You are all suddenly cancer research donators, huh. (Patreon)

So, I've recently noticed that a lot of really nice people die of cancer. Like, seriously; I've only ever heard of nice people dying of cancer. Ever heard of that one time when Hitler died of cancer? No? Exactly. So what I decided to do was do a little research, find a trustworthy cancer research foundation (ended up chosing the Cancer Research Institute) and then start to throw money at them monthly. So, basically; you're all now, by extention, not only keeping me alive, but you're also helping in murdering cancer. You are all good people, may the Emperor bless you!