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Jake woke up with a killer headache, finding himself lying comfortably on a couch back at his palace residence. He took a moment to orient himself as a voice echoed from directly above him.

“You know, most people are able to pace themselves and not embarrassingly pass out,” Artemis said, her words sounding almost like a scolding, but her tone didn’t indicate she disapproved.

Opening his eyes, Jake stared directly up at Artemis, who looked down at him, which was also when he realized that the comfortable pillow he was lying on wasn’t a pillow at all.

Smiling, Jake looked at Artemis a bit teasingly. “I don’t know. I think it turned out quite well. At least I’m not complaining about the situation I currently find myself in.”

“Mighty cocky for someone who just knocked themselves out on accident,” Artemis chuckled.

“Hey, those small sprouts should be happy. They got quite the meal,” Jake commented casually. “Though I will admit, they consumed a lot more than I thought they would be able to. Did Nature’s Attendant starve the poor buggers or something?”

“No, you’re just too weak to provide them with proper nutrients,” Artemis said, not a hint of jest in her voice.

“Ow, that’s hurtful.”

“Sometimes, the truth hurts,” Artemis shrugged. “You should be happy. The fact that they could absorb that much energy means that the final result will be stronger, right? Nature’s Attendant isn’t holding anything back with this one, which means your input is essential. He can’t provide the energy himself, or his Records will inevitably turn the item into something only gods can use.”

“Sounds like I’ll have to knock myself out a few more times, eh?” Jake joked.

“Or, better yet, you could stop just before you pass out from exhaustion. That way I wouldn’t have to carry you home,” Artemis said with exasperation.

“And miss out on getting a lap pillow from a goddess? Never.”

“If it happens again, I’m gonna throw you off in the middle of the busiest market in the Pantheon of Life,” Artemis threatened. “And I’ll make sure that your only way back will be through asking strangers for directions.”

“You wouldn’t,” Jake said, a hint of actual fear in his voice.

“Oh, I would.”

“Evil truly knows no bounds,” Jake sighed. “Point taken. I should avoid passing out next time.”

“Good,” Artemis smiled triumphantly. “Now stop lazing around. You’ve already slept for five hours.”

“But I’m just-“

Artemis stood up with no regard for Jake lying on her legs, pushing him down toward the floor. Forced to react, Jake stopped his fall and pushed himself off the floor and into a standing position.

“See, not that hard,” Artemis smiled. “While I would love to laze around more, I sadly do have some obligations I need to attend to. Don’t miss me too much.”

“Hey, when my mind is in the alchemy mire, I miss or think about nothing else,” Jake shrugged.

“That’s only a good thing,” Artemis said. “Oh, and do say hi to the Warpsnatcher for me. It was hanging out in the living room when I returned and looked at me as if I’d killed you when it saw me carrying around your limp body.”

“Poor little guy,” Jake sighed as he checked using his sphere and saw the Warpsnatcher hide within one of its loot piles in the cellar. “I’ll go down and talk to him.”

“You do that. See you later,” Artemis said as she teleported away, presumably to do god stuff.

Jake did as he said he would and went down to the cellar right away to assure the Warpsnatcher that things were fine, and that Artemis hadn’t cruelly killed him and paraded his body around in some bizarre display of superiority. He wanted to say that Artemis wouldn’t do that kind of thing, but when he considered her earlier threat, she definitely did have the ability to display pure evil.

On the topic of deciding a name for the little guy... still a work in progress. Something very Jake-like, such as Snatchie or Warpie, was tempting, but he decided to take his time and think about a proper name that Miranda wouldn’t smack him over the head for. Hopefully, if the Warpsnatcher did successfully evolve to B-grade, the new race would give him a good idea.

After reassuring his little friend, Jake went straight back to his alchemy lab and continued working on making a rejuvenation potion. At least for a little while, but seeing as his resource pools were still rather barren, he soon switched to meditation and studying the tome left by the First Sage.

Like that, Jake got back into the grind as he worked on several projects at once. The only times he contacted the outside world were if he needed something, in which case Jake just had to send a message through his token, and a delivery would arrive shortly after. Everything ordered naturally was put on the tab of the Order of the Malefic Viper.

Days passed, and soon enough, Jake had his first success as he crafted a common rarity rejuvenation potion. However, Jake knew he could do better than that and kept pushing, and only a few days later, he finally got what he wanted.

You have successfully crafted [Rejuvenation Potion (Uncommon)] – A new kind of creation has been made. Bonus experience earned

As with other potions, the requirement for uncommon rarity was to consume at least a hundred thousand resources in total, and Jake barely passed that threshold as he bottled up the liquid and used Identity on the newly created potions.

[Rejuvenation Potion (Uncommon)] – Restores 34,432 health, stamina, and mana when consumed.

With the potion done, Jake didn’t need to think long about what to do with it. Jake chugged the entire thing down as he closed his eyes and focused on how the energy spread throughout his body to restore it. He observed how the liquid split off into different streams of energy as it was carried through his Soulshape before eventually being fully absorbed or dispersing.

Opening his eyes again, Jake took mental notes of how the energy had acted as he also felt the subtle effects of Palate doing its work. To better understand their restorative properties, Jake had already consumed an exorbitant quantity of herbs, but consuming a finished potion was also nice at times.

Seeing as he had an hour's cooldown time on the potion, Jake went back and worked on other matters for a while. When he felt like the time was right, Jake consumed another potion and felt its effects on his body as a plan slowly began to form. Not one necessarily made to upgrade Blood of the Malefic Viper, but it was part of it.

After another few days of alchemy, Artemis returned to the palace to fetch him, though Jake did notice something about this version of her. After a bit of probing, he learned she had just sent an avatar, as her true body was busy elsewhere. Jake tried to ask what she was up to, but the goddess remained mysterious as she brought Jake back to Nature’s Attendant’s garden.

This time around, Jake didn’t pass out. Nature’s Attendant was also there to facilitate the process just like last time, and after Jake returned home with at least a few resources in the tank, he went straight back to meditation as Artemis took her leave again.

During all this time passing, the Warpsnatcher had also finally finished fully setting up its own little territory, at which point Jake could confirm it did indeed function similarly to a formation. Simply being near all the loot, the Warpsnatcher would get experience, though it appeared that the little guy needed to occasionally update the hoard. Jake did ask the nearly peak C-grade if he needed to head out and procure some stuff elsewhere, but the Warpsnatcher assured Jake everything was fine.

It was only a day later that he realized that a lot of the shinier decorations of the palace had started to vanish, only to appear in the cellar hidden under piles of what to Jake were pure junk.

As Jake was working on all his own stuff, he couldn’t help but wonder how everyone else was doing. He knew that the Sword Saint and Sylphie were both up to their own stuff within the Pantheon of Life territory, and if anything surprising had happened with them, he would have heard, but there were also others to consider.

Such as what was going on back on his home planet.

--

Miranda was fairly sure she would evolve to B-grade before Jake did. Not because Jake was particularly slow at leveling or anything, but because of the absolute shitload of work she had been saddled with to manage all of his affairs.

Ever since the universe had opened up to the rest of the multiverse, Earth had a constant stream of people coming through. Some wanted to visit, others wanted to settle down there, and a scarce few even tried to see how they could gain influence over the planet.

Plenty of religious organizations also tried to make their play, which was where Miranda surprised many of them. As per discussions with Jake and many others, these organizations weren’t outright rejected but instead could apply to get their own small territory on the planet.

These territories were no larger than small villages, and they were still fully under the authority of the World Council. However, this gesture of allowing these factions to establish themselves went a long way toward gaining allies.

It also communicated to the multiverse that Earth was a mostly neutral territory. One that, as long as the laws were obeyed, anyone was free to visit. Of course, not everyone was allowed to visit, as Miranda had already predicted the shitshow they would be in for down the line with open borders. There was a relatively strict border control, but as the number of visitors remained limited for now, they didn’t have too much to do.

This policy also helped battle rumors that the Order of the Malefic Viper had sought to push out all other major factions from the galaxy. Or, at the very least, that any of the factions that were allowed had to make themselves subordinate to the Order. If only a few factions were around, this rumor would have some ground to stand on, but when it was only the Holy Church that was banned, it was clear to all who the problem was.

Sure, no one dared speak that the Holy Church had gotten thrown out deservedly, but based on what Miranda had gathered, a lot of people sure as hell were thinking it.

Miranda remained very careful to make the distinction between Earth and the Order, making it clear they remained two separate entities. Sure, the Order did fully back Earth, but they weren’t officially the rulers. Due to the Malefic Viper’s prior declarations that his Chosen was his own person who could make decisions without his Patron’s input, this claim was acknowledged.

Admittedly, Miranda was fairly certain the majority of influential factions just viewed this as the Viper allowing his Chosen to play around and have his own galaxy to rule autonomously, but as long as they didn’t cause trouble, Miranda didn’t care what flawed conclusions they reached. In due time, they would realize the truth.

Sitting in her office, Miranda was going over the most recent crime reports – a positive one as people were finally beginning to realize Earth was serious about its laws and applied them equally to everyone – but just then, she had a knock on the door.

Looking up from the report, she spoke. “Come on in.”

She had not been expecting any visitors, and Lillian was currently away supervising the establishment of another megacity outside of the territory humanity originally occupied. As a reminder, all the humans on Earth had been confined to just a small section after the Tutorial, but now, plans to reclaim the entire planet had already been set in motion.

“Excuse the intrusion,” a woman said as she opened the door.

Miranda was surprised when she saw who it was and instantly frowned. “Has anything happened with Arnold?”

The visitor was the personal assistant of Arnold, someone who usually didn’t even leave the huge metal dome. Wanting to know as much about one of the most powerful people on Earth as possible, Miranda had looked into Arnold as much as she could, and it hadn’t been difficult to learn about who he was before the system arrived.

Arnold had always been a genius. A genius, but also different, to the level where he had a hard time relating to normal humans. Despite his lack of interpersonal skills, Arnold’s genius had been enough to provide him with a lot of power and funds, some of which he had used to hire the woman who now stood in Miranda’s office. Her name was Nanna, and outside of her job working for Arnold, she didn’t appear that extraordinary.

She had originally been hired as his personal assistant, but had quickly become the manager of Arnold’s life outside of his work, showing that she was indeed competent. It was a role she had also adopted after the system arrived, and her Path was now essentially one with Arnold’s. In many ways, she was the reason why Arnold still had resources to continue working on all his products, even if Arnold had become better at handling matters by himself.

However, that didn’t answer why she was in Miranda’s office in the first place.

“No, he’s fine, but preoccupied with his current project,” Nanna answered. “Hence why I took the initiative to visit you by myself about a challenge we are currently facing.”

“What seems to be the problem?” Miranda asked curiously.

“In a single word... space. The underground factory continues to expand, but we will soon reach a limit where it’s no longer workable to continue expanding,” she explained. “At least not without risking causing issues for the city above. If we move closer to Haven, we also risk ruining the ecosystem and causing the forest problems.”

Miranda frowned, though she wasn’t surprised. Arnold had originally set up shop in the old Fort close to Haven and had stayed there ever since. He already owned a large area above ground with his metal dome, with the majority of Arnold’s factory and workshop beneath the ground. Constructing down there was bound to bring challenges, especially with the level of energy Arnold was working with. Also, Arnold was already a bit miffed that he had to do his weapon testing so far away from his metal dome, as Miranda banned him from testing high-powered explosives right beneath the city.

“I take it you’ve come here because you have some idea how to address this challenge?” Miranda asked. She had already offered for Arnold to get his own large territory far away from any other settlements, but he hadn’t seemed interested.

“I managed to get a sit-down with my boss, and after a lot of discussion and calculations on his part, we concluded that there is currently no place on Earth suitable when taking considerations for the future into account,” Nanna explained, making Miranda frown.

“Do you plan on leaving Earth, then?” she asked, considering the matter a bit. “There are a few unoccupied planets in our galaxy that could be used...”

“No, the boss wants to stay near enough to Earth to make visiting and short-range teleportation convenient. Oh, and the Records from just being near or on the planet are too good to miss out on.”

“What exactly are you proposing?” Miranda asked, quite unsure what Arnold’s assistant was getting at.

“Well... taking everything into account... we’ve been wondering if perhaps the moon is for sale?”

Comments

Beemoss

Tftc

Connor

Thanks for the chapter

SCHWING PAPI

Earth check-in SCHWING

Sylphie

REE!!

Vegard

Poor moon ghost won't know what hit it

Unwillingmainer

Yes there is a moon for sale, one minor problem though. It's haunted by plant monsters. Take care of that and it's your's!

Jon Hanson

The moon bahaha. Isn't there like some big nasty B grade living there too?

Jabirttok

Arnold is gonna have to wait for Jake to take out that b grade. I too would pass out for an Artemis lap pillow.

GeneralBlack

Who wants to bet Arnold will turn the moon into a death star.

Rippchord

Yes, it's for sale, it's just hella haunted

Abriel Blauer

When he felt like the time was wrong --> When he felt like the time was right

Mike

Arnold best not be thinking about kill stealing Jake's moon b grade lol

Alexander C Hyde

As with other potions, the requirement for uncommon rarity was to (provide)consume at least a hundred thousand resources in total, and Jake barely passed that threshold as he bottled up the liquid and used Identity on the newly created potions.

Jordan Rogers

Yay, Death Star imminent!

David W. Baijense

So Arnold might take care of that creature in the moon for Jake, I wonder if Jake would be down for that or if he still slthinks if it as potential prey

Kirivina

The moon is haunted. 🤣 🤣 🤣

Djinko

tftc ! Wasn't the moon in the list of potentially being destroy by Jake?

Fdrugc

Edit suggestions "When he felt like the time was wrong," should be switched to When he felt like the time was right.

Andyr98

Wasn't Arnold told it was a B grade when Jake asked if there would be consequences for blowing up the moon

S

Moon base. tyftc zogger boi.

Loststar7

Thanks for the chapter.

Alexander C Hyde

[Rejuvenation Potion (Uncommon)] – Restores 34(.)432 health, stamina, and mana when consumed. (Shouldn’t this be a comma?)

Fdrugc

I feel like Artemis wanted Jace to say he would miss her a little. Does that make sense to any of you?

Max

Love the relationship between Jake and Artemis.

Kyle Stitt

lol sell it and have arnold deal with the nasty B grade lol

Cody K

Its going to be hilarious when Jake gets to B-grade and comes back to fight the moon entity only to realize that Arnold beat him to it and took the place over.

Alexander C Hyde

When he felt like the time was (right)wrong, Jake consumed another potion and felt its effects on his body as a plan slowly began to form.

Kt-x

Thanks for the chapter 🙂

Rensy

Tftc

Fdrugc

Tftc

D3monEmper0r

So nö blowing up the moon eh? xD

Quinn

I’m actually so hyped if Arnold solo wipes the moon.

CT

Arnold vs The Moon. Not a long battle chapter after chapter but few lines as Arnold already made all calculations needed, has been working on it since Jake said "moon is haunted" and just executed his plan :). Would be very on brand

Tyler S.

Its already been claimed by the Hunter after it hurt his travel wurm

Indevan Jones

DEATH Moon!! Arnold's gonna have to rebuild a moon after Jake destroys the haunted plant thingy.

Tyler S.

I bet he'd be upset with that, taking the controlling B grade will be a good challenge. Plus hes already called killing it after it hurt Sandy

Tyler S.

I think hes gonna wanna take it himself after it hurt Sandy

Rewdan

Thanks Zogarth, moon going to get ghost busted

Was geht sie dass an

Finally the moon problem is going to be solved and hopefully this carzy scientist will do it himself so we can see how op he is.

Phoenixdrop

Oh Arnold is willing to handle the haunted moon problem

Was geht sie dass an

Suggest eddit: When he felt like the time was wrong, Jake consumed another potion -> the time was right. Tytc 🫡

dash w

Thanks for the chappy

Victor Desantiago

Ha! Arnold and a moon base . This no surprise to any reader here. What we need to wonder is if Jake going to get involved in killing the moon monster.

Vega

Minion! Tonight we buy…The Mooooooon!!! Suggested edit: used Identity on the newly -> used Identify on the newly

Staudi

Tyftc!

Levi

Moons haunted

NSaaby

The Ghostvine is going to have viseters

Nick

Wonder what Artemis is up to to only send avatars and immediately take her leave each time...

Ryan Ulrich

Arnold is going to build a Death Star!! Or if any of you have seen the War World from the show Young Justice!

Vega

He’s certainly giving off those op evil scientist vibes with the moon takeover

Corvid

Arnold vs. Ghost Moon. Arnold holds a finger up, writes a few notes, then squints and presses the button. Image on a tablet shows a salvo of missiles filled with custom weed killer hitting the planet followed by an automaton placing a mailbox.

Arieh Sochaczevski

Thanks for the chapter! … no blowing up the moon??? Sad….

John Looney

Probably hire Jake to clear the b-grade as it’s already on his to-do list depending on how impatient he is

Rodney

I'm looking forward to a jealous Jake when he sees the new moon compound for Arnold because I've been waiting for a planetary lab for Jake since he's going to be dealing with energies and poisons that could destroy the planet soon lol

John Looney

So arnold is going to turn the moon into the Death Star isn’t he

Ty Cooper

Awesome, MOON rematch incoming! Tftc! Plus Arnold having a moon base just makes since.

Avi Singh

I cannot wait to see Arnold and Jake go whoop some Ghostvine butt! Although, if it’s only Arnold that’ll try taking it down that might be quite interesting in itself.

SinCinnamon

Jake wants to provide the weed killer. A combo kill!

mpop

I can’t remember, but did Jake actually let anyone know that the moon’s haunted? Or did that slip his mind?

Daniel Brian

*pauses for effect* THE MOOOOOON! 🌛

Tommy

Arnold probably has been monitoring the moon and knows about the entity. Casually beats it from the comfort of his lab with drones lol

Alejandro Piña

Ooooohhhh that would be an interesting matchup for Arnold.

Dallin S

Moons haunted

Cees Tollenaar

Time for Jake to finally adressen the Moon's inhabitant huh? Should be fun for his first testrun with his new bow and also killing his first proper B-rank before evolving! Talk about killing 2 birds with 1 stone!

Littleme02

the requirement for uncommon rarity was to consume - restore

RnR_ RnR

I did not have Arnold buying the moon on my bingo card. Well done! Still i think Felix, is a great name for warpsnatcher.

Kristoffer

Maybe she's making her final preparations for ascension to godqueen?

Keeb

The true main character, Sandy, shall have its revenge. Prepare to die, moon boy

C0bra$

Thank u for the story

Randy Plaisance

Poor little guy,” Jake sighed as he checked using his sphere and saw the Warpsnatcher hide within one of its loot piles in the cellar. “I’ll go down and talk to him.” *should it not be HIDDEN within?*

Bailey Lowe

Warpsnatchers name could be blinx after blinx the time cat

Fyrtue

He did. Zoe ended an earlier chapter around that time leaving Miranda on a cliffhanger by telling her that Sandy's died before explaining it in the next.

Anthena Sales

You should name the Warpsnatcher, Wyatt.

Tom C

Who is the moon guy again? Is it Mossy? TFTC!

InSomniaut

I feel like Jake has laid claim to the monster and Miranda/Arnold will respect that

Leviathan

Arnold gonna ghost busters the moon

Rahsheem Reid

This should be a good test for the remaining folks on earth if Jake doesn’t just do it him self.

InSomniaut

More like “yes there is a moon for sale. One minor problem though, it’s haunted. One major problem is that if you kill it without Jake’s ok he will get pisssed at you for stealing his kill

Eric Shivak

TFTC... One correction. Seeing as he had an hour's cooldown time on the potion, Jake went back and worked on other matters for a while. When he felt like the time was (wrong) right, Jake consumed another potion and felt its effects on his body as a plan slowly began to form

Thomas Faurbye Nielsen

"When he felt like the time was wrong, " I think the time should feel right, but thanks for the chapter! :D

Fyrtue

IIRC Jake dropped that nugget of wisdom after the meeting had finished and Arnold was only there virtually. Maybe he didn't get the update or maybe he did and is just willing to deal with the Ghostvine anyways.

Sushi

I’m curious about the first mana potion Jake made and kept for nostalgic purposes. Does he still have it? And if so, is it slowly soaking up his records to become some super potion like his boots did?

Fyrtue

I like the thought of Jake trying out Event Horizon to take down the Ghostvine from where he's at now before Arnold can steal his prey.

Zach Newman

"You want the moon? I'll get you the moon, just throw a little lasso around it" come on my old peeps Ikyktikyk

Victor Desantiago

There has to be some crazy records for Miranda for selling the moon.

Matt

Maybe not from where he's at in a completely different universe, but maybe from earth?

Mat

How is Jake able to distinguish avatars of gods from the real body? I mean when Villy first appeared as an avatar, he was not able to tell, so what changed?

Beef Wrench

I wonder if Jake or Arnold will kill the b grade on the moon 🤔

Timothy Spradlin

Tftc, once they mentioned space issue, the moon was the obvious choice

Nathan Holliday

Let Jake kill the abomination living there and then yes! Arnold will build the moon into a base!

Steven Myer

Miranda: "Hey Arnold, you're back early" Arnold: "Moon's Haunted" Miranda: "What?" Arnold: *Loading drones and getting back on teleporter* "Moon's Haunted"

Adrian Zodie

Evil scientist moon base vibes

James

Draft of a ___ - this extremely early creation of a ___, bathed in the records of his meteoric ascent through the ranks has become more than its origin. The drinker will absorb records related to poisons, the malefic essence, and archery. Replenishes 92 mana.

Adrianna Bailey

Name suggestion: Flicker or Flitter

DBOMB YO

Holy s*** he’s finally doing it!!! Wait but isn’t there a bit of a… powerful problem on the moon? 😆

joel southard

Thank you for the chapter

Julian

I dunno, I think it might become a moondoggle.

DirePants

I assumed it would be the moon as Nanna mentioned they were running out of space lol geez football head is definitely going to turn it into a giant lab that doubles a a planetary defense system

Elijah Belfer

Took long enough. Time for Jake to finally get revenge for Sandy

Phasmatic7

Thankies for the chappie zogie

Nano

Jake and the sword saint have been killing B grades for a few chapters now I’m calling a nevermore party reunion coming soon

J W

An evil genius moon base? Kinda cliché

nathan

Question really is does he have sharks with laser beams on their heads

Ty Cooper

You know the desire for a Moon base has been in Arnold's head his whole life.

Ty Cooper

One of the saddest things about Arnold having a moon base is that it won't be in the shape of his head. Sad times

kingofshibainu

So perhaps Arnold will take out that thing as his first b grade? Interesting!

Kaladin

Thought he was going to make a second moon, a deathstar instead. Guess we will see who handles the haunted problem.

TwoMoreYears

Hmmmm. Is the moon a problem that Jake won’t have to fix himself? Interesting turn for sure.

dan dyfe

I wonder If arnold will use his favor make jake come back to earth too deal with the moon monster?

Stephen

Jake gonna finally have to clear the moon of the monster.

wyattmon

I really hope Miranda actually does evolve before Jake, mainly because she deserves it, but also because it'd be so fucking funny

EmmericH.

What's up with mad scientists and their evil moon base really ? 😂

Dan

TIME TO HUNT A MOON GHOST! If Arnold doesn't turn the moon into a pseudo-deathstar, I might be a liiiiittle disappointed

Tom C

Not for long once Arnold gets up there! He isn’t one to mess about 😂

Lawrence Dillon

So arnold wants to steal the moon? Despicable

Hayley

Warpsnatcher needs to be named Shifu 🙏🙏🙏🙏

Sarianne

🤣

Austin Barton

Jake is going to have to test his new mythical skill on one moon monster.

SmokeJam

Well the leasing amount will be getting rid of one b-grade ghost

SmokeJam

Na, pretty sure he is plenty capable of doing it himself and aquire ownership that way

Stevean Bozek

Arnold should get a discount since that property is currently haunted as fuck

Blutako

Well Jake is probably going to try to take the opportunity to fight another B grade as well as help Arnold out because Arnold has helped him a ton

Xien

The haunted moon? Howwwww does one go about selling the moon?!!! 9/10s possession is essentially ownership I guess

Borakthrash

We are so far from this but in an eventual future I could see Arnold achieving godhood by replicating a transcendence skill or bloodline completely or in part through his understanding. A cool thing would be him replicating the perception boosting aspect of Jake’s bloodline.

Blutako

Jake will probably insist on fighting that b grade, didn't he set it as one of his goals, as long as its willing to fight back and feels like a strong enough opponent its not in his path to give up prey

Ty Cooper

It would have to be a Transcendent to copy a bloodline or Transcendent perfectly

Shadowessence

Mad Scientist wanting a moon base..... I swear if he makes little yellow robots.....

ben anthony

Why is no one commenting on wtf Nanna is? The last time a “Nanna” was inserted this late into the narrative it ruined both Steve Carell, and Ryan Gosling‘s lives!

Xander

TFTC :) I'm glad Arnolds assistant finally got a name cuz i found myself wondering what it was as I was reading. I was sort of expecting Vesperia to set up a defensive wasp colony on the moon but arnolds moon base sounds awesome :) Suggested edits: "Restores 34.432 health" it varies with country i know, but in English its usually a comma not a fullstop in large numbers. "went a long way *to get* allies." i feel "towards getting" or perhaps "towards gaining" is better here.

William WIlson

I can see Miranda saying if he can get rid of the b grade there he can have it then Arnold getting rid of the b grade for Jake to show up and be kinda annoyed by Arnold killing it.

HoresKnight

We will steal THE MOON!

CaptainFlowers

Okay can we talk about how fuckin cute Artemis and Jake are? There's no right that two apex hunters should be so fuckin adorable together. Lil murder hobos

Swaggernaut77

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/372/113/f4d

Nick Elliott

Wait... Jake can't leave PoL to kill a moon ghost. But he owes the moon ghost one for killing Sandy. Could we.... no surely we couldnt. New bow + mythical new event horiaon skill + damage scales with disparity and distance..... Could Jake be about to get a call from Miranda to ask if she can sell Arnold the moon only for Jake to test all those three from where he is and kill the moon ghost from pantheon of life....

Phil Ritter

Okay that would be kinda sick and considering there is no real distance limitation maybe it’s even possible. The only problem I see is the distance and time. No matter if it crosses the universes or the void there is a good chance something will be in between considering it has to travel 93 universes. Also just how long would it travel and if all that works out the moon will be gone. Now that I think about it. That monster fused with the core so killing it should ruin the moon too since the core is gone.

Phil Ritter

While you are at it include our little Warpsnatcher. I can just imagine him hiding in his pile of stuff from a god who clearly knows he’s there. That’s just too precious and adorable

WaxDinosaur

Yeah it killed Sandy I think? He (they?) got better from that pesky status condition pretty quickly though

WaxDinosaur

No no, that’s how you drive a price down. Arnold is mega rich, gotta milk him for it. yeah the moon is for sale, and it even has its very own power leveling grounds to help Arnold reach b grade even faster. Who knows what kind of rare materials he might find up there!

WaxDinosaur

Yeah he’s mentioned blowing up the moon a couple times. Even had the forethought to ask (someone? Arnold maybe, or Villy) if suddenly not having a moon would cause any issues for Earth

Andrew K

It's not out of the question, but I think a response like she got is more likely what she wanted. Keep some of the important factors we know in mind (they're trying to take things slowly, Jake's independent outlook seems to be a big factor in her interest, and gods in this setting generally operate on very long time scales), if his first response was about missing her, it could be viewed as concerningly clingy in a way that could lead to problems later.

Hotep Saxis

Arnold needs to kill a B grade also to keep up with the rest of his generation. Since he's still on earth the moon is perfect. Jake won't mind. I'm sure Carmen is working on a B grade somewhere in Valhal territory too.

Andrew K

Given the time scale gods usually work on and how much they use avatars for, definitely seems interesting that Artemis has "obligations" requiring her real body right now. Would be amusing if it turns out its because of something like feeling obligated to give Villy a gift (e.g. as a sort of return gift for what she got, or due to general multiverse etiquette for getting involved with another god's chosen) and she's attempting to personally gather an assortment of rare/unusual mushrooms to show sincerity.

Taylor

She's stuck with nature's attendant working on the bow

Tom

I think Jake would mind, but only enough to make some passive-aggressive comments about it.

Jeryd Greer

Arnold is gonna go chair face on us.

Psyck0

Jake's gonna blow up the moon and just have Arnold pull a moonfall

Gabe Stankiewicz

Oh man waking up while resting on Artemis’s thighs? God damn Jake. SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEEEEEEE

Chris Godsey

Getting some doctor evil vibes. Lol

ABTelford

Love the chapter!

Seen Death

That would actually be sick Jake plans with arnold that hes going to kill that b grade inside the moon, most likely shattering it to pieces But workig with arnold, plans to keep the fragments from going to far get adopted. In the end the moon would be pieces of the moon held together by metal Appearance wize having arnold basically hollow it out to have his stuff "underground" mostly would be cool but idk how practical it would be Maybe better? I doubt arnold needs oxygen anymore but... theres a lot of possibilities, even terraforming

Joshua Little

Thanks for the chapter.

Carl Never

Is the moon for sale lol ok china

DrDankness

Kek. Time to unhaunt the moon

TrappedSan

So the personification of Factorio is going to be acquiring the moon? Tough luck for the B-Grade living there.

Chloe

I'll call you Speak, because that's what you do.

Chloe

Reeeee! Tyftc

Tony Belfer

Thanks for the chapter

Nick Borgne

Thanks for the chapter the ending made me chuckle very unexpected

Tie

Arnold: "Ah. The moon is haunted." Several thousand robots: *rack shotguns*