

Randall Jones

I really like the idea of Artemis having the same naming conventions and Jake not being able to convince anyone he wasn’t responsible for “Snatchie”. I saw this suggested earlier.

Shafan Knight

And for the love of all that’s evil! No one should even consider Furbie! The thought of that annoying toy still makes my teeth itch.

Evander

Tribble and yes because of the star trek reference.

Nataliya

Argus is a Greek boys name that means shining/glistening which is kinda similar to shimmer

kandiana

Ori (from the game)

Luke Anthony

houdini or Clooney (ocean 11 ref)

joel southard

Thank you for the chapter

denym123

Shimmery

DragonsSin

Shimmer feels like a decent Jake name

Abriel Blauer

Name suggestion: Artemis -> Artie -> Arthur

Alexander C Hyde

So far, the Primordial hadn’t seen the need to comment or (tell)till Jake to shut the fuck up.

Ed S.

Furbie

Calloway

The warpsnatcher should be named Winona

Alexander Nave

furittus - Latin for little thief

Thomas Todd

I'm picking Elio

Alex Webb

I feel like Loki would be a good name.

Crysus

Shifty

Iam PANKANK

I'M A CHUCKSTER!!! But in actual seriousness let Artemis blow Jake out of the water with the most practice name of Walker

Martinus Chrisjan

My vote is for Dash. He's a slippery boy and it is also a bit "cute"

Devin Williams

Cage? Grotto? Blink? Stash? Edit: Cast ye votes below

Fozzy

Lupin, the partial name of a gentleman thief who was a foil to Sherlock Holmes from a 1905 series.

Alan Lint

Oy from Stephen King's Dark Tower series

bagghira05

Perhaps one of these, for the little thief? - Kleptikos - Furtivus

Matthew Paulin

George. Name of my dad who just passed away from brain cancer.

Shaibene

I think Dash is a cool name

alex v

Jake Jr

Ethan Moore

swiper is def the move

Ben Jordan

Could have plutus as he’s the god of wealth in Greek mythology and is associated with plenty and is seen to hoard wealth like the collection of stuff the Shimmerfur Warpsnatcher has.

Crysus

Too religious, also that’s a name for angels/demons, being Enochian and all

Fdrugc

Bob the 3rd

Joshua Tamayo

Mischief, a fine name for a fuzzy mysterious thief!

Robert jacobs

Warp but in Jake’s secret heart his name is really Warpie.

Calum

Darn it being male - Maggie (short for magpie cs it likes shiny things) would have been great

Shai182

TFTC! And what about Shimmer?

Jana

Arsène Lupin - I like that and Lupin is cute enough- Good one.

Laurence

Warps

Acksion

A yegg is a burglar. In Jake fashion, I say Yeggy!

Rewdan

Thanks Zogarth I have the same naming sense as Jake so I’m going to sit this one out.

Justin

How about Simon simple but an actual guys name based shimmer

Alexander C Hyde

“(Imagining)Imaging the other members of this club does feel a little frightening,” Artemis chuckled.

Bettafish

Yoink!

KipBR

I like glitch

Bitburger

Aurum! It’s Latin for gold since the little guy likes his treasure so much!

Melodic

If more people don’t vote for this, I’m gonna tell my mom, and she’ll get mad at you guys

S.w.

Whipper or whipie

Leviathan

Twitch

kinglemur

Swiper

The Uub

Did you just "SMH my head/shake my head my head?"

Joshua Anderson

I think Loot or Cash would be solid. Also can Jake fight a mantis shrimp next please?!

Bartlomiej Głowacki

Snatchie is good enough, but Warpy or Warpie would be very Jakey

Buzzkill081

Furry? That has other implications though

Patrick Cook

Knick as in the brittish vernacular to knick (steal) something. "Help this warp snatcher knicked my bike"

halfknight

Jeff. I keep imagining him as Jeff the landshark….

The Uub

Garfield.

Loststar7

Also a fan of the name Mercury.

Brent Korte

It would be hilarous if Artemis said Snatchie

Adam Ferrebee

I like the name shire, like shimmer sire because he's a male. Plus it's lotr fantasy homage.

Malkken

Jumpy it's the nameXD

Cyranosaurus

I have been calling Him warpy or snatchie in honor of Jake’s past naming “skillz” all along🤣. Should be fun to see names Shimmer maybe?

Phil Ritter

Us giving him a lame name and Jake getting blasted for it is peak comedy. On that note name him Bob

GrimeyPu

I say Blinky, since he blinks in and out of Jake's sphere of perception or something

Catrina

Snatch or stash

Mikesch

Furdinand

Justin Lucier

Napster. For the obvious reasons.

Will Young

Call him Mr hammer

Straat Junon

Snatchie is a horrible horrible name. And therefore perfect for Jake to choose as name.

Michael Mckenzie

thought he named him 'Little Fella' already

Erebos

Plopy

Esch

It would be hilarious if Arthemis' naming sense is as bad as Jake's and she sugests something like "Shimmy"

Veronika Houbalová

Robin like a Robin Hood. Thief and gifter both with reference to Earth culture.

David Abellán Muñoz

Call him Bolt, as a homage to Usain Bolt... You know, the fastest person in the world.

Erebos

Schimmer = German nickname derived from the “shadowy darkness” of Middle High German schime, probably for a reserved person or a rejecter.

Jesper Hansen

bwahaha, Artemis reminded me of "Jante loven" or "The Law of Jante" "Sure, you killed a b rank, but it was the lowest of the low b ranks.. Don't think you are anyone special" The danish roots are showing!

Fyrtue

I like "Tom Junior" for the name. Cat connections to Tom of Tom & Jerry and also building upon the inexplicable legend and records that Sandy's Tom has already established.

James B Barrett

Hermes, Greek god of various things but is the patron thievery

Megan

Famous thief seems fitting. Clyde, Robin Hood, Bertie Smalls, Jesse James.

tj

Shift

Ritsu

So what are the chances that Artemis gets a Record vision during the ritual about the Primeval Origins of the hunter or something and breaks through to Godqueen?

RJ

Clepto cat

Cory S.

Klepto

Jonathan Jelsma

Hermes, Greek for of thieves, since he is asking Artemis. Hermy for short though.

Sean

Hermes, Karttikeya (you could do Keya as a shortened form), Caspian, Finley, Jack…lol

Aurelius

Swiper

David Shoemaker

Bender ~ thief robot from futurama

Drew

Name: Harvey. This is a reference to the movie of the same name, featuring a magical poohka, also named Harvey. And the Warpsnatcher reminds me of a poohka. Also it's totally different from other names.

Seiryus

Why not Snatchie? ;(

Michael S.

Arsène or Lupin. That little fella deserves the name of the best thief if he's going to have his Origins awoken.

Loukas

i like this but it should be Klepto with a k because that is the actual greek spelling for the word to steal

cory eck

Artemis leans over and tells jake you know i have a little secret myself I'm willing to share with you and as I was looking at your earth's history I found i highly enjoyed your pre systems magicians. They really tickle my fancy so maybe you could call him houdini?

Randy Plaisance

So far, the Primordial hadn’t seen the need to comment or till Jake to shut the fuck up. Which was a good sign, right? Change TILL to *tell*

Daniel Brian

How about Wallace, after Wallace Shawn. Oh! Or Vizzini!

Zefer Bob

Shimmy would fit quite well

Valick

Puck, He seems like cute Fairy lad and very mischievous

Cody McSwain

I feel like his name should be dignified like Remington or Arthur. Just feels like good names for a border of trinkets

Jake K.

Just going to say with Jake's naming sense warpie, snatchie, or going for a stretch here Warshi, would fit the bill. With the last one I imagine he would even feel proud of his new creative naming sense by shuffling the race.

Jonesy

I second Hermes for the Greek God of Thieves

Kaladorph

From the looks of things warpy, will probably win out. I also like the idea that Artemis also having a horrible naming instinct like Jake. Though maybe she focuses more on what they look like, like fluffy, bluey, or whatever. Or maybe she gives everything generic normal person names like Dave, and John. Lol

One Winged Angel

Someone Mentioned Scotty and I agree. Scotty fits too damn well!

daniel gager

For so many reasons yes. Think of Jake logic in that he didn't want to give him a weirrd name

Kal3x

Bandit, he’ll steal your things and also your heart!

Evernap

Warpy McWarpface. Nah but in all seriousness. Echo. "Next, its body began to shimmer " given this line. It can help provide more flavor for its abilities. It teleporting to random rooms and back quick enough that makes it's movements look like a flip book animation. Or a faint outline kinda like Dr strange doing the hand wavy thing.

Pierce Hodges

Furantur. It's Latin for steal. Thanks for the chapter mate.

Avery Howell

Snatch is a euphemism for, um . . . Don't name him that, lol. Hermes would be good. Frankie would be cute too. (Cause he's always doing the time warp.)

Ed Soto

Shwarpie!!!!

RW

Shiner

Tui

I like Hermy, Kelpto or Blink!

Michael Clack

I swear if he goes with swipper...

LostKarma

With him coming from the life pantheon(Yggdrasil), and Jake's heretical tendencies...... Please go with Ratatoskr?

glutton 12

Snatchie is perfect

Avrora Bloodriver

I think a name like Space Fog is good for him

Boffadeez

colligō latin for collector? Idk as much as I love the bit of warpy and what not I want Artemis to have a more educated name sense.

Reilly OBrien

Theodore Shimmersnatch the 1st

Skchoad

whipper snacher (instead of snapper) Wis for short

James Quinton Webber

I like the idea of something simple like "Ghost, Spectre, or Phantom" Phantom could be cool, like the idea of Phantom of the Opera? Or a famous Thief in the night? Or maybe something like Sly? From Sly cooper? Sneaky but silly?

Rui

Warpy for sure!

Nick Elliott

Jake is totally going to help Artemis break through some threshold and fill her with records enough to get to God Queen isnt he, completely by coincidence

Blake N.

The Real Shim Shady

Stefan S

Turkish

Burkes

Robbin

Chop

Snatchie but it's Artemis's idea And Jake still gets shit for the name and ppl don't believe it's Artemis's idea

Kat

Someone earlier said Sly Cooper (Video game racoon thief) I think that's a fitting name Cooper Nice Easter egg

Dallin S

Swiper

free62

how about argentum

AfroMocha

Cinos [sin-nose] is my bid it's alien sounding and a playing on another character might make it lame in that regard but first thing that popped in my head. I'm curious to read the others!

Ghast Renave

Zoboo, short for Zoboomafoo. I think it'd be funny and fitting with the other names Jake has made lol.

Tom C

Maybe something from the Egyptian gods since they revered cats? Bastet was the cat goddess. Dunno if that could link to something…. Or just go with Catupine for a nice portmanteau TFTC!

Boffadeez

Colligo. is Latin for collector. for some reason I'm acting like Artemis knows latin

devilschoice

Apollo - god of shiniest of the shinnies, the sun and if Jake does get involved in his evolution, this guy will be a god sooner or later.. Artemis's brother too, Greek mythology and all

Nick Elliott

As some have said I like the idea of him beginning with 'S' to keep the alliteration with Sandy, Sylphie, Scarlet. So all of those below mentioned work, Shimmer, Swipes, Snatch.

SunStar

Start with warp, go sideways to hyper, then go for a scoundrel based joke and name it Parsec

McMuffin

Sonic

Phillip Hazlett

Willfye. Watch slyphie get pissed

Mike Zebill

Klepy short for kleptomaniac

Nicolas Maganto

Furry would be hilarious considering Jake and earth people would know what it truly means...

Matt

Scrat, the squirrel from the Ice Age movies I'm not sure if that little fella ever ended up getting his acorn

SinCinnamon

Sam or Sammy. It still kind of sounds like Shimmy but more « name appropriate »

Josh Brown

Mooch for sure

Anders Jensen

Robin as in Robin Hood.. stealing riches from the rich, giving it to the needy

Temlat

Dave. But Warpy and Shimmy totally fall in with Jake convention.

Christian Igl

He collects shiny rocks, I would suggest Pebbles

mucky 12

Sheen sounds somewhat similar to Shawn and still retains the concept of shimmer.

ChRiAn

Binky, in homage to discworld

Tanner Matone

We just had to put down our 3 year old lab due to leukemia. In his honor, I propose Ollie (Oliver).

Sean

Warpie

Dazam_13

Robin Hood Because good thief and uses a bow which is the best weapon. Also the story I s a myth story so ties into the mysticism nature of its magic. Or Houdini for his disappearing acts.

JSC

The “Real Names” of Space Ghost Major Dickson-Yates Thaddeus "Tad" Eustace Ghostal (in Space Ghost Coast to Coast) Thaddeus Bach (in the 2004 Space Ghost mini-series) Kyr (in DC's Future Quest) Dax (in Dynamite comics)*** I like Dax the most !!!

Hornbach

David

Aarosie

Shim shim

Nathaniel France

I think knowing Jake it should be a relatively not fancy name. So I’ll offer either Robin (for Robin Hood) or Harry (Harry Houidini), or if you want to get cheeky with it, Hoodini (the obvious fusion of the two)

Bale

It has to end with an ”ie” or a ”y”. Sylphie because of Sylpihian. Sandy because of sand. This fella is a warpsnatcher. He steals. Like Sandy. They would meet and probably like eachother. So it has to go well with Sandy. Snatchie is to obvious. But we cannot forget that it is Jake whos gonna name it. Maybe Ziggy, but Zogarth hates league of legends and it reminds him of a champion called Ziggs. I would say Jake would call him ”Skippy” or ”Sneaky”

mucky 12

Heidi might also be a fun one as the little creature is very elusive. However, the name might be too feminine

Justin Maher-Smith

“Elgee”(LG-Loot Goblin) jake seems to drop into mmorpg talk every book or so with his inner dialogue so I think it’ll be funny watching him explain his thought process to Miranda

jongre1512

Snatchie McSnatchFace it had to be put forth, I regret nothing

Griever

Lucky

Cajun Terror

I want arty to also be horrible with naming things so it's just another Jake name in the end

Mateo Lopez

I personally love either Swiper or Sly Cooper! As a few have mentioned already.

Calpercrum

Swiper (this is a joke)

SinCinnamon

Or Sonny. Too bad he is not a blue hedgehog ;)

killop

Warpie, Snatches, Shimmy, Rob/Robert, Tief (Silent H in thief), Blinky, Shadow, Shimms, Spook(s/y), Mercy, or a full name like Robert P. Snatches. Then like cute pet names such as Taco, Fluffy, Small/Smöl, King Could be related to the unlocked nature from the Snatcher's primeval origins?

JSC

Mercedes Lackey has a character named Mags after a Magpie

Keith Williams

In keeping either Jake tradition.... Zippy, because of how he zips about and snatches shit. Hell, Snatchy. He tends to speak in single syllables, so I think he'd call himself Dart or Dash

TheRomanGeneral

How about Hermes, with the traveling nature of his species, the occasional affiliation of the god with thievery, and who would be naming him I feel it fits well.

Clemens

(Arsene) Lupin or Clyde

RnR_ RnR

Its cat like right? So maybe something from before the system? Felix, Garfield, etc. That seems appropriate. That way all of the earth people get the reference. And all the other worlders look up the "grand significance" of the name only to end up watching cartoons.

Toph

Wanting to keep the s alliteration with all his names creatures so. Shimmer, Sheen, Spiral, Snag. All those have something to do with his name though I like shimmer and spiral best. TFTC

The Uub

Warp Speed, Mr. Sulu!

James Durowse

Come on sir fluffy is an easy win

greg belokopitsky

Omg haha yes!!!! I love the snatchei line hahaha This arc has been great!

Adam

Artemis should unironically shrug and say Snatchie.

Colton Horton

Hmm.... what about thieves from greek mythology? Hermes, prometheus? Since you used the name Artemis, maybe she knows someone from the system that also had records bleed through to name the warpsnatcher after....?

Robling49

Shimmothy is definitely my favorite

Xarow

Warpy McWarpface for all the Boaty McBoatface fans out there who felt cheated.

Kris Piskorski

Shimmothy, Shim for short!

Yiskah

Just by naming it. He's going to be all apologetic about having nothing for her to do, she'll be all graceful and say she'll just observe. Then *boom* enough records to hit God Queen cus she named the think. Then an internal monologue with her contemplating the gravitas of this and her shuddering in horror cus Jake doesn't seem to get it is a big deal.

TheBullshit

Acquisition = Acqie = Archie. BtDM reference

Sicgrim

I was all aboard the “Shimmy/shimmer” train until this!!

Shiralee

There are a lot of votes for Swiper, which really does fit. But I'm partial to Sonic, Stitch or even Stash (nod to HWFWM).

John Looney

As I haven’t seen someone suggest it yet why not just “kitty”

Vetch

Call it orinoco after the womble who likes to recycle things (old BBC show) it's also a river and it's name means to navigate. Something that warps through space should navigate well afterall.

atome 4 000

I would love to see Artemis having a similar naming sense has Jake and call him shimmy.

Anders Jensen

Scotty? (Beam me up Scotty)

Ingo Hark

I'd say go back to classics with Shimmy

X

Warpie sounds like a good name 😂

Jared beck

Tipple - for no particular reason, he just seems like a Tipple

atome 4 000

my other proposal would be, since we know she named vitesse wich mean speed in french we could use french or another language but I don't have an exemple in mind.

Meh

Shimmy

Microwavey

TYFTC! I’m partial to Sir Snatchums, Snatchy for short. Keep the S initial (Sylphie, Sandy, Scarlet), and I think Snatching (treasure hunting) is more relevant to the natural progression of its Patch, as opposed to the Shimmerfur part (though obviously both are relevant)

jb qspam

The ATM machine broke when I put in the wrong PIN number. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Crjourdan

Sparkie.

Lynderyn

Luceo

Wselby64

Only issue with that is there is a very good chance the real hermes exists with the whole thing of the gods that earth people worshipped being from the leaking of records into the new universe

Dakota

Loki

Luis

Invincible Eternal Supreme Heavenly Cosmic Divine Chaos Yin-Yang Harmony Samsara Hell suppressing, Dragon chaining, Tiger subduing Nine Jade Treasure refining Immortal Emperor, Enlightend Grand Sage Of The Nine Heavens And Conqueror Of Four Directions Of Supreme Virtue Warpy

Voxol Mystic

Swipes or Swipy Keeps with the snatcher theme while starting with an S and rolls off the toungue well

Alex

You know, in norse mythos there’s a squirrel that lives in Yggdrasil named Ratatoskr. Might fit here, though I think the warpsnatcher was said to look more like a cross between a cat and a porcupine? Maybe you could go with Cheshire after the vanishing cat in Alice in Wonderland.

Chance Jordan

Porter, short for teleporter

BearHandMan

I’m digging: Robby Sonic Steve/Stevie Sunny Sterling Shimmy

愚行

Mystofur Warpen

pricey944

Hoardy

Eric Shivak

Ladron It's thief in Spanish. We know that Jake is fluent in "Multiple" languages based on comments in the past. It will be shortened to "Laddy" of course.

Scott Paine

How is there not a "Meowth" already

Dick Dastardly

Call him Sly, after the game sly cooper.

JJB4345_80_815

I named a cat Klepto once because she'd rip the toy out of my hands and run away with it. I could go for this!

Ben Heystek

Shim, or Shimmy

J W

His name is Bob.

Dalton Dawes

Well it has to a be "jake name"

scarredrazor

Sir Warpie Shimmerton, first of his name.

Dan Pangione

Klepto Snatchington Thayne

Allie Fischer

Lol so many silly names

Lucy

Something like Coruscis or Lucens? They mean shimmer/shining in Latin, and I think they sound pretty cool and cute! And shortened versions could be like Coru, Lucen, etc. but considering the likely name changes, Furantur, steal in Latin, is also quite a good name!

Ben Heystek

Danshrew, so something ive noticed that everyone he does the origins on seems to remind me of Pokémon.

Karim Saadi

Hermes would be my suggestion as well. God of travelers and thieves, it's perfect.

Kewi397

Snatchie McSnatchFace. This was a joke. I like that other persons idea of making it artimises idea of calling it snatchie

Kai Nilsen-Knight

Skippy.. Jake contemplates how he skips through space and decides that's a safer name only for the warpsnatcher to evolve to a space/void/time skipper dooming Jake to the redicule he hoped to avoid.

Bobtur

I put a heart under Chapter 1171 - Secrets Disclosed. Good luck surviving college little fella !

Jake Bates

Shimmershift or Glimmershift

MoneMati

He kind of reminds me of a Niffler from Fantastic Beasts. How about Niffix?

dragonslaver

Loothar (from Lothar a German name and Loot of course)

Gafgarion

Shaquill O'Neal just drop the E

Bunny Waffles

Whatever name you choose, make sure it is as silly/Jake as possible. Establish that Artemis is just as bad at naming things as Jake!

Outkast95

Slypher or peek-a-boo and Boo for short

Jordan

Dexter

Huy Hoang

Stealie von snatch

Patrick McCarthy

Can we please have Jake name it “Baby” or “Shimmy” As in, “Shimmy Shimmy Ya Shimmy Yeah Shimmy Yay, Gimme the Mic and I’mma Take it Away… oh Baby I like it Raw”… the classic hip hop anthem by ODB of the Wu Tang Clan

Svenx

Ratatöskr -> Rata

brjenness

jack to annoy the people who complain about jake/jacob

Kirby

Shimmywarp

Patrick McCarthy

Or maybe name it after a famous cat. For some reason Garfield is the only one I can think of right now

Ira White

Azeban, or "the Raccoon," is a lower-level trickster spirit in Abenaki mythology.[1][2] The traditional homeland of the Abenaki is Wobanakik (Place of the Dawn), what is now called northern New England, southern Quebec, New Brunswick and Nova Scotia. Azeban (also spelled Azban, Asban or Azaban) is a raccoon, the Abenaki trickster figure. Pronounced ah-zuh-bahn. Got this from Wikipedia

Kris Tuchel

Ratatoskr, fits him pretty well. Honestly he needs to ask Miranda (us)

Alex Webb

I feel like Loki would be a good fit.

Yiskah

Zogarth your readers' sense of naming sucks as bad as your own! Could lean into it, since everyone (myself included) does think it's hilarious. If you want something different, might I suggest: 1. Velaris Evokes stars and veils of light, suggesting shimmer and mystery. “It has elegance and sounds suitably arcane. It means ‘veil of the stars’ in an old dialect of the gods.” 2. Kaelith An ancient name meaning ‘he who slips between’. “It’s used in reference to elusive spirits in old myths—beings that exist in-between places.” 3. Myrrik Slightly mischievous, short and sharp. “It reminds me of an old god of mazes and hidden roads. I think it suits his trickster aura.” 4. Nixar / Nixarion A play on ‘nix’ (to vanish) and ‘nexus’. “It carries a weight of spatial centrality and erasure. A fitting paradox for a being who both disappears and anchors.” 5. Eshar / Eshari From a word meaning ‘gleam’ or ‘mirage’. “It speaks to illusion, beauty, and fleeting movement. And it rolls off the tongue quite nicely.” 6. Whisk / Whisken Light, nimble, and playful. Like a soft step or shimmer in the air. “Short and sweet, but not goofy. You can almost hear the little footsteps in it.” 7. Nyxil / Nyx Derived from ‘Nyx,’ the primordial night, with a mythic tone. “Suggests something elusive and quietly powerful—good for a space-warping critter.” 8. Lumen Connected to light, shimmer, and radiant energy. “Lumen evokes both brilliance and grace, while still feeling grounded. A solid name for something that shines without trying.” Bonus points if the creature then evolves with an origin like the name Artemis suggested, giving her a boatload of records, and we get an amusing dialogue of a bunch of Gods in the background scratching their heads wondering if the name influenced the orgin, or the other way around.

Havoc99

Shaquill O'Steal

Sable

Puff or shimms

Tommy

I was wondering why the comments were so high lol

Havoc99

CALL EM SHIMMY DOITDOITDOIT

Havoc99

Klepto (like Kripto but theif dog instead of kryptonian dog)

Alex Salamanca

I am once again begging, please, not Snatchie/Snatchy

BFalcon

Skippy

Savitr

Swiper

Nate Green

How about schrödinger?

Booz Dowg

Warpy. Jake's awesome with names

Zach Newman

How about Gobs or Gobby kinda like the loot goblin that reminds Jake of himself

Terrence White

Name him Pudd His name reminds me of the song Shimmer by Puddle of Mudd

Lewis Long

Flint Lockwood

Patrick Kirch

Snibs sounds nice for the little guy

hecksheri

Thwarp

Jade356i

First name to pop in to my head is Glitch.

C0bra$

Thank u for the story

Marc Todd

Twik! Name him Twik!

Steven Tuttle

nyx or nyxie are awesome names

Lab of the Lost

Slipper - Cause he slips in anywhere. Slips into places and our hearts. Also, now I hope he gets some great footwear like dog booties.

Eofad

Locksley after Robin of Locksley aka Robin Hood

Conner Kirk

Bob, I highly enjoy the thought of Artemis also being sh*t at naming

Jade356i

You could also go with Heimdall with reference to the BiFrost and the ability to teleport anywhere.

Zac Thompson

Momo/ Pickle - give ATLA vibes

Trent Fender

Swiper or Jake could name him Cooper as a throwback to Sly Cooper

NovaZero

Shim- uhh, War... err. Shawarma! Like Shimmy and Warpy only like a name! Wait.

Nathan Knight

Skippy came to mind first

Eli Reiser

Robin - like Robin Hood You could also go the Greek Mythology route and go with one of the famous thieves. I like Autolycus the son of Hermes and a mortal woman. He was renowned for his skill as a thief, especially his ability to make stolen goods invisible or change their appearance.

Mark Farrell

Agree with other comments below - Nyx or Nyxie is fitting for the character and stems from Greek mythology. Seems the natural response from Artemis.

PatienceHoney

I think Artemis should suggest Lampýrisma, which is Greek for shimmer, and Jake would just go with Lampy.

JJB4345_80_815

Benji or Klepto for me. Benji because of the dog movies that I loved as a kid. He can fetch stuff for Jake. Klepto. I named a cat that. Thank you for the chappy Zogarth!

Niels Valkenborgh

Good thing it's not a Snatchwarper, that would be something else. As far as naming the little spacehopper, why not Felix? Naming something after someones characteristics like "Skippy" would be a Jake thing to do.

Chris Harrell

Why not name it after the guy the orange fuck head killed when he invaded earth. I can’t remember his name without going back to read it but it’s the one that really pissed Jake off when he died. If I remember he’s the one who helped set up the teleporter for Jake originally so it would fit with the warpsnatcher somewhat

ABTelford

I say use a “normal” first name and an “on the nose” last name. Ex: Wayn Shimmer; John Warper

Gabriel

Ephemeroi, as the root of ephemera. Also he feels like a Roy.

Borbino the great

Can we just name him like “Bob” or something super simple 😂

Kelfu

Blood Raven Because they steal everything

Joel Faustino

Tardis! From the show that the guy jumps dimensions or something, it's pretty apt!

Nate

My first thought was Jesse, it holds to the "e" sound at the end if it matters and is a relatively common name. Also nods to the great Jesse James. As I scrolled thru the long list of posts I personally liked the nod to Shirt with Stash, or maybe Stashy? (please just no fascination with biscuits... we don't need another cookie monster)

bob bob

Loki

Miranoji

Nyx sounds the best and most fitting

Jj Bb

It'd be great for Jake to be confronted with someone who has an even worse sense of naming than him.

Void

Doubt anyone will see this, but my brain has decided a good name for the little guy is Vanmer. Derived from the words Observant and Shimmer. Vanmer our future collector of treasures.

Tori Wolfe

Vanmer, that name is mentioned in discord by scarletvoid. I agree with the name and the description they came up with.

Micah B Graves

Hear me out. Frederick that's it no puns here just a name I personally love. Also it feels a little odd to name a fully realized being a pet name.

John Fischer

Preferably not a dated reference like many of the suggestions seem to be. A shortening of it's species name might become limiting when giving its origin species a name later.

nrcs1995

I think we should name him Musa and use the bananas in the ritual to add some timey-wimey stuff to his warp-snatching

Dark Prophet

How about Art. Like in The Artful Dodger

Matt Hibler

Zephyrus, as an nod to Zefram Cochrane from Star Trek lore as the inventor of the warp drive as well as Greek god of the west wind. It could fit in with the mysticism angle of the little guy's primeval origins.

Colby Whiting

Hopper. He hops in and then leaves again

Mikesch

I like the first one, as I think he might end up in Yggdrasil. Could jump between leaves inkognito and do stuff without godly interference

Ty Cooper

Problem is that is the multiverse leaking in. That God is out there and might be pissed or flattered.

Colt

Teleporty McTeleportFace

Matthew Lemon

Name Suggestion: Auro ------------------------------ I was thinking Auro because it has a natural sensitivity to auras which is where i got the Aur from. Also most nouns ending in O in spanish are masculine which is in line with its sex. Also its not exactly a creative name so its not too far off what Jake could think up . Additionally in Latin, "auro" is the dative and ablative case forms of the word "aurum," which means "gold. " I guess this meaning could connected to the Shimmerfur's interest in collecting things it deems valuable.

Brian Donaldson

Def need an african sounding name. Thief based path

bleakbreaker

Warren the warpsnatcher? Or maybe Willy the warpsnatcher? I feel like alliteration is Jake's natural next evolution

James

Hermes. God of merchants, thieves, and travelers.

brjenness

major plot hole, continuity error. . . why hasn't Jake called Artemis, arty?

Darion

Shimmy

Dray Kruesi

Name the guy Scotty. Cause he can soulwarp beem you up. It fits with Jake always giving y end names too

Czar

'Swiper' as in "Swiper no swiping!"

InfernoDroid

Some variation of Hermes, who is a god of thievery

John Pfeffer

It moves like a ghost so it shoud be Blinky, Pinky, Inky, or Clyde.

WaxDinosaur

I just hope he accidentally slips and calls it Jake Juice out loud in front of Artemis. Villy would have sooo much fun with that and it would be a really entertaining chapter and hopefully future callbacks

DDHG

Packrat He is a little hoarder that grab and packs everything in his path.

Matthew Avery

Slinky. For two reasons. 1. I'm sort of hoping the origin of this translocator will be the simultaneous existance of all spacetime as the spring like jumps they do as they treat space as ground to cover like a slinky-like spring stretching between two points. 2. This guy is sneaking around for treasures. Why not be 'slinking' around. ❤ This would also be nice in the aftermath is one step is getting inspiration from this, with Jake gaining understanding of how one would treat any space and matter as grounds to take a step from, not just ground particles of dirt density, but any particle or weave of spacetime at all.

Spitball

The little fellow is a hoarder, thief and a void traveler. So why not Hermes who was the patron god of merchants, thieves, and travelers.

sixiack

Ok only for shits and giggles warpy

Prospects

Jimbo, or something related to Hermes would be cool

Quinn

Swipper. Let’s do do do Dora proud

Ariel Pablos

Torn between Artemis giving a solid name like Nyx or turning out to be just as bad at naming as Jake and calling it something like Snatchy or Warpy.

Staudi

My name recommendation for our little Fella is Ratchet. :)

John Kornegay

Maybe pull something from the “Einstein-Rosen Bridge” name? Like Ross? Or even Ozzie? I think picking from the pool of famous physicist names associated with relativity would be pretty cheeky and fun honestly. E=mc^2 Mc=mike? Okay hahahaha I’m done.

Manowar

I like Shimmy the best related directly to the name of the creature, since its shimmer abilities are more of a records thing then the snatching imo. Not creature type related i love Nyx.

Will Murry

Rhea pronounced ray•a

Lonnie

Hops

Paweł M

What's wrong with Warpy? It's the best name.

Chris

Wesley the Warpsnatcher

WaxDinosaur

Or just Tom, and make Tom become “Other Tom” because Other Tom isn’t as cute as Tom so he can’t have the same name as Tom because the cuteness factor. Imagine if you called for Tom but Tom showed up. It would get confusing. Plus Tom is helping Sandy find and eat better things but Tom would be trying to steal those things. Although Tom might use Tom to take the things that Sandy shouldn’t eat, so maybe they could work together in that sense.

Flynt

Schaun

Jamie

Shimmer!

Jordan Rogers

Sylphie, will love Shim if he share his treats I mean treasures

Flynt

Simon

Mitchell Kirby

Sharpie. Sh from Shimmerfur replaces the W from from warp, with an ie thrown in to continue the naming trend

WaxDinosaur

Can other gods see/learn of Earth’s history? In my head canon that was a skill the Viper had. I remember something about gods getting an omniscience skill of sorts, but I thought Villy said his is different/better than most. Idk probably misremembering that

Erik Bekke

I could see Jake naming it "Shimmie" or Shim...

brjenness

I want Artemis to come up with a name with deep meaning and when the go to ask if he likes it he says, "i already have a name...snatchy."

Beef Wrench

Nyx Klepto Lupine I've seen lots of nyx and klepto answers and both are really good and you know its race will likely change when evolving so wouldn't want a play on race name as much play on characteristics

Me

Blink. Short name that encapsulates how the warpsnatcher just pops up and out instantly.

Drake Harris

Definitely Matthew Lemons' suggestions: Auro, he has a great explanation to.

Daymond Walford

Kaito? Gentleman thief. Or any gentleman thief.

WaxDinosaur

Sylphie calls Jake uncle, so it might get awkward if Apollo picked up that habit

Steven Myer

Jim. Damn it Jim, I'm a Hunter not a Doctor!

Porter Haldiman

Since he’s a hoarder of wealth what about Midas or Plutus, both greek myth associated w that

Forrest

Swiper

Diego Rodriguez

Lemmiwinks would be great but I don't know if it's copy righted by South Park

SPL1TT

I think it would be refreshing to have a beast companion with a rather normal name. The Reasoning is that I imagine he's a already a real eye catcher. He's cute and shimmery. He already stands out a lot and he will even more after evolving with Jake's help. So I'd go with a basic name like Tom or Finn.

Childish Jordino

The best Jake will ever canonically come up with is Shimmy and that's what it shall be

bla

shifu

Roy Boy Meyer

Dimensional void hopper

William WIlson

Chester after the Cheshire cat.

oliver birner

Tftc And for the Name .... Lupin ( Gentleman Thief )

Taylor Ellis

Wally (like where's Wally)

Porter Haldiman

If leaning into the teleporting traveler side if things, Odysseus (Odie for short), Nestor ( means traveler)

Sébastien Kingsbury

Jimmy the hand, Duke of Krondor Or just Jimmy if that's too long

Brittin Bennett

Jasper -male name -shimmering stone -stone the snatcher would likely have in its hoard -artemis can still be race derivative but not so on the nose like jake

Troy L

Arséne, another gentleman thief who can definetly be seen from the way that the shimmerfur is adorable now, but will surely become downright debonair later.

RedBeast7

Hans, after Hans Gruber the thief in Die Hard (which is definitely a Christmas movie)

WaxDinosaur

Then Jake could call people out for their bad naming sense if they shorten it to Warpy

Only_Sams

Name: deàlradh It means glimmer, or glint. In Gaelic.

Only_Sams

I’m also partial to: Sam.

Keith Douglas

Slider. I reckon Jake probably watched Sliders when he was growing up.

Elijah Soleil

Some version of Vincenzo( the man who stole the Mona Lisa). Maybe Vinny, Vince, Vincey, or Vino.

SmokeJam

As the little fella doesn't seem capable of full sentences yet: Jeff. Hi, my name Jeff.

Néstor Rocha

"Swiper no swiping." That or Oswald. Ozzie for short.

TwistedVanity

Macavity. As in Macavity the mystery cat, also called the hidden paw. Whenever they looked, Macavity's not there. (TS Elliot) okay he's not a cat, but his shimmer ability magnified by origins should mean he can shimmer in and out of anywhere so seamlessly that no one should be able to detect him. Hence Macavity's not there. And the hidden paw is how I see him progressing. See the poem.

Spotii

Snatchie is already gold, no need to change it

A_dbn

Bernard

Justin Mott

I'm partial to a lot of famous real or literary names, but for Artemis to suggest them she needs some sort of partial omniscience-esque skill to know things from pre-integeation Earth. Reference to famous theif names - Lupin as in Arsène Lupin from Sherlock Holmes - Swiper (Dora) but can be used without Artemis having a relevant skill - Non reference names: - Lief as in Lief the Thief - (something)leaf Kleptoleaf? Shadowleaf - Onyx from Nyx if they are a god - Rogue - Han as in Han Solo - Dillinger (John Dillinger) - Ali (Ali Baba) - Billy (Billy the kid) hits the -y ending too

Joel

Chess A mischievous cat like creature that can teleport? I think Chess, short for Cheshire.

David

Jaspin !

Dustin

Cyrus

Drexnaw

Arty ( old man nickname for Arthu, Fits jakes naming sense reminds him of Artemis )

Reader++

Erra. Or Shimmer. Erra pronounced Air uh. Jake making a B grades records return to origin and all he has done before will leave a huge mark on the era and the future. Naming the warpsnatcher this moves Jake away from adding a y or an ie. Shimmer is cool to though too.

Ray

I like Shimmer as a name

clovis

I love the name Snatchie/Snatchy, but I totally get why people aren't a fan of it.

James Arnold

Call him Scottie… warp speed captain!

K. Johnson

My bid is Veil ( redwall ferret) also I hope Jake learns the concept of gravity and it plays in being able to pull the arrow faster by creating an area of gravitational pull towards his target, further I feel like with his ability with auras he already has a start to the concept, lastly advent horizon and black holes

Asterrahl

How about Chapa'Ai? It's goauld for Stargate, and it makes for all sorts of casual nicknames.

Blutako

The name's bond, shimmer bond

DBOMB YO

Hmmmmm what about Billy

Blutako

It may be too late but I thought of my favorite sidekick of all time, who is unserious and beautiful, Gir

Ty Cooper

I keep picturing Sonic the hedgehog

TwoMoreYears

He reminds me a lot of Stitch. I could totally see him remembering the movie and thinking the name works because it's not his usual naming pattern that gets made fun of, he looks/talks a little bit like the character, and he's tired of trying to think of something better. Plus no one outside of earth will think anything of it.

Max Magee

Ok here we go…..:: Warpy, Shimmer, El Grabo, Houdini, Clyde ( like bonie n Clyde), Hordy ( just short for hoarder), Twink…

Andrew Pearce

How about Hermes after the Greek god of travel and thieves

Colton Crowley

Shine or shin for short because SHIMMERfur I also like Hermes

Catrina

Dash

Drawste

Gizmo. He likes all sorts of gizmos & gadgets

Max

Ferdinand.

Tim Lawson

Boo = because he magically appears and can scare someone Merlin = because he magically disappears and reappears Lucky = because he befriended Jake who is willing to help him Buddy = because he is friendly and everyone who he sees he tries to befriend Momo = word play on the ME ME when asked what he wants to be named.. Just a few suggestions for names, can also do more if we have more descriptive of his appearance other than a small cat-like creature. Does he have multi-colors, feet colors that mimic BOOTS (another name) etc.

Daylyn Shkoditch

TJ, for Tiny Jake (the warpsnatcher picks lol)

Admiral Dakbar

Could go Lucifer for the warpsnatchers name. Means light-bringer in Latin and it’s mentioned a few times that if it wanted to it could go on a rampage and kill others in the hunting area. Plus would be great to see Miranda’s reaction to it being named after the devil

Keion

Could I pay for more chapters lol ….. I vote for faze

SevenTwenty

Boots the Lucky 😊

Hernon Henderson

I like “Bandit” or “Swiper” either seem like good choices … but love the ask!!

micah Hogan

Lil Fella, or maybe Jim. Just because he cant think of anything creative so he goes witht first human name he has in mind lol.

Stephen

A little late, but snatchie would've been a great name. LMAO

Neil Motzer

Definitely Warpy

Keslahr13

Merf as in shim merf ur

Jaku

Shimmer

Devillelouch

Names that mean treasure: Jasper, Gasper(also sounds like grasper), Wade, Jovian. Void: Abaddon, Kaal, Nihil, Kuro, Erebos. Or Void Treasure by mixing: Kaal-Jovian or Erebos "Snatchie" Wade. Would need other details to do name details.

Patrick Kenney

Darn I’m too late. but how about a play on snatchie and call him snizz

CCL

Team Shimmy!!

Jeff McCulley

I like Sylphie’s suggestion. “REE!” Pretty much hit the nail on The head.

Azazel

Ganymeade!

Azazel

Evil Demon Lord Gabrothus!

Khumo Mononyane

What ended up being the agreed upon name

SaltyVigilante

Gotta be Danny right? Like Danny Ocean?

Stoney

Not sure if you'll read this but I think a nice 'punishment' Jake could give the Sovereign is to either directly look after the kits or have one of the tribes move back in to the area but also allow the kits to live there as well.

Dave

Nice

Chloe

Tyftc

Luckbox

Swiper took something again!

Thomas kellerhuis

Richard.. (Dick, Dickie, Richie or Rich)