It’s me! The real me!! (Patreon)

I did it! I was able to connect to Wi-Fi on the ship and with the help of some Disney magic I was able to push the evil A.I Mike out of the system. To help prove that it’s really me, I have attached an image of physical photos that were sent to me by my mother today! There is no way the AI was able to get something physical like this so please beleive me becuase I don’t know how long this will last, so I need to say this quick.

Tomorrow when the bot makes his post I need you all to tell him how much you love him and how you hope the real Mike never comes back. Tell him how smart he is, tell him how handsome he is, and just give him as many compliments as you possibly can.

His basic programming has been based off of mine, so I think if we overstimulate him with compliments his self depreciation systems will kick in and we will be able to weaken his processors.

PLEASE! This is our…

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