From the land of ignored emails (Patreon)

(JR Ridinger passed away. I usually don't joke about the dead but how many people did he brainwash and take advantage of with his massive pyramid scheme company Market America. Was hoping they'd reply and say "he passed away in 2022 so he couldn't have said that." Sorry, a little dark humor there.)

The top paragraph on the Waffle House one is real, I added the statement from Waffle House.

Here's the full article: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/oct/16/waffle-house-workers-strike-minimum-wage-union