CCC(W) - Celebration, Competition & Coins - WINNERS! (Patreon)

Major issues fixed with having my Amazon account locked as Amazon thinks you are a scammer if you order a lot of gift cards. Most winners have already gotten both gift cards by now, but if anyone needs one still, let me know!

Hello there everyone! A bit late, but hey, the 4th of July seems like a good date to do it on.

First of all, thanks to everyone who has shown interest. Secondly, I realized I have one of the unfunniest readerships in the world. But hey, at least some of you tried, and I applaud that! Some were even legitimately funny. At least to me, and I have been told before, my humor sucks, lol.

Anyway, no more stalling. Here we have the winners (and some context on why I picked em!).

Cass

A bad pun that I despise and still had to admit made me chuckle.

John Dorey

A few technical faults in this one, such as using Patreon and not Patron for a large part of it, but the idea is good and I guess a bit relatable to some of you.

Jonathan

This one needs a bit of context… Jonathan is one of the people who consistently give edit suggestions on chapters, so to see him make a typo joke… yeah, just makes it all better.

Illy

Okay, this one is not really related to the novel, but it is a bit of a classic and does kinda fit still with the whole poison/venom thing, so, meh, I’ll give it to ya.

Christopher Abernath

Gotta love a good meme.

Eric

A bit rude, but okay XD

ShootingGoats

Imma be honest, I am a bit mad I hadn’t thought of this pun myself.

BubblyGhost

I hate this one…. And so do I hate the next two ones, but fuck it.

Jeff Taylor

God damn stupid mushroom jokes

Tomer Yud

These three ones are all horrible, and you should all feel bad.

Niels Valkenborgh

This one is my favorite, not gonna lie. It is simple and fits the story very well, so if I had to pick an ultimate winner, it would be this one.

Beardo

This one is also brilliant simply in its simplicity. Second best imo. Some may argue others are better but considering three of them are automatically disqualified for being all about mushrooms, I would have to disagree.

So there we have it! But wait…

So, those a bit sharper may notice there are twelve entries picked. The reason for this is very simple: I suck at picking, so I just had twelve winners instead of ten. Yeah yeah, I know. Sue me if you don’t like it.

To make things simpler for myself, I would ask all the winners to private message me, and we can figure out how to give the prices (reminder, a 50-dollar gift card for Amazon, and a 50-dollar one for Etsy, but if that don't work due to numerous reasons we can just figure something else out).

And as always, you can still order the coins here even if you didn’t win (and if you did win, use the gift card to get the coin, which was totally not an underhanded plan from the beginning):

https://www.etsy.com/shop/AethonBooks

Anyway, that is all for this time, folks! Thanks to everyone who responded and for the happy birthdays. Have a good day, and let me know if you want me to do more of this stuff in the future. I may or may not be considering a meme competition...

- Zogarth