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Alberto: “Okay, what’s exactly the issue here?”

Brooklyn: “Well, I mean, what’s exactly my motivation here?”

Alberto: “Motivation? This isn’t a Disney show, you’re here to look hunky and smile for the camera!”

Brooklyn: “Ok, fine, but why a field? Normally gargoyles hang out on buildings and castles…”

Ashcroft: “Well, we thought since it’s the November shoot, why not go for harvest, and what’s found in fields? Scarecrows! And gargoyles are so much scarier then scarecrows!”

Brooklyn: “Okay, I guess, but…”

Alberto: “ENOUGH! BEAK BOY, SAY HARVEST!”

Brooklyn: growls Its…Nevermind, HARVEST!”

Brooklyn: “ASHCROFT, DO THAT VOODOO YOU DO SO WELL!”

SNAP FLASH

Alberto: “Hmmm I think he maybe right, I don’t think he’ll work well as a scarecrow…”

Ashcroft: “Right? He’s way too hot for that…”

Alberto: “Mmm, let’s try lawn gnome, that might be better…”

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Odin Ashcroft

Well, lawn gnome might be a bit too out of season for him now, it's MUCH too cold...best to keep him inside, maybe as a decorative statue...or statuette...collectable figurine? Ah, Paper Weight! Either way, he'll have a nice home <3