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“Another one?” Miranda asked with exasperation. “And let me guess, they need help?”

“So far they haven’t requested it, but I think that’s a safe assumption,” Lillian answered calmly. “While they should be able to defeat a B-grade themselves, the losses they would incur would be massive.”

“Yeah, I guess their only viable strategy would be to throw bodies at it until the damn thing gets tired out,” Miranda nodded. “Assuming it’s another weak variant, that is.”

“All signs indicate it is,” Lillian said. "I would guess a request for assistance is imminent."

“Alright... see if the people from Valhal would like to handle this one,” Miranda sighed, not really having many other options at this point, as most of the other elite factions or teams were busy.

Miranda had expected that dealing with the emergence of B-grades would be a challenge, but it had happened earlier than expected. What’s more, it was all over the galaxy.

Luckily, it was still confined to the top planets of the Milky Way, and some of the planets could handle it on their own. Kindroth, as an example, had reported the emergence of three B-grades so far, but he and his forces had handled them on their own.

The same was true for the other top factions in the galaxy that controlled planets. While they didn’t necessarily have any individuals capable of fighting B-grades, numbers could still make up for the difference.

If it were truly powerful, B-grades would have been a lot harder to handle, but so far, all the ones appearing have been at the bottom of the barrel. It did make sense, though.

These were all B-grades that had consumed special system-given natural treasures during the early parts of the integration and experienced massive growth due to it. Their Paths were shaky to say the least, and at most, they had one lucky encounter that allowed them to barely evolve to B-grade.

To make matters more annoying, many of these B-grades were actively causing problems for the current leadership of the planets. To be clear, Miranda believed there were actually far more B-grades than they knew, but most of them were smart enough to stay the hell away from the enlightened settlements, and if they did approach, they did so with no ill intent.

The same really couldn’t be said about the problematic B-grades. What’s more, they all shared the commonality of carrying blessings. Usually very low-tier blessings, but Blessings nonetheless. Additionally, all the gods giving out these Blessings actively hid their identities.

Miranda and the rest of Earth’s intelligence network had tried to uncover who was behind this, but sadly, there weren’t really any reliable ways to confirm a god’s name. Sure, if a god used Identify on someone blessed, there was a good chance they could see through it, but sadly for Miranda, they didn’t have any gods handy.

Fortunately, despite the best attempts of these B-grades, none of them had managed to accomplish anything meaningful. A significant reason for their failure was the arrival of backup from the Order of the Malefic Viper.

Draskil had already been around and was a great help with other elites gone from the planet. When Scarlett had arrived about a year ago and helped Holstred deal with the Bristleboar B-grade, things had really turned around.

Scarlett was proof of what a true B-grade could be. While she had also gained power rapidly through consuming potent system-provided natural treasures, she had gotten incredibly lucky and found an even more fortuitous encounter to address her shaky foundation.

She had gained the Blessing of the Forefather of her entire race pretty early on in C-grade and afterwards even gone to the Order of the Malefic Viper to improve herself further. Then, armed with knowledge and an improved Path, she spent fifty years tempering herself inside of Nevermore. Once she was out of time there, she had already been close to peak C-grade and only needed a little more to fully evolve.

Additionally, the snake had also told Miranda a great deal about the considerable resources invested in her. Not by the Order of the Malefic Viper, mind you, but the Dragonflights that had seemingly decided that Scarlett would be their connection to the Chosen of the Malefic Viper.

All of this had resulted in Scarlett turning into a relatively high-tier B-grade. Her power was truly proof of the vast gulf in power that could exist even within the same grade. Miranda had been a bit worried about putting so much on Scarlett, but so far, she’d yet to encounter a single B-grade she wasn’t capable of killing near-instantly, with little to no effort.

Her venom was simply too powerful for anything to handle. It didn’t even matter what she attacked, as even a damn water elemental found itself poisoned to death. Miranda was also fully aware that a single bite from Scarlett would kill her and pretty much any other C-grade alive, with only a scarce few exceptions. Draskil being one of them.

As Miranda was in thought, they had a knock on the door. Looking up, Miranda realized who it was as she waved her hand.

The door swung open, revealing a familiar elf.

“This lowly one is honored to have the Voice of the One visit her humble planet,” Miranda said in a mocking tone.

“My mere presence is indeed a gift upon your life,” Kindroth responded with a dry chuckle. “Humor aside, allow me to get directly to the point. According to my contacts, the Holy Church is not affiliated with this god or gods trying to cause a disturbance. They also aren’t aware of who it could be, though they do have their speculations.”

“Ones similar to ours?” Miranda asked inquisitively.

“Yeah,” Kindroth nodded. “Yip of Yore had a lot of allies and people who believed in him. While the Malefic One got rid of a lot of them, far more exist out there. I would almost be surprised if something like this didn’t happen.”

“True, especially when it seems so low-risk,” Miranda muttered.

“But not entirely risk or consequence-free,” Kindroth pointed out. “Giving out that many Blessings isn’t free, and I can only imagine the losses that whatever gods are involved have already suffered.”

“That’s why I said low risk,” Miranda shook her head. “Activity has recently slowed down across the board, making me think the enemy has either given up...”

“Or they are gearing up for something bigger,” Kindroth finished her sentence. “They must know they can’t keep doing this forever. Not only is it unsustainable and incurs too big a cost, but it’s also too risky. If they go too far...”

“The karmic footprint they’ll leave will be too substantial and potentially allow us to discover their identities,” Miranda took her turn to finish Kindroth’s sentence.

“Exactly,” the elven World Leader smiled. “I can only surmise that whatever god or gods are behind this weren’t open supporters of Yip of Yore; if they were, there would be no reason for all the subterfuge.”

“I do agree with that assumption,” Miranda said. “What I can’t quite figure out is the why yet. Sure, I get the motive, but not the goal. This other party must know that they can’t accomplish anything meaningful by just having a bunch of problematic B-grades and peak C-grades create trouble around the place.”

“I could make guesses, but there are none I’m confident of,” Kindroth sighed. “Though it is possible, this god is just incredibly incompetent and their plans were messed up from the moment that white snake arrived on the planet.”

“Her name is Scarlett,” Miranda corrected the elf.

“Right,” the World Leader nodded, as he seemed to be in thought for a moment. “If I may ask, who was behind her name? Because it doesn’t seem like one the Chosen of the Malefic One would have thought up.”

“Oh?” Miranda exclaimed, acting dumb. “What could you possibly mean by that?”

Kindroth just looked at her with a raised eyebrow before she chuckled.

“Hey, I think he’s getting better,” Miranda said, shaking her head. “The latest name he gave was Jasper.”

“Is it an elemental made of gems? Maybe a golem?”

“No, and I was also shocked when I learned it wasn’t,” Miranda said, a hint of proudness in her voice.

“Impressive,” Kindroth said, Miranda unable to tell if he was joking or not. “Alas, I believe I should head home. The council has been a bit annoying these days due to the B-grade activity.”

“Enjoy politicking,” Miranda waved him off. “I was about to throw you out anyway, as I have a meeting coming up.”

“You didn’t need to add that,” Kindroth said, acting hurt.

“See you next time, oh supreme Voice of the One,” Miranda said as she waved her hand, making Kindroth slide across the floor and out of the door, which promptly closed after him.

Outside the door, the elf shook his head before taking his leave. Once he was out of earshot, Miranda turned to the side of the table.

“He didn’t notice you, did he?”

“It doesn’t appear like he did,” Lillian answered as a faint sheen of moonlight covered her body.

“With those stealth skills, you should join the Court of Shadows... wait, maybe I need a spymaster? Do you wanna be a spymaster?” Miranda tilted her head.

“No,” Lillian shut down the notion right away.

“How about secret moonlight assassin?”

“I don’t believe that falls under my job description,” Lillian answered in the same deadpan tone.

“Hey, personal assistant is a proud job title!” Miranda joked around with a smile. It genuinely made her happy to see that Lillian had grown a lot stronger over the years, and while she wasn’t some peak genius, she was far from weak for her level. While Miranda didn’t need any bodyguard to defend her, she was happy that her personal assistant and close friend were capable of not only defending herself but capable of continuing to progress by Miranda’s side.

“Need I remind you that the World Council is waiting?” Lillian asked.

“Oh... right,” Miranda nodded. “That’s why I have a personal teleportation circle.”

Getting up, she and Lillian walked to a corner of the room where a hidden magic circle revealed itself, and a moment later, the two were whisked away to another exciting budget and city-planning meeting.

--

“Work work work,” the space worm said as they wormed around the large, desolate celestial object. Once in a while, the worm would spit out small metallic objects before quickly continuing.

“Little bit here, little there, little bit everywhere!” the worm sang while deploying the beacons. This singing was naturally also done through the special communication device connected directly to a certain scientist’s mind. “Hey! Hey! Arnold! Listen!”

It took a few seconds before Sandy got a response.

“Yes?” the scientist said in his usual calm voice.

“When are we gonna blow up the moon?” Sandy asked excitedly.

“We’re not blowing up the moon, we’re merely destroying the Ghostvine that has assimilated itself with it,” Arnold explained for the thirty-eighth time.

“Potato, tomato! Same thing!”

“The outcomes are vastly different, as one shall leave the celestial object intact,” Arnold simply explained calmly. “While some amount of damage is inevitable, nothing done will be unfixable.”

“Okay, okay,” Sandy agreed that Arnold was being boring. “How many more of these do I need to place?”

“Nineteen more.”

“Wow! That’s... a lot less than I expected. Do you even know how many of these I’ve placed over the last half a year?” Sandy asked with exasperation.

“Two thousand, two hundred and seventy-two will be the total amount placed over the last one hundred and fifty-nine days,” Arnold once more answered, merely with the facts.

“Which is a lot!” Sandy exclaimed, before suddenly being in doubt. “Wait, it’s a lot, right?”

“It’s sufficient.”

“Yay! When we... oh, wait a second, Ghostvine mad again!”

Sandy sadly had to stop chatting as they were suddenly exhausted by a massive blast of death energy from deep within the tunnel the worm was currently traveling through. Speeding up to dodge, Sandy quickly retreated right as vines sprang out of the walls and tried to tie them up, but Sandy was as swift as a space worm, as tough as a space worm, and as agile as a space worm, allowing them to avoid the initial assault.

This was not the same worm that had been kind of killed when trying to explore the moon with Jake. Sandy had grown a lot since then and was superior in every way imaginable. Meanwhile, the Ghostvine had grown far less in comparison, allowing Sandy to actually escape the clutches of the B-grade.

What’s more, Sandy didn’t even need to fully retreat. Instead, they continued the mission of planting Arnold’s beacons within the moon’s vast tunnel system. It was a dangerous mission, but Sandy was the only one capable of doing it.

These beacons would allow Arnold to scan the interior of the moon using his satellites. He’d tried to penetrate the surface using various means, but ultimately concluded that unless he wanted to wait till he reached B-grade himself or had some major breakthrough, he would need beacons inside the moon to get a full scan.

Initially, he had placed these beacons using drones, which had worked out pretty well. He had placed over ten thousand beacons on his own, but when he tried to place them deeper, he ran into a big problem.

The Ghostvine Sovereign’s senses got better the closer one got to the core, and it began to destroy these drones before they could get deep enough. While it usually took a little while for them to be detected, they simply couldn’t get deep enough.

That was where Sandy stepped in.

While Sandy couldn’t avoid being detected either, that didn’t mean the B-grade could do anything about the worm. Sure, a few thousand vines were annoying to deal with, but Sandy was more than capable of escaping over and over again while placing all the different beacons.

As Sandy dodged another attempt to be captured, the worm finally got done charging up the magic. “Poof we go!”

With vines closing in from all sides, the space worm disappeared. A few hundred kilometers away, within another tunnel deep inside the moon, the space worm reappeared and spat out another beacon.

“Eighteen to go!” Sandy said proudly, right before a real downer message came from the other side.

“Consider retreating and placing the rest tomorrow after the Ghostvine has had time to calm down,” Arnold warned. “Its energy signature is spiking significantly, indicating it's preparing to launch a proper assault.”

“Pfft, you’re a total worrywart. You know that, right?” Sandy said as the worm looked a bit worried toward the center of the moon. “But you know, just for you, I’ll listen this time around.”

Arnold didn’t even respond as Sandy quickly fled from the room before the Ghostvine Sovereign had time to gather its power and launch a powerful attack. Sandy totally wasn’t afraid, and it wasn’t as if the last time the space worm had ignored Arnold. They’d nearly returned to being an egg once more.

It took a bit of effort, but Sandy soon made their escape and retreated a good distance away from the moon, where the worm stopped moving and just floated through empty space.

“Hey, Arnold.”

“Yes?” the scientist responded.

“When we gonna blow up the moon?”

“We’re not blowing up the moon,” Arnold answered for the thirty-ninth time. “But if you’re asking about when the offensive portion of the operation shall begin, it’s estimated to be next week.”

“Yay!” Sandy celebrated, super looking forward to finally blowing up the moon.

Comments

TDMC

Tftc

Staudi

Tyftc!

Connor

Thanks for the chapter

C0bra$

Thank u for the story

Sylphie

REE!!!

Kt-x

Thanks for the chapter!

Beemoss

Tftc

BumAssBumAss

I though Scarlett got her blessing in C-grade when she met Jake.

joel southard

Thank you for the chapter

Unwillingmainer

Yeah, what those gods are doing is weird. Setting some weaklings up with a blessing and having them cause trouble doesn't seem to be doing much more than distracting and leveling people. I guess that could be it? Distract everyone from something else happening. If that's the case, I guess we will have to wait to see what they are truly up to. Probably after Arnold blows up the moon.

Michael Fannon

That was really one of my favorite shows growing up.

John Burton

Thanks for the chapter. Im excited for the Ghostbusting Also edit: Scarlett got blessed in early C-grade not D-.

UMCDaEMON pp

1. "by just having a bunch of problematic B-grades and peak C-grades create trouble around the place.”" 2. "“No,” Lillian shut down the notion right away." P.S Love it, keep 'em coming!

Corvid

Yay i got what i asked for. more sandy and arnold

Kaktus

Oh, one year time skip, neat

Kevin the Composer

Yep. It was when Jake, Slyphie, and Carmen were in the Mangrove Forest. She was a mid-tier C grade back then. Great name lol

Tyler S.

Love how Arnold is probably spot on for the attack. Thanks, Void 4th wall breaker

Gwiddion

Could be the thing eversmile started when William went heretic we haven't had any news on that tiny hint that sth is afoot.

Rewdan

Cheers Zogarth loving this weeks work

Sarianne

❤️ Sandy

Rewdan

His patience is on a whole different level 😂😂

Cory S.

Now this is how you do time skips. TFTC!

Levi

Loving the sandy spaceworm side stories. I also can't wait until they destroy the moon

Shaibene

I just imagine Sandy singing catchy old earth Radio songs, and busting imitation dance moves with his wormy body 🤣

Mat

The whale on the council should be B-grade now

Fdrugc

Miranda could just ask Jake to get a g-d they would probably just have to take it out of the 93 universe

Xander

TFTC :) Yay Lillian :) heres hoping shes helping Arnold with the moon stuff :) Suggested edits: "If *it* were truly powerful, B-grades would" should be "they" since B grades is plural "pretty early on in *D-grade* and" wasnt Scarlett solidly in C grade not far off mid-tier when jake first met her and got her the blessing? "Her *power* was truly proof of the vast gulf in *power* that " repetitive. Strength, capability, potential, might, etc. " *they had* a knock on the door. " should be "she heard" "C-grades *creature* trouble" should be "create" "a hint of *proudness* in her" should be "pride" " and close friend *were* capable of not" should be "was" "Little bit here, little ** there, little bit everywhere" from context missing word "bit" "as they were suddenly *exhausted* by a massive blast of death" did you mean "assaulted"? "its power and launch a powerful attack." again repetitive.

eatingpitza314

He could be, but I think he could also be delaying his evolution to get a better one. He didn't go off world like Scarlet and get loads of recourses like her so he might need more time. Definitely peek C-grade for ages though.

PWeygandt

I love the Sandy and Arnold dynamic

Tom

I’m going to guess villy is throwing a bunch of lesser blessings around to help earth/the Milky Way level up so they can keep up with Jake’s next potential conflicts. If he can make it so Jake has to worry about his homeworld less, Jake can earn villy more records

Jeremiah Lambert

Now we ABSOLUTELY NEED a Hawkey and misty side story....plz!?m

Spencer Miller

Lillian is one of those characters I always want to see more of. In particular, I want a POV. While it does seem like it’d be hard to write (I imagine her internal monologue is at least a bit abnormal), it would be really cool. Her origin is interesting, her response to it was interesting, she received some interesting investments, and she’s clearly had some internal character development we don’t know the details of. Maybe the subject could regard forging her own variation of her path (instead of following the grimoire exactly) upon evolving?

dash w

Thanks for the chappy

WhiteLeeopard

Why don't they capture one of the blessed and take him to Minaga to identify?

NerdyFellow

I for some reason can see Lilian be one of the people to fully realize their path to godhood even though they are a minor character

KenTX325

I thought interplanetary transport was limited after the system event. They have Arnold’s system and Sandy? Also, no help from dragon kin or vampires?

Xander

I honestly read that as hawkeye to start with and I was really confused, thinking i'd missed a character at some point :)

Xander

Nah, gods throwing b grades at other b grades is perfectly acceptable behaviour. If the god started messing about directly then someone higher up could step in but until then this is a mortal issue.

J W

I doubt minaga comes out of the dungeon for anyone other than Jake.

Steven Tuttle

the time skip is so nonchalant

Eric Shivak

TYFTC! Sandy rulez!

Arieh Sochaczevski

Thanks for the chapter! “[…] she was happy that her personal assistant and close friend were capable […]” You’re talking about one person who is being described two ways, so I’m fairly sure you mean “was capable”.

Corwin Amber

thanks for the chapter 'suddenly exhausted' exhausted -> assaulted

Tom C

US Office yesterday “Hey Arnold” the classic cartoon today Loving this week of chapters tbh TFTC!

KenTX325

I read the books before listening to the audiobooks. I always imagined Sandy with an androgynous female voice. Of course in my head the Malefic Viper sounds a lot like Dave Chappell.

Lemonsqueezy

TYFC. We are finally getting in the build part of the next arc. Moving into the introduction of the next protagonist.

Oblivion

And thus begins the ground work for Jake’s peak C grade push? If this is that arc, I’ll be curious how this will tie into his desire to kill a true dragon while in C grade. Maybe a chosen of this god or their pantheon?

Grey Grick

Wonder when are frost wyvern will evolve?

Zizawah

Scarlett and Drexil arrived on earth at the same time. Here it’s written that Scarlett arrived a year later which would be incorrect? Thanks for another fun chapter Zogarth!

Brian Griffith

The system assisted teleport network was removed but interplanetary travel is common and this chapter has a time skip. Assuming that they have built their own teleport network by now.

Brasidas

I suspect the author is trying to indicate a year has elapsed since Scarlett assisted Holstred wtih the Bristleboars.

Matthew

I wonder how Jake would fare with her venom?

Yiskah

"Miranda said, a hint of *pride in her voice."

Colin

Ground control to major sandy.

MarineDebris

If you speed Villy's voice up by 10% or so, then yes, he absolutely sounds like Dave Chappelle! Great catch!

Kangaroo

I think the gods providing the blessings will bless a True Dragon and send it after Jake by having it attack Earth.

Dan

Sandy learned the worst things from Jake, now they just wanna blow up celestial bodies. I hope we get a Jacob, and maybe a Meira POV this week, it'd be cool to see what they've had going on since the true death of EC and Yip

Aaditya Ravindran

Potatoes and tomatoes aren't the same thing, but it's funnier said this way so I'm going to start using it instead haha.

Ty Cooper

I love these PoVs tftc. Ha they give a perfect time skip. Looking forward to seeing what is to come. I feel this god/s are from the Pantheon of Life. These are the gods that didn't like what Ygg had to say before meeting Jake. Probably the same one that put a hit out on him. Maybe trying to get Jake to leave the Pantheon of Life. Heck it might even be a God rejected by Artemis who is offended she is interested in a mere mortal. I am really looking forward to this now very delayed dinner with a pair of hunters where Jake brings Artemis as his +1. There is a lot to look forward to like Jasper's evolution and the bow craft completed. I even have a feeling that Duskleaf is needing something to stabilize the soil they are working on which Nature's Attendant will give DL the soil from the Bow growing. Lots to look forward too. Not even mentioning other star players in the series.

Ty Cooper

Lol major Tom you mean. Who knows if they gave Tom a communicator

Denis Trenque

As the years pass, Jake nephew, Adam. Should be less a naive kid, and become a classer. Will he follow his father or his uncle trail?

John Durrett

Depends on how the wyvern is getting their claws on more natural treasures. While killing can help level, monsters get more from help from devouring treasures right? If he's been a good boy, Jake or Miranda even may be gifting him items from time to time.

John Durrett

Reading this felt so dry I almost had to put on lotion to sooth my senses. :P

John Durrett

"like a rhinestone cowboy" "Getting cards and letters from people I don't even know And offers comin' over the phone" wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle. :)

Nicolas Coons

I'm honestly surprised it took this long for the "hey Arnold" reference

John Durrett

tyftc. Good to see people getting some NC17 action now and then. I got a kick out of Miriam waving here hand and sliding Kindroth out the door and closing it.. like bewitched. If she ever crinkles her nose before or after doing something magicy.. I"ll be tickled pink.

Thenais

So Kindroth is incredibly incompetent and didn’t know about scarlett

Naotsugu97

Sandy seems like they would be the one going “are we there yet?” On about a five minute loop!

Xerecs

I caught that issue with her initial grade when I read the chapter this morning but I wasn't able to comment. Pretty sure Jake guessed her as being mid tier C grade when he first encountered her but was unable to see her level.

Nano

Scarlett becoming basically royalty is really amazing

MrBooniecap

Finally caught up.

Vega

Thanks for the chapter!

Peter Smith

I cant tell if thats foreshadowing for next weeks chapters, or just incidental phrasing

Azazel

Hey Arnold!! I see what you did there.

Phil Ritter

If he weren’t the mode of transportation most of the time that is

Phil Ritter

I really have no idea what those gods are planning. The only way they could realistically hurt Jake would be by going after his close friends which incidentally are among the strongest in the universe. All they accomplish is strengthening the combatants of this galaxy similar to how Jake gains power through the contract on his head. They would need to launch an all out offensive against earth with enough B-Grades to overwhelm them which I don’t see happening with them able to request unlimited backup from the order if need be. I don’t see them being able to destroy the teleportation circle like the first invasion either not with Arnold’s and the Courts surveillance

Brian Dibbins

Anyone else feel like Sandy and Zoolander were twins separated at birth? Sandy: "When we gonna blow up the moon?" Arnold: "Are you serious? I just told you that we aren't!"

Trumangolorian

I can see Sandy doing something akin to a smolder like Zoolander. Instead of "blue steel" it would be "dark space rock" or something to that effect lol.

Sonny Herman

Sandy is as smart as a space worm too

Sonny Herman

There was mention of factions hiring assassins on their own to strengthen them, maybe this whole scheme is to weed out the weak and grow the strong

Almer Reyhan

Hey Arnold!! It's been so long since I've heard that name!

Chloe

Tyftc

Tony Belfer

Thank you for the chapter

Nick Borgne

Space worms are awesome

Parker Bond

Pinkie and the Brain

Mauve

The quality of writing has honestly diminished since the beginning of this book, it’s honestly tiring to always see some "as" when other words could be used. And I don’t think that this book could have gone this far if it has begun with this bad of an orthography, I can’t enjoy it as much as before even though I really love it. Or maybe that’s just the case because on Patreon you are some kind of « Beta » reader and it get corrected when it’s published on Royal Road, I don’t know.

Sonny Herman

I agree but your right about it not being edited yet, theres alot of room for improvement, but i try to just enjoy the story and dont get hung up on grammar and diction

Tie

I love how Arnold and Sandy are friends. As weird as it is to say considering one is a worm I think their relationship helps keep Arnold human.