CCC - Celebration, Competition & Coins (Patreon)

Hello there all. Zogarth is back with a post that is not a chapter, but there was also a chapter, so no complaining. I made this post to give you all a thanks. I began to publish The Primal Hunter only a bit more than one and a half years ago, and now I am living a very comfortable living off it and even have two highly successful books out on Amazon.

This post is to celebrate the launch of Book 2 a week ago on Amazon, as well as the fact that it happens to be my birthday today, so why not do it now? I wanted to do something, but coming up with something to do was honestly hard. I then remembered I still have those merch coins, so why not also do something with those?

So, a competition!

Why a competition and not a giveaway? Because this is for Patrons only, and due to that, it technically has a fee to enter, making such a giveaway illegal as it is considered gambling. Instead, I will hold a competition. The way to enter is easy enough:

Leave the best Primal Hunter-related joke below. The best being defined as what I find the most fun. It can be a pun, a knock-knock joke, a “walked into a bar,” or anything else incredibly dumb and stupid. In fact, incredibly dumb and stupid will probably give bonus points. If you want to go above and beyond, you can make a meme and link it either in the comments or to me on Discord. 

There will be a total of ten winners, and each winner will get two gift cards of 50 dollars to Amazon and Etsy, respectively. I am doing it this way because I am a damn stickler for anonymity, and giving people money is damn hard anonymously, in case you didn’t know. If enough people leave peak-level humor and memes and such, I may even decide to add on a final round where Patrons can vote for an ultimate winner.

Now, I mentioned a coin. See the coin below:

The coin on one side:

Other side:

I will honestly let you all decide which one is heads and which is tails. If you don't win (or do win and want one using the gift card, which it is totally not partly intended for!) you can order a coin here:

https://www.etsy.com/shop/AethonBooks

Once again, thank you for all the support, and as always, have a good one. When winners are decided (which will be at the end of the month) I will announce them all in a new and we can figure out all the nitty-gritty details (note: if you live in a country not serviced by Amazon or Etsy, we can figure out an alternate winning prize).

- Zogarth

TL:DR: Leave one of the ten funniest comments below to win two 50-dollar gift cards to Amazon and Etsy respectively. Winners announced at the end of the month.