All I want for Christmas… (Patreon)

OK, I have to post these pictures because a little while back I was talking about how I didn’t have an ass and that seemed to shock quite a few people. I wanted to find proof, but when I didn’t have an ass, I would never take pictures of it because it wasn’t a really flattering, well, I dug back in the archives, and I found a side on photo that really shows that I was not working with much back there! Plus, it seems timely because there is a Christmas tree in the picture!

Oh and a bonus grump hamm cause I could not get the phone timer to work properly. I took these back when I was living in New Zealand for a year… Which I’m now realizing is probably a thing not a lot of people know that I did…

Anyway, yeah, back when I was 21 I took off on a trip to New Zealand for a year and spent the majority of it travelling up and down the islands and working at various restaurants and pizza shops, and cafés. I didn’t really have a reason for going other than I wanted to get away from home and when I looked at a map, New Zealand was the furthest place away from home. I really fell in love with that country and I hope that someday I get a chance to go back and reconnect.

So yeah, no ass! Crazy!