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“I can’t outright tell you how to mend it, but I can say that you have all the materials required to make it happen. Now you just need the method. Parts of the skill’s Records were lost or locked away when it broke, but you have a direct connection that’ll allow you to replace them. Of course, the system won’t be as helpful as normal when you work on a skill, so you can definitely fuck yourself up even more if you don’t go about doing it right the first time around,” the Malefic Viper said in his usual casual tone.

“Hey, it’s just a courtesy to at least reach out if I’m planning on stealing Records from you,” Jake shrugged with a smile as he felt in a good mood, partly because it had been a bit since he last had a good talk with Villy.

Both of them had been busy with the Viper talking about exploring some hellhole of a World Wonder filled with mushrooms, and besides that, Villy still had things to do regarding his Order as he’d adopted a more hands-on approach after his return.

Even so, that day he had reached out after reading in the tome from the First Sage, as he had some thoughts he wanted to get out. It was evident that in order to fix his Palate of the Malefic Viper, he would have to draw on his connection as a Heretic-Chosen to fix the broken skill.

In some ways, it was a bit like repairing a game. He would need to get working Records to confirm that his approach to fixing the skill worked, and it sadly wasn’t as simple as just finding out what Jake was missing and replacing those parts. Perhaps someone as skilled as Villy could do that, but Jake certainly wasn’t able to.

So he would instead try to claim a copy of Records and try to replicate that to fix his own skill. However, even that would prove incredibly difficult, and he’d definitely need at least a little assistance from the skill to make things happen. In that sense, Jake was lucky that the system always strived towards stabilizing skills.

The only reason he could fuck it up in the first place was because he used his Bloodline to do so. That also meant he would need to use his Bloodline to fix it again... if it wasn’t for Villy, that is. He’d used a Transcendant skill to temporarily “fix” the skill, but what he’d actually done was just put it in a state of stasis with part of its functionality locked away.

When Jake finally made his attempt to fix it, the stasis would be released and the remains of his Primeval Origin Energy would be consumed to allow Jake the limited control he’d need during the reconstruction process – all once more made possible by the Viper’s Transcendent skill.

Granted, besides just being courteous, Jake had one more reason he’d decided to reach out that day.

“Is it really considered stealing when you have permission to break into someone’s house?” Villy asked in an amused voice. “Besides, I’m not gonna act like this isn’t a fun and novel experience for me. While I have certainly seen people break and fix their own skills before, never have I seen it with my own Legacy skill. Usually, people only break skills belonging solely to themselves, and the fix usually ends up resulting in a rarity downgrade.”

“I aim to impress with my unique flavor of absurdity,” Jake joked.

“The word you’re looking for is stupidity. Then again, absurdity isn’t entirely inaccurate either, as you can be absurdly stupid at times,” Jake’s divine Patron bullied him.

“Now you’re just being mean. Not saying you’re wrong, just mean,” Jake muttered. “Anyhow, back to Palate... I did consider a solution that included downgrading the skill, but if I did that, upgrading it again would be a whole lot harder, right? To the level of being downright impossible?”

“I wouldn’t call it impossible, or even improbable, in your case. You are ultimately still my Chosen, and while you wouldn’t be able to use the same upgrade Path as before, you certainly would still be able to find a way to upgrade it and then include the aspects you lost in the downgrade down the line,” the Viper explained. “In fact, I did consider a downgrade to be the most likely outcome of you fixing Palate. While it wouldn’t be ideal, it would be the safest solution and definitely the one where the system would provide the most assistance.”

“Yeah, I reached the same conclusion,” Jake nodded. “The process of downgrading will balance all the Records and at least fix everything in the perfect way that only the system can.”

“I sense a but coming.”

“However,” Jake very deliberately stopped himself from using that word, “I’m a greedy bastard who wouldn’t be happy seeing the skill downgraded. I’m also a little scared of what it would do to that Planetary Core full of Desolation I ate. But the biggest reason is definitely my greed, which is why I considered an alternative to downgrading the skill. One that keeps the same benefits a system-assisted downgrade would provide.”

“I want to bring attention to the fact that I used the past tense when I said I expected it to be the most likely outcome that you would end up downgrading the skill to fix it,” Villy said, having definitely already realized what Jake was getting at. “That was before you had your encounter with the First Sage and received his teachings on the matter. Now, I believe the most likely approach you’ll use to fix Palate is the exact opposite of a downgrade.”

“Great minds truly do think alike,” Jake chuckled.

“No, Jake, you’re just incredibly predictable in matters like this. Plus, I know the First Sage and the impact his teachings have on people. I would find it an insult to his Legacy if you were satisfied with anything less.”

“Fair enough, I guess,” Jake chuckled, unable to disagree as he truly did feel like it would be a disservice to both himself and the First Sage if Jake accepted a downgrade to his skill.

As Villy had already alluded to, Jake no longer accepted downgrading Palate when fixing it, and neither would he merely repair it. Instead, Jake planned to directly upgrade Palate during the repair process, intending to ride the wave of Records he expected to be born from the process of fixing it and upgrading his Meditate skill.

It was definitely far riskier than simply trying to fix the skill or accepting a downgrade, but Jake had always been a sucker for taking risks.

“I do wonder, how close do you believe you are to pulling the trigger and going for the upgrade?” Villy asked.

“Yeah, about that...” Jake said. “You see, I didn’t just reach out to be nice today, but because something happened. When studying today, I finished a chapter of the tome... only to discover there’s nothing more for me to read.”

“... what?” the Viper asked with genuine exasperation. “Do you mean to tell me you’ve already finished everything Master left to you, because if you do, I don’t believe you could have truly understood even-“

“No, no, no, I’m not done with the tome,” Jake quickly clarified as, for a brief moment, he felt real anger from the other side of the telepathic connection. “I just can’t read more of it. The first page of the next chapter contains a seal of some sort, and I’m fairly confident the only way to break it is to fulfill some specific condition. Before you ask, no, no clue what the conditions are, but I would guess it’s either upgrading my Meditate skill to a high enough rarity or reaching B-grade. Perhaps both.”

“That... does sound like something Master would do,” Villy instantly calmed down. “Likely to make sure you don’t overreach and try to delve into concepts you aren’t ready to explore yet. Sometimes, too much information can be as dangerous as too little when you do not yet have the tools to properly use your knowledge.”

“My thoughts exactly,” Jake nodded and smirked. “See, great minds do think alike! Anyhow, that’s why I reached out to you. I still need to go over some sections again and form a proper plan for how I wanna go about things, but it won’t be that long.”

“Just take your time and walk in with full confidence born from being prepared enough,” the Viper shared his words of wisdom. “Speaking of confidence and being prepared enough... just a little heads-up. About a day ago, the gift for Artemis was fully consumed, and knowing how long a breakthrough usually takes, I would get myself ready.”

“Ready for what?” Jake asked before realizing there were more important questions. “Wait, she’s breaking through? To Godqueen? She did mention how that’s hard and how she’d been stuck for a while and was now progressing again, but I didn’t expect her to attempt a breakthrough already... knowing the time span gods usually work with, I assumed it would be like a million years or something silly like that...”

“In the same vein that you can get several levels from winning a single fight, brief events and encounters can also lead to massive progress and benefits for gods. Artemis recently experienced massive growth, in part born from the foundation she’s been building up over the last few eras.”

“I see,” Jake nodded. “And what did you mean I should get ready for?”

“Well, I see two scenarios,” Villy said in a cheeky voice. “Breaking through to Godqueen isn’t really that dangerous and rarely goes wrong, so she won’t be in danger or anything, but failure is certainly an option. In the scenario where she failed, she’ll definitely need some comforting, so get ready for that. As for if she succeeded... well, in that event, she’ll be in quite a good mood.”

“Ah,” Jake nodded with a smile. While Villy did mention that there was a chance she failed, Jake got the feeling she would succeed. While Jake still wasn’t the best at measuring how powerful gods were, Artemis did feel powerful even for her level... or Circle... or whatever gods used. Moreover, Villy had handed her a gift to help her along further, and knowing the Viper, his pride wouldn’t allow the gift to be anything less than extraordinarily overpowered.

“Yeah, we’ll definitely need to celebrate when she succeeds.”

“Oh, definitely... hey, Jake, do you remember the feeling of evolving?” Villy asked in a slightly teasing voice.

“Obviously,” he answered, not entirely sure what the Viper was getting at.

“It feels damn nice, doesn’t it? To feel reborn and far more powerful than mere moments ago.”

“Yeah...” Jake muttered, still a little confused.

“Now imagine if you haven’t evolved for a very long time. In fact, the longer there is between evolutions or huge instantaneous power growths, the better they feel,” Villy said, definitely smirking on the other side of the telepathic connection. “What Artemis may feel will be incomparable to anything you’ve experienced before, and I can promise you with absolute certainty, in the scenario of Artemis succeeding, she’ll feel divinely euphoric.”

Jake... was pretty sure that was a good thing?

--

Artemis felt as if power, unlike anything she’d ever experienced before, flooded through her veins. Additionally, her Divine Realm had expanded and seemed far more stable than it had been only a single day ago. She glanced around her realm, which looked like a massive, endless mix between a jungle and a forest, before she turned around and left.

Appearing in the real world once more, two people were already waiting for her. They were the only ones who knew Artemis was attempting her breakthrough here and now, and both were all smiles when they saw her.

“Congratulations are in order,” Nature’s Attendant spoke as he went over and gave her a pat on the shoulder and a proud grandfatherly nod.

“Good job,” Yggdrasil spoke, her words meaning a lot as the Mother Tree gave out compliments or praise very rarely. “I see the breakthrough was a great success.”

“Yes,” Artemis said with a big smile as she flared her aura, which had grown significantly in both power and quality. “It went far better than I could have even imagined.”

“And the gift from Vilas?” Nature’s Attendant asked with a raised eyebrow. His curiosity didn’t surprise her in the slightest. Artemis was fully aware that one of the reasons why these two apex gods were so interested was because the Malefic One’s gift had been involved in the process, and they were very curious about its results.

“It, too, was far more than I had imagined... at least I think it was,” Artemis said with a sigh while still smiling. “I can’t truly remember. All I remember is a feeling of absolute control, confidence, and, I wanna almost say, omniscience. The only thing I can guarantee is that it was far more potent and effective than anything I’ve ever even heard of.”

“Hm,” Nature’s Attendant hummed. “I think caution is advised regarding disclosing anything related to your breakthrough and the effects of this gift.”

“I understand,” Artemis nodded, not even having to be told why keeping it behind closed doors was a good idea. Items of any kind capable of raising a god’s chance for a breakthrough were unbelievably valuable, and one of this level could cause wars. Keeping its existence a secret would only prove beneficial for a myriad of reasons, and should the Malefic One wish to publicize his true abilities, he could do so himself. Until then, the Pantheon of Life would gladly take advantage of uniquely possessing this knowledge.

“If I may,” Artemis spoke again. “Would it be alright if-“

“Go,” Yggdrasil said, having predicted what Artemis was about to ask. “His role in this matter also isn’t to be underestimated.”

“I know,” Artemis smiled as she bowed a final time before teleporting away in a hurry.

Nature’s Attendant and Yggdrasil were left behind as they gave each other knowing looks.

--

Jake had moved forward with his assumption that Artemis would succeed in her breakthrough and gone to clean up a bit. He’d even considered making a banner or something, but ultimately decided against it, as in the event where she somehow failed, that wouldn’t go over well.

Still, no matter what, cleaning himself up and making sure his clothes weren’t covered in remnants from alchemy experiments by changing into something more casual was the least he could do to look presentable. He’d even decided to order some good food and drinks for the two of them if a celebration was in order.

With everything ready, all that was left was to wait. Jake sat in the living room reading a book about bane poisons when he had a premonition that something was about to happen, primarily caused by him feeling a familiar gaze upon the palace, which tended to be a prelude to teleportation.

He closed the book and stored it away, and less than a second later, the familiar wood elf goddess appeared in the living room. Instantly, Jake knew that something was different. First of all, this wasn’t an avatar like the many times he’d seen her recently, but definitely her real body. Secondly, she felt stronger than Jake had ever seen her before, instantly making Jake smile.

“Congratulations.”

Artemis looked at him and smiled back. “This may sound hyperbolic, but I couldn’t have done it without you.”

“Hey, don’t sell yourself short,” Jake said as he teasingly bowed. “Such is unbecoming of you, my queen.”

Artemis chuckled and walked over as she put a hand under his chin. “You may raise your gaze.”

Jake did as told while Artemis leaned forward and planted a kiss on his lips, which he naturally reciprocated. Artemis didn’t hold anything back and dragged him into a hug, not letting Jake go as she pushed them to both fall onto the couch, Artemis on top of him.

Artemis pulled back and sat up as she looked down at him. Without saying anything, she placed a finger on his chest, making his shirt begin to disintegrate, much to Jake’s surprise, as he looked up at her with a raised eyebrow.

“I thought we were taking things slo-“

“Jake,” Artemis said as her own clothes began to disappear. “I don’t believe this queen gave you permission to object.”

He just stared up at the goddess as he couldn’t stop smiling. “This lowly one apologizes for his insolence.”

“You’re forgiven,” Artemis said, pressing him down. “Assuming what happens next pleases this queen to her satisfaction.”

“This one shall do his utmost,” Jake answered as he gladly moved to fulfill the royal decree.

Comments

Eden

first

Mike

Tyftc!

Beemoss

Tftc

Sylphie

REE!!!

HailingMist

Zog! The sentence i am to impress should be aim* i belive just looking out thanks for the chapter as always boss

Arieh Sochaczevski

Thanks for the chapter! “He’d used a Transcendent to temporarily “fix” the skill,[…]” perhaps “transcendance” would be a better fit.

jobe matula

I absolutely love that Zs chapters come out early af...!

Unwillingmainer

Nothing like a royal booty call. All that planning and preparation can wait till next week, now is time to celebrate her majesty.

Jabirttok

HELL YEAAAAHH BOOOOOOYYYYY!!!!! MAKE DEM BABIES JAKEY

C0bra$

Thank u for the story

Bloodshadow

Zog... you just had to leave us on a cliff here.... why did I expect anything less... we have palate and meditate at the final steps and now the aftermath of Artemis... why must you do this to us

BumAssBumAss

Considering how much Artemis attributes her breakthrough with Jake, I was half expecting Jake to gain a level from this. Or he'll gain a level next chapter after the real deed is done.

One Winged Angel

"BBBBBBOOOOOWWWWWW BEFORE YOUR GODQUEEN, PEASANT!!!!" ".......Im in danger hehehehehehe."

Arrogant Savant

She must've been quite pent up from the near stagnation

Michael Fannon

All I'm going to say is poor Meira. Also, hail to the queen baby.

Mrburns93

VILLY, GET THE HEALERS READY!!

Phoenixdrop

OH BOY HOWDY JAKE HAS HIT THE JACK POT also oh boy he gets to tell his parents that he has a girlfriend now that’s going to be fun also who else expects the meeting the family part is going to be very surprising for Artemis I mean his parents have been around Jake for a long time they probably have as much if not more suppression resistance as Caleb so you know that will be very fun

Shafan Knight

Yes Sylphie! It is very exciting, but I think you are still a little too young for the last part of the chapter.

Posiden 300

That had me and my wife dying.

solomon pagan

Vily pulling out all the stops wingmaning for his friend

Jordan Rogers

And the ritual, not to mention having an acceptable level of archery, his soul flame, his date with irin at the demon wedding, and those two adventurers who are gonna meet their new god queen for dinner, Jake’s gonna get some kinda major reward at evolutionfor blowing evolution quests out of the water before ever reaching peak c grade🤦

Devillelouch

Primal Hunted. I do wonder if the Viper/Ygg has discover secret Jake watching techniques. I wonder if Viper or Ygg is happier with the result.

Jordan Rogers

Zog is probably gonna skip over it and just mention the level he got as throw away info/ cliff at the end of the next chapter, or just ding levels here’s your new skill selection

khielira

Hehe heh I love this!

Lay Nkay

Tftc. Correction “I aim to impress with my unique flavor of absurdity,” Jake joked. Instead of “I am to impress with my unique flavor of absurdity,” Jake joked.

Loststar7

Happy Friday and thanks for the fantastic chapter. The lack of a cliffhanger certainly exceeded expectations. Have a wonderful weekend.

Xander

TFTC :) Gratz to Artemis. Glad she broke through and heres to her surmounting the emperyan steps. Have a good weekend all and see you on Monday for the palate fix and Jakes arcane affinity gaining Desolation to enhance the destruction :) Suggested edits: " the first *part* was because" the word "place" would be more usual here. "I *am* to impress with" should be "aim" "when you ** yet have the" missing "do not" " more potent and *effectively* than" should be "effective" "he could do to look *representable*" should be "presentable" "Artemis *chucked* and walked" should be "chuckled"

Kt-x

Oooooh!!! Hot damn! 😁 Thanks for the chapter!

Xander

Bah Meira didnt lose anything. Jake was never gonna get with her so its better she moves on and grabs up that little elf girl that was her friend before.

Marvin bennett

All the annoying flies will start buzzing around though now since she is a godqueen

angel

God damn this was very intimate felt like i was intruding lol

JonO

What if.... and hear me out for a sec.... what if....? What if Artemis becomes Jake's palette cleanser?

Marvin bennett

Talking a about the little get together they had and one guy was definitely staring i think or maybe not

Lay Nkay

Jake, you lucky bastard! 🤣

Namorat

The title makes sense, although I thought of Vesperia ^^ Also, the last bit reminded me of Dinner for One, which might only be true for Germans.

Kris Piskorski

It would be hilarious if he actually got a level from this

Joshua Little

Well I was hoping for the skill fix/upgrade but this will do. Thanks for the chapter.

Shai182

TFTC!

Fyrtue

Atta boy. And I can't wait to see how their eventual, "Oh yeah. I'm a heretic" talk will go.

Orod

That's a good point. I wonder how much resistance they have. Caleb was different though. Jake had his first instincts of competition with Caleb, so he had a strong dose of suppression early on.

Kristoffer

Sure, but I'm hoping for a strange option doing next skill selection.

Jordan Rogers

Don’t think you’re right in this one, Transcendent(skill), using the word skill as well would cause the sentence to be clunky. Whole sentence would have to be changed for transcendence, since it’s a word for an experience rather than a thing. Something like, having used his transcendence ability/skill to temporarily fix, but starting a sentence like that is out of his writing style and most writers since 1800’s almost to the point it’s considered wrong

Cnewton84

Artemis is going to be real surprised when Jake gets several levels from this encounter. Maybe a title to go with it😂

itsdlow

Yes! Happy Friday! TFTC

KenTX325

Hope he gets a title for it. If fighting a god makes you a Devine heretic then having sex with one should also. I’m thinking of the SNL skit where a teacher is on trial for having sex with her student. The student is asked if anyone called him names and he said “yes they called me The man, Luckiest guy ever, baller, my hero, little pimp, after school special, teachers pet, and he who has sex with teachers.”

J. E. Barney

Mom! Zogarth is horny writing again!

Fdrugc

Tftc also from a technical standpoint do to the stat point difference between Jake and Artemis shouldn't this be kind boring for her? Unless they use a item that equals there stats

Ty Cooper

Tftc! Woo no more acting like awkward kids in high-school. Next week we have pallet and meditation fixed up. Then it will be time for Jasper! So looking forward to seeing Jake's new superfriend.

Cory S.

ATTA BOY, JAKE!!!! Would be hilarious if Artemis progresses in her new level after they are finished like Irin did. Not gain any levels but simply progresses due to the “exchange” of “records” that is now happening between them. LMAO!🤣

Michael Crawford

I never scrolled down to read the comments this fast in Primal Hunter history. Can it be Monday already? Tyftc Zogarth.

Matt

Jake doesn't get levels from sex unlike his succubus friend from the Order.

MrCynical

While that'd be hilarious it's been repeatedly stated that gods and mortals getting together is rather common. Especially for procreation as it's almost impossible for two gods to conceive. Though it's also almost always a god and an s grade. And I very much doubt Jake and Artemis are going for a child.

Ira White

Im pretty sure someone called that yesterday 🤣 🤣 🤣

Pete

glutton 12

God dang this week has been amazing for chapters all of them have been bangers can't wait for next week hoping for fix to palate and Jasper's ritual ! Tftc!!!!

atome 4 000

I loved those last two chapter ... and Artemis too it seem.

dash w

Thanks for the chappy

Rewdan

Thanks Zogarth it’s been an absolutely amazing weeks reading. I hope you enjoy your weekend

KenTX325

Text for the title”Few throughout the ages have found themselves in bed with a god queen despite their desire to do so. Through your direct karmic connection, your chrisma and stamina will be boosted…”

Kristopher Hanson

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

jb qspam

I don’t think this is the cliffhanger, I think this is the part between “rising action” and “denouement.” I can never remember what it’s called though…

Haaki0

Heretic levels incoming

RnR_ RnR

Damn! Godqueen Artemis is about to break Jake's pelvis. Happy for her. I want to see what this looks like for scale. How powerful exactly is a godqueen? Was yip a godking? I know they said they would take things slow but, in the eyes of immortality, what's slow? Also kids? Wasn't there something about gods having a hard time having them? Will they wait until he is s grade or at least a? She's there in the flesh now and on the highest aphrodisiac in the multiverse.

SinCinnamon

Not before B-Grade! Uncle Villy said so. Will Villy be the automatic Godfather?

Danny White

Tftc! Do we know if he's made any progress in the puzzle box since he has been in the Pantheon of Life?

LemonPerson

Even if its harder, I Imagine jakes going to have kids when he's a god so he can pass on as many records as possible

Colin

Comments section is in full unity. 👏👏👏

Leviathan

Hearing the aftermath is going to be entertaining. Doubtful she'll have broken him, but it wouldn't surprise me if Artemis was the aggressive sort

Thenais

From the fridge to the frying pan. Need the 1163.5 chappy

Matthew Smith

Ah yes, a trial run to see how much fun it could be to continue Jake's bullshit bloodline in the future. Minaga will lose his shit if Jake 2 ruins another painstakingly built labyrinth.

Alexandre8901

DANGER ZONE !!! --------- meeepp...

Sprightly Ebbie

Honestly more than anything, it was very refreshing hearing from Villy again. Also it is safe to assume Jake will be unavailable throughout the weekend as it's kinda nice to imagine this universe existing alongside ours somewhere in the wider cosmos. Imagine it though, if Jake's universe was indeed real and the System appeared today changing the world as we know it. I do not believe in my capacity or probability to be one of earth's powerhouses. I mean the most unique thing about me is my low social battery. Perhaps I would awaken a bloodline relating to isolation? But wouldn't make me a Patriarch bloodline carrier as having a low social battery is relatively common. Don't even get me started on my chances of obtaining a Transcendant skill, as my comprehension speed is average and that's me being generous, and it is only if what I'm comprehending isn't story related or game like. With all that said, this character picture have painted sounds like and interesting read (should Zogarth choose to continue the Primal Hunter story long after Jake reaches godhood and beyond. Kinda like Boruto) for what Jake's chosen would be like. Cause everyone would expect someone stupidly overpowered

Endern

Never thought we would see the day Jake submits to someone else's will.

Yiskah

I love that the Friday cliffhanger is Jake about to get laid, as if we're waiting for the final conclusion of a big fight.

Devillelouch

Or Minaga goes on the offensive and invites the Wyrmgod to the baby shower and Humanie ends up starting at C grade which of course causes chaos.

Joken

Can we assume that through Artemis evolution her path adjusted slightly towards Jake? Maybe she got a skill “bathing in the Primal Hunters aura will provide you gains…” Or similar

Mokkel

Lets hope jake dont spill all his jake juice at once

Numbzy

Its not a priority right now... We have much more important objectives to reach towards!

Lemonsqueezy

It will more likely that it is someone that is a underdog. A perception focused person with a bloodline or ability similar to his. It will be completely determined by Jakes primal senses. I also expect Jake to be named The Primal Hunter and his skills changed from being named something containing "Malefic Viper" to something like "Awareness of The Primal Hunter". I think there is a skill level above mythical called Divine when a person reaches Godhood.

ButterflEye

An old man and tree just nodded at each other with the thought “oh they gonna fuck”

brjenness

Jasper appears to rescue Jake and also it's time for him to evolve.

brjenness

oh no...Jake will have to give Jasper the talk about the birds and the bees....which becomes really confusing when he meets his siblings.

Sarianne

Thanks for the chapter, it was a good one.

Brasidas

Well, when she comes off this high, she's gonna have to come to terms, or maybe she'll just embrace it. Interesting times ahead.

Pretzel Warrior

Im starting to think more people know then they let on cause drawing attention to it would people cause an uproar man literally says he is friends with his god

Keldra

Yay!

RnR_ RnR

Plot twist a time skip of 10 years go by. They have drained an entire planets worth of water for hydration. And Jake's palace has become nothing but rubble.

Victory Holcomb

Maybe Jake will get an honorary incubus title or something? It would make Erin so jealous.

BuhDussy

Just wait till she gains more levels from “helping” evolve jasper.

Steven Myer

She didn't even take him shopping first!

RnR_ RnR

The biggest dryspell in the multiverse hooked on a flooded feeling of euphoria... yeah Jake's in for it.

Fdrugc

Jake should get a title for this

RnR_ RnR

Oh definitely. Her path is going to be altered slightly. They were on somewhat similar paths and even have some of the same skills.

RnR_ RnR

Finally a ship that makes sense! Reiko, meira, Dina, irin, and even Carmen just didnt seem right. Carmen is close but there was something missing. I guess like true feelings? Definitely in the friends with benefits category. But will Artemis be cool with multiple women? Honestly I dont think she would care as much as Jake would if hes in a serious relationship.

SuperAzureReader

Tyftc. Villy a great bro. Also they are definitely the otp forl for me

Azazel

Danger Noodle!

Ronan B

Imagining Irin several universes away randomly gaining 10-30 levels in the middle of her paperwork from now being eskimo sisters with a Godqueen 😂

Ronan B

Half expecting her to get levels out of this too - surely it raises the quality of her conquest records from Jake 😂 And indeed, Jake to get heretic-chosen levels for 'worshipping' another god - could even rock up in his class & evolution choices.

Lonnie

Jake is going to give her a lot of... records... Bom chicka bow wow

Coach 1

Heck ya!! This is like the coolest love story in Litrpgs!

Corac

That made me.laugh and then had to.explain to my wife what made me laugh....tha is for that

One Winged Angel

.....this boys gonna have to activate Arcane Awakening to keep up.....

joel southard

Thank you for the chapter

Chegs

Isn’t the Forest King there? Haha focus on your meditation buddy ignore all the noise upstairs

Eric Shivak

TFTC Gonna give this one a ... Then a "fade to black".

Connor

Thanks for the chapter

Tom C

Holy crap I was only joking about the fractured pelvis! A c-grade getting freaky with a godqueen. Nothing could go wrong… right? Right?!? TFTC!

Kaladorph

Oof right? I hope there is some healing potions set aside. But honestly I think at that level it's less as just physical and more of a soul meld which Jake's bloodline would be fine handling.

That one, right there.

Feels like 90% of this chapter could have been summarized as Villy saying “heads-up, you’re about to get laid.”

Hussein Zenki

literally the chosen one, c-grade pulling a godqueen 😭

That one, right there.

Next chapter will take place 2 days, 1 health potion, and 10 stamina potions later.

Death56

Futurama level snu snu

Rodney

Please tell me he's going to get some type of achievement or title now for this

Darshar Griffonmane

No Friday cliffhanger?! We are so unworthy! Heck of a nice way to wrap up the week and boy now all I will want to know is...is Artemis jealous? Cause if she is, the JaArt Dreadnought done gonna sink all the other ships.. tyftc!

mucky 12

Artemis felt omniscient from the potion, something similar to what Jake felt when he beat the image of valdemar. I'm suspecting that the viper made a potion of some sort with records gathered from Jake. Maybe it's the sort of thing that gives a really good boost but quickly looses potency after constant exposure. So the viper is sitting on a gold mine of records that he can give out though jake but can't use himself cause he already got as much as he could out of it? Just wild speculation.

The Uub

Does Jake get levels for this? This has to be "A New Feat Accomplished."

D

I thought it might have been from his transcendence skill

Stonecold

Great chapter! Also I'm doing a reread of older books and I read the recap where you asked people to let you know if they read it. I have thanks for it!

Jeremiah Lambert

We got the prelude to him fixing pallet and upgrading meditation. Both of those actions will likely take to full chapters.

Daniel

Artemis >>>> Carmen

Uday Datta

It'd be funny if vilas only gave Artemis that so Jake could have sex with a god queen

Carter

I can hear the fan-fiction writers already bouncing off the walls with this one …. Thanks for the chapter !

Austin Gillespie

So it sounds like the way to finally get your lady to sleep with you is to have your friend get her a really nice gift. I’ve been doing it all wrong…

brjenness

cliffhanger= will it be Jasper or golden king that walks in right as Artemis disintegrates Jake's pants.

Xarow

Do we think the King is going to object? Is this worse to be aware of than Jake trying to think of names 🤣

Sacchito22

Death by snu snu. Death by snu snu! Death By Snu Snu!

Corvid

I don't think he would have the balls to make a fuss

Benjamin

This happening before he reaches level 320 in heretic-chosen is hilarious, he’s absolutely gonna get offered a skilled related to these records

Corvid

Next time he sees the sword saint he's just gonna say "You aren't the only one, old man" and he's just gonna nod with respect and say "now do it two more times and you'll catch up"

JonO

I think it shall be renamed Jake sploosh

JonO

Arcane hunter of horizons edge -> arcane layer of horizons crevice

Walter Kimberly

Now that is a great way to end the week. Thank you for the chapter Zog I loved it!

InSomniaut

I’d actually be interested to read the interaction between those two now. Carmen comes on to Jake and then Jake awkwardly explaining to Carmen that he’s in a relationship with a god queen now

Blutako

Thanks for the chapter zogarth 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜 should have sent that earlier, also just realized and thought of this, Artemis and Jake are going to have a long weekend, what if its like a week, great now I'm curious as to how long gods can go for, and how many rounds, and since this probably counts as a hunting conquest through technicality, then will Jake try to reach that horizon, be really funny if they go at it for like a week or more and Jake gets a level and once he evolves he gets some sort of sexual conquest or endurance based skill offer

Jordan

I feel like a Godqueen would be quite capable of blocking anything she wanted from a middle C grade (other than Jake lol)

Kangaroo

would not fit his character to say that, but he would think it.

Goldenatte

He's definitely getting a class relating to this

David Hall

Our boy has accomplished an amazing feat. Jake has clapped divine cheeks. God hood is pretty much guaranteed at this point

Blutako

Also heretic levels, lol imagine a "god seduction" heretic chosen skill "prove you are equal to those stronger both in the world and in the sheets"

Chris Bailey

You just know there's an achievement or title coming his way for clapping divine cheeks

John Durrett

Tyftc. To think Villy tricked her into drinking a female version of viagra. The things he does for his little bro. ;)

Eden

Forgot about that, thats gonna be hilarious lol

Eden

Cursed cliff hanger chapter! I want to see the reactions lol

Keldra

The end of the chapter sounded like Cradle. "Gratitude."

brjenness

dum dum theory of the day... Jake just needs someone of sufficient power to remove the leftover Jake juice from his damaged skill and then the system will say, "oi...that's a damaged skill, better fix it." why do I mention this stupid theory??? scene: Jake comes up out of the basement after making his discovery and says, "hey artie. can you do me a favor." sure babe I need you to suck all of my Jake juice out of... you want me to what? can't decide if artie should be offended or enthudiastic...but either way it takes Jake a while to explain.

robert rainey

I really hope Jake gets a level or two somehow

ABTelford

Great chapter, fun ending. 😇

dan dyfe

i wonder if jake will remember the dinner or have to be reminded of it.

J7

Please... that's a horrible question. Obviously he will need to be reminded. 🤣

BuhDussy

Side note: does anyone else thing it would be cool if Jake infused earth’s planetary core with Jake juice and somehow upgraded the core or caused some major planetary change that caused primeval things to grow and evolve?

Maynjune

Did villy give her the leftovers of yips records??

Salguod

Haha those people are crazy! Who would want to read that?? And where would they read it? People are crazy. Where would someone even find stuff like that? Not that I'm asking, I'm just curious haha. Seriously though, where?

Phil Ritter

Would be fun but also risky. He wouldn’t want to fuck up his own planet by mistake and destroy his home. I could also see that happening naturally because his records surely will affect the planet passively just because he is the world leader. Kinda like records through association like family bonds

Phil Ritter

I can already imagine Jasper hiding in one of his piles as he waits for the tremors from above to stop

Phil Ritter

I mean it’s gotta be a feat like what he did back in the super secret meeting. It probably wouldn’t be enough if it was just some succubus goddess but with the situation like that I can see the system recognising it. What is more heretical and disrespecting of gods that porking a godqueens real body especially if it’s one not outgoing like that

Phil Ritter

Whose reactions? Considering Villy strongly hinted at this happening I can’t see Tonken or Yggy not expecting exactly that. I don’t see him galavanting something like that to anyone either. If you are talking about the announcement of her breakthrough I do expect there to be a festival held by the Pantheon of life. Could also be interesting to see other Pinnical God reactions and if they are able to guess Jake’s involvement in it. Could change a few things. Mortals helping gods in their breakthrough probably isn’t something that happens

Xien

“In the scenario where she failed, she’ll definitely need some comforting, so get ready for that. As for if she succeeded... well, in that event, she’ll be in quite a good mood.”” … oh lorddddd he dead now 🤣🤣🤣

Alex

I think it'd be really damn funny if we went back to his home to discover that his parents had somehow started leveling again. Because records bleed through to your family and we'll he just made a god evolve. Therefore I want a scene where he visits home and his parents are somehow in like c or b grade without even trying

MrBooniecap

Hey, anyone remember what ever happened to the magic mutli-tool that he use to dig a single hole in book two?

Corvid

Thinking about it earlier, what if he combines meditate and palate during the upgrade, be pretty cool. I guess combining sagacity and meditate woulda been more appropriate but still, gotta do both why not a twofer

Clint

I vaguely remember him giving it to Miranda or Hank for Haven’s crafters to use, a long time back.

Devillelouch

I wonder if it combines with legacy of man. Teaching and learning are hand in hand. Could be the Legacy of the Primal/First SagetDaofather? If Primal is B rank it would make sense, if it is A or S grade than Sagacity makes sense.

Devillelouch

That will most likely happen when Jake and Artemis have the first kid. The parents will probably interact with Humanie or Elfie.

Devillelouch

Or a good family murder spree. I so hope Jake on B-Grade level up tries the same thing as Artemis with hilarious results(him unleashing his bloodline and it overcoming all "challenges").

Indevan Jones

No, he made a special alchemical drink to get records or more like liquid momentum i think. The leftovers for yip of yore are waiting for Jake.

Nathan J

Ahahaha, it would be such a perfect mirror of what happened with Irin if he gets levels for this.

Carl Never

Zar im starting to hate weekends. Been waking up early to read at 6 am. 2 more days everyone itll be back

Bruno Alencar

I have theories about what the new meditation skill will be, since meditation is a way to regenerate resources faster and the taste of digesting records and items faster, a fusion of the two would practically be a transcendent skill: "regenerate by eating records", so with each bite or each kill, it will recover resources and absorb a little more records, thus overcoming the weakness of the anomalous soul and having a regeneration skill worthy of a final boss.

mucky 12

The first thing I do every morning is check patron for another chapter😂 weekends are rough

Blutako

I've seen comments about the names humanie or elfie, but we are overlooking the obvious, kiddie

Elia Contento

New title: goddess conquistadores: +5% endurance

Colby Whiting

Does role play accumulate hunting momentum??

Colby Whiting

If Artemis gains experience from this you best bet your boy villy is gonna make jokes about bedding Jake to catch up a little faster

Jordan Rogers

Jake finds out Villy snuck some serious aphrodisiac into that present…

Danny

First Godqueen conquered check xD

RnR_ RnR

Yeah its called power. The strongest aphrodisiac in the multiverse

Drew

Not Villy helping a god ascend to godqueen just so his Chosen can get super lucky. Best wingman ever.

Cerby

No, Jake, you’re just incredibly predictable...had me on the couch laughing for a good minute. 😂🥸

DBOMB YO

Where do I get myself a wingman as good as VIlly!

Almer Reyhan

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO!!

Deimos

Jake: "Show me the real one" (An avatar of the goddess appears) Jake: "I said the real one" (The real one appears, but she's still not the queen) Artemis breaks into the realm of god-kings Jake: "Perfection"

Dave

Nice👍😉

Jayson Saxby

😂👍🏼🍻🫡

Philreads2

I think you sentence structure was wrong… you mean let’s go fucking

Chloe

Yay! Thats just awesome sauce. Powerful Women are the Best! Tyftc

Tony Belfer

Thank you for the chapter

Kristjan Vool

Next chapter -> https://www.patreon.com/posts/132096631?utm_campaign=postshare_fan

Parker Bond

Jake better activate his boosting ability