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Thane found himself standing in the courtyard before his mind could even finish processing everything that had happened. He stood at the far

Thane found himself standing in the courtyard before his mind could even finish processing everything that had happened. He stood at the far end of a large dueling circle, a patch of well-worn sand scuffed from years of use.

And at the other end stood Drake. Glistening black armor adorned his entire body, studded with beautiful silver trimming and adornments. He bore a polished sword of matching obsidian, a red ruby embedded in the center of its pommel.

It had only taken Thane a single look to tell that he was completely and utterly outmatched. That was the one thing his class was good at, after all. Giving information.

Drake’s armor was enchanted to reflect all manners of physical blows. It was reinforced to resist damage and could absorb a fair amount of magical energy before shattering. None of the magical effects were particularly powerful compared to what he’d seen the Menagerie wearing. Thane was pretty sure one strong monster from an Expert Ranked dungeon would have been enough to exhaust the defenses in Drake’s armor… but there was no monster here.

There was only Thane.

And Drake had far more than just defense. His sword was magical as well. The ruby within it stored blood from the damage it dealt, allowing the blade to send magical waves of blood magic carving out with every strike.

As if that wasn’t enough, the sword was also magically strengthened and would never need to be sharpened until its power ran out. The entire setup probably cost tens of thousands of gold if not hundreds.

Great. The only thing I can do is tell just how screwed I am. What do I even have to work with?

Thane hadn’t come completely unburdened to the party, but he had come entirely unprepared. The only thing he had on him was his backpack full of research and research materials and the two items he’d gotten from Esmerelda.

A butter knife that’ll cut through my own hand if I try to cut anything but butter with it and the hilt of an ancient old sword that should be preserved and studied, not fought with. And even if I wanted to fight with it… what the hell could it do? It doesn’t have any special properties. My class would have shown me if it did. This is just a historical artifact. I’m not going to ruin it for something like this. I’d rather get stabbed myself than let that happen.   

“We should make sure this is a proper duel,” Drake said, his voice cutting through the excited chatter. It wasn’t every day that a good duel went down, after all. “We’ll each need a second. Would anyone be interested in serving as my—”

Drake didn’t get to finish before a dozen nobles all voiced their interest. His lips twisted into a smirk.

A note of annoyance shot through Thane. It wasn’t like anyone was actually that interested in supporting Drake. Being a second wasn’t that much of a commitment at all when there was absolutely no chance their services would be needed. There was no fight set up here. Just a slaughter.

“Well, I’d love to pick all of you, but I can’t,” Drake said. He dragged the moment out for a moment longer before pointing at one of the younger nobles in the crowd. “Cen, would you do me the honor? House Silver Herring has always been close with Blacktongue. I would be greatly at peace to have you at my side.”

“With pleasure,” the noble rumbled, stepping forward to stand behind Thane. Cen was a head taller than Drake and half as attractive. He bore ill fitting armor and a large sword on his side that had never seen a single battle. His heavyset form would probably have more use as a large doorstopper than a warrior — but it hardly mattered.

This was all just theatre.

“And you?” Drake asked, turning to Thane and not even bothering to hide the amusement in his eyes. “Who will be your second?”

Every single hand in the crowd fell.

It was, after all, Drake’s birthday. Nobody was going to take any side other than his. That went doubly true when Drake was the one who was in line to lead the Blacktongues. Making an enemy of him here was an incredibly poor decision that no merchant in their right mind would—

A small murmur passed through the crowd as a man stepped out from within it. He was… plain. There was no other word to describe him.

The man had brown hair and brown eyes, standing at the most average height he possibly could have been. He was neither muscular nor thin. Really, there was absolutely nothing remarkable about him in the slightest. Even his clothes were plain. They were just fancy enough to fit into the crowd without being nice enough to ever be worth noticing. He walked with a rather unhurried gate until he came to a stop at the edge of the ring beside Thane.

He… actually volunteered? To help me? Who is this?

“I would,” the man said, his voice just as uninteresting as the rest of him. “There can be no duel without a proper second. Someone must do it.”

“Very true!” Drake exclaimed. “And who are you, my good man?”

“You can call me Mask,” the man replied. There was a slight note of amusement in his voice. “On account of how many have suggested I wear one so they have something to remember me by.”

A chuckle rolled through the crowd.

“Mask, then,” Drake said. He made no move to hide the barbs in his words. “You seem suitable for Thane. Then—”

“Hold, now,” Mask said. His head tilted to the side. “I think it right to make sure the good boy has a weapon, no? Or do you expect him to fight you by beating you over the head with his bag?”

“Of course not,” Drake said with a wave. “Please, feel free.”

Mask smiled. And, from within his clothes, he procured a blade. It wasn’t quite lengthy enough to be a sword, but it was twice the length of a normal dagger. The weapon resembled its master quite well. It was unadorned and without flourish.

“This should do you well, I’d say,” Mask said, holding the blade out to Thane.

I don’t know what good some random dagger is going to…

Thane’s thoughts ground to a halt. His brow furrowed. Something about the weapon was… wrong. Information roiled within him as his class fought to identify it. There was magic within the blade.

This was no mere piece of metal.

A knowing smile crossed Mask’s face and he leaned in, lowering his voice to a whisper. “You do want to win, don’t you? I can help you with that, Thane.”

“What family did you say you were with again?” Thane asked, keeping his words measured.

“None,” Mask replied. “I am of something greater. Aren’t you fed up with these games? With being second fiddle? I can give you the power you’re looking for, Thane. It will be a displeasurable process… but you and I, we know what it means to be weak. We are the ones that understand just how important the price we pay for power is.”

Thane stared at the offered dagger.

“You waiting for something?” Drake asked. “Come on, Thane. You’re lucky someone actually volunteered before you had to go begging scullery maids. Be a man and take the dagger so we can get this on with.”

Mask arched an eyebrow. “Are you going to let him talk to you like that, Thane? He’s worthless. A little figurehead puppet who never had to risk anything. Your parents dote on him and only remember you exist when they need something. Why don’t you take something for yourself for a change?”

Thane swallowed. He could feel his class twisting within him, but he still couldn’t identify the dagger. Whatever magic was within it… it was powerful. Really powerful. Possibly almost on the tier of what Ifrit could make.  

“Take it already!” someone within the crowd yelled. “We don’t have all day!”

“Oh,” Mask said. His lips pulled into a smile. “I almost forgot. Happy birthday, Thane. Even if I am a day early.”

Thane froze.

For a moment, the world seemed to freeze in place.

Someone actually knew.

“You can make something of yourself. Here and now.” Mask said, his whisper brushing across Thane’s ear. “There are only two heirs to the Blacktongue family… and mistakes happen in duels. If you’re all that’s left — then all that is Drake’s becomes yours. And was it ever really his to begin with? What did he do to earn it?”

And, within Thane, something shifted.

“You aren’t a noble, you said? Then who are you?” Thane asked.

“I’m what you want to be,” Mask replied simply. “I am of the Adventurer’s Guild. I know what you are, Thane. An adventurer. A wolf trapped in a sea of sheep that seek to crush the breath from its lungs. Cut them away. Or do you want to stay a pushover forever?”

Mask flipped the dagger around so it was hilt-first. He held it out, a knowing look in his eyes.  

Thane looked down at it. Then he looked back to Mask.

“No thanks.”

Mask blinked. “What?”

“I’m not a pushover,” Thane said. He raised his voice. “Keep your dagger. I don’t want you as a second.”

Drake let out a bark of disbelieving laughter. “You can’t be serious. What are you doing, Thane? Is he not good enough for you? Do you really think you’re in a position to be picky? People are getting impatient, and I am among their number. I have a party to get back to. If you don’t make a choice now, then you’re going to have to do this without a second.”

“I’d rather no second than this one,” Thane said. “You can leave, Mask. You don’t know me at all.”

The plain man’s expression didn’t so much as shift. He simply shrugged, spinning the blade around once more before returning it to his clothing.

“It’s your choice, Thane. The option remains open, and the day is long. When you change your mind, I’ll be waiting. Just find me.”

With that, Mask slipped back into the crowd and vanished from sight.

“That was dumb,” Drake said. Then he shrugged. “But it’s your call. Unless you took my offer about the scullery maids seriously. I’m sure at least one of them might be willing to back you, but they better get over here fast.”

“That’s fine,” Thane said, clenching his teeth. “I think I’m good as I am.”

“Up to you,” Drake said. “In that case—”

A bang like rolling thunder echoed through the field before Drake could finish his sentence. It was followed by a shockwave of air that blew Thane’s hair back, even with the crowd standing in its path. Everyone staggered. Many of the nobles lost their balance and fell to the ground. The crowds’ eyes turned toward the source of the detonation as one.

“Whoops,” an old woman’s voice came from an old arms shed near the back of the field. “Sorry about that. Was trying to make a firework for the kid’s birthday, but I think I made a bomb instead.”

Thane’s breath caught in his throat.

Is that…

Out from behind shed stepped Esmerelda. A bag of potions clinked against her back as she waved smoke away from her face, coughing. And out from behind her emerged five more people.

Thane’s stomach leapt into his throat.

It was the Menagerie. Some of them, at least. He didn’t recognize an oddly armored woman walking alongside them, but the others were unmistakable.

They’d actually come.

“Oh, shit,” someone whispered. “Is that Ifrit? The Menagerie actually came?”

Esmerelda waved more of the smoke away from her face. Her eyebrows had been singed black. The crowd parted before her and the Menagerie as they made their way toward the dueling field. Esmerelda squinted. “Where’s the birthday boy?”

Drake let out a burst of laughter. “Would you look at that? I didn’t think you’d actually show up. I’m honored that you would come here for my—”

 Esmerelda’s eyes snapped to him. “Shut your greasy little mouth, brat. Who are you?”

Drake’s amusement vanished in an instant. “What? I—”

“We aren’t here for you,” Lillia said in disgust. Her words cut the sentence right out of Drake’s lips, leaving him sputtering like a fish out of water. “We’re here to deliver our best wishes to Thane for his birthday.”  

“I hope we aren’t interrupting anything too important.” Ifrit stepped forward, pulling an oilcloth wrapped bundle out from beneath his arm. The smith’s eyes glinted in a mixture of anticipation and amusement, laden down by an undercurrent of cold anger. He held the bundle out to Thane. “We brought you some gifts.”

Chapter 466

Thane couldn’t do anything but gape in disbelief for several long seconds. That might have been unbecoming of him, but he wasn’t the primary son anyways. Looking like a bit of an idiot was acceptable.

Esmerelda actually came? The Menagerie actually came? And — oh shit. Is that Lillia? I didn’t think she ever left the Devil’s Den. There are so many rumors about her. My research was pretty conclusive that she can actually control the building itself. Some people say she can even control everyone within it, but there’s no way that’s actually true… is there?

The urge to drop everything and pry the Menagerie with questions was almost strong enough to make Thane forget where he was and what he was actually supposed to be doing.

Almost.

Drake continued to sputter in a mixture of indignation and disbelief on his end of the dueling arena as Ifrit tilted his head to the side, shaking the oilcloth bundle slightly as if it were a snack for an inquisitive animal he were trying to lure over.

“You just going to stand there and stare?” Ifrit asked. “It’s for you.”

“I — oh. Right,” Thane said, reaching out and gingerly taking the bundle from Ifrit’s hands. It was heavier than he’d expected. Not so weighty that it was hard to hold, but there was some definite heft to whatever was within the cloth,.

“You might want to unwrap it,” Reya suggested. She sent a glance at Drake. “I just get the inclination you’re going to want to test the thingies out sooner rather than later.”

“And what kind of party is this, anyway?” the woman that Thane didn’t recognize asked. She scratched at her midriff. “Seriously. Where’s the food? The drinks? The lonely-looking single people that lurk in the corners hoping someone will come talk to — oh. There they are. Just the last one, though. Least important of the lot for a party if you ask me.”

 Is she a new member of the Menagerie?

“Do you think you can just come here and make a mockery of me?” Drake asked, finally finding his words again. His eyes narrowed. “You may have been invited, but that does not mean you have free reign to interfere with my party.”

“Sorry about that,” Ifrit said, not sounding sorry in the least. “Didn’t mean to intrude. Just felt something was a bit odd about you rolling up to fight an unarmed man when you’re dressed in so much gear that you could get kicked off a mountainside and make it out in one piece.”

“He has a class,” Drake said. “I do not. This is—”

“He doesn’t have a combat class, you rock-eater,” Esmerelda snapped. “And even if he did, he only just got it. The advantage that provides over no class at all is minimal at best. It certainly doesn’t match up to the fancy ornaments you’ve got dangling from your haughy little—”

Lillia elbowed Esmerelda in the side, ending the rest of the old woman’s sentence in an impudent sputter.

“We’ll get out of your way. Please, continue the duel,” Ifrit said, raising his hands. “We certainly aren’t here to interrupt your party. Oh — did you happen to need a second, Thane?”

It was a moment before Thane found his voice again.

“Yes,” he said, the word little more than a choked whisper.

“Ah. Then I’ll fill in for that. Off with the rest of you,” Ifrit said. He waved the rest of his guild off — and it struck Thane that one of them was missing. Rodrick had been there a moment ago. But now there was no trace of the man at all. It was like he’d vanished into thin air.

 The rest of the Menagerie’s group pulled back into the crowd. More than a few gazes from the crowd lingered on Lillia. It was hard to blame anyone. Every single rumor about her felt like it was true.

There was a terrifying beauty about her — and her absolute commitment to the whole ‘pretend to be a monster’ bit was beyond impressive. If Thane didn’t know better, he would have assumed there was a literal demon just strolling among their ranks.

Ifrit cleared his throat. “You really might want to open that package before your duel starts. Just a suggestion.”

Thane tore his eyes away from Lillia, his cheeks going bright red as he hurried to comply with Ifrit’s suggestion. He pulled the layers of the oilcloth away. There really wasn’t much that was going to change the outcome of this fight. Drake may as well have already won — but he’d never gotten a birthday present before.

And then he froze.

The hilt of a short blade stared out at him. It was a plain one. The weapon had no adornments or carvings. But, in spite of that, his eyes prickled with magic as [Inquisitive Eyes] activated automatically. The sword was magic. He didn’t even need his class to see that, though. The weapon didn’t seem to be making any attempt to hide its power.

Thane pulled it free. The blade was incredibly slender, almost like a rapier, with a razor sharp edge. It was so thin that it would have felt more at home skinning fish than fighting with it — and yet, it felt surprisingly sturdy.

In an instant, shimmering words took form before him.

Birthday Poker: Epic Quality

[Scarily Sharp]: Birthday Poker draws a small amount of magical energy from its wielder to enhance its blade edge shortly before an impact. This razor edge will enhance its abilities to cut through both magical and physical defenses. Birthday Poker’s weapon’s edge will never dull so long as it can draw magic from its wielder or those it slays.

[Forged For One]: This item was forged specifically for Thane Blacktongue. Its abilities will not function for any other users.

[Multipurpose]: When held in a reverse grip, the Birthday Poker’s [Scarily Sharp] ability will automatically deactivate when cutting into anything not mentally specified as a target. It will not drain magical energy from anything it cuts when used in this manner.

Thane stared at the weapon in disbelief. There was no way this was a birthday gift. It was a magical weapon the likes of which he’d never seen before. A sword that would never dull was already an incredible one… but one that could enhance its own edge to cut through magic? That was something else entirely.

And that didn’t even address its other attributes. Birthday Poker was far more than just a sword. It only took Thane an instant to realize what its purpose was. He could dissect monsters with the blade and avoid damaging anything he cared about while cutting away the corpse in his path.

And that wasn’t all. Birthday Poker wasn’t just some random magical sword — if such a thing could even exist. It was bound to him. It had been made for him. By none other than Ifrit.

Murmurs rolled through the crowd as other people got a glimpse of the sword. Unlike Derek’s equipment, this one had nothing stopping anyone from reading it. Ifrit was making a statement.

But, before Thane could even think of how to word sufficient thanks for the gift, he caught glimpse of something else in the bundle.

There was a second sword.

This one was smaller than the first and bore a wider blade. It was carved with plain but beautiful coils of stylized wind curling across its pommel. Hand shaking, Thane pulled the second weapon free.

Lightfinger: Epic Quality

[Light work]: The gentle dance of a feather once belonging to a great bird hones this blade. It will move of its own accord, aiding its wielder in intercepting blows directed for them. This effect will draw a small amount of magical energy every time it activates.

[Shock and Awe]:  Push magical energy into Lightfinger to unleash the spirit of freedom forged into it. Illusions of both the blade and its wielder will appear overlaid over themselves, making both of them more difficult to track.   

[Forged For One]: This item was forged specifically for Thane Blacktongue. Its abilities will not function for any other users.

[Blinding Light]: This item’s properties are concealed from others.

Thane’s mouth went dry. Unlike Birthday Poker, Lightfinger’s properties were hidden. And the abilities it bore were incredible. There was a massive difference between a sword that was sharp but still relied on the skill of a wielder and one that would actively aid someone in combat.

Something like this… it has to cost at least ten thousand gold, right? How can I be worthy of a gift like this?

“What is that?” Derek exclaimed, jealousy mixing with disbelief in his voice. “That sword—”

“Sorry. I know it’s not much,” Ifrit said. “I must admit that made it last night. Was wrapped up with other projects, so I didn’t have time to make anything better. I hope it meets your standards.”

Thane nearly choked on his own saliva. “What? This is incredible. I’ve never had anything like this before.”

“Mm. That’s just sad.” Ifrit shook his head. “But I’m glad you like them. Figured anyone your age should have a good set of pointy things to swing around. Just don’t go hurting yourself.”

“I — are both of those magical?” Drake stammered. “Where’s my gift? It’s my birthday!”

“You’re wearing them,” Ifrit replied. “And I don’t remember you inviting us. There’s a second birthday here, you know. Maybe a bit early for that one, but I’ve never been particularly good about timing. The length of my waitlist should make that evident enough.”

Drake’s eyes narrowed in anger. “You think you can come here and—”

“Yes,” Ifrit said, his tone as sharp as the new weapons in Thane’s hands. “I do, actually. And I have no desire to pretend that I don’t. I am Ifrit. Every single person in this audience that could afford my services would walk right out of this party if they thought it would get them approved to be on my waitlist.”

A stunned silence hung in the air. Drake gaped at Ifrit, completely at a loss for words. Thane suspected the exact same expression hung on his own face. Nobody had ever spoken to Drake like that.

“Ifrit,” Lillia said sharply.

He glanced back at her, then returned his attention to Drake.

“Perhaps I went too far. We are, after all, here to celebrate. My apologies. But it seems you have more than enough magical items. You are already armed and armored. It would have been an insult to the good smiths that already equipped you to offer you anything else.” Ifrit took a step back, then clapped him on the shoulder. “Enjoy your duel, Lord Blacktongue.”

Something about the way Ifrit had spoken made it difficult to tell if that second line had been directed toward Drake or Thane.

Drake didn’t miss that. Anger and embarrassment burned in his glare as he looked to Thane and lowered into a fighting stance.

Shit. He’s really, really pissed. I don’t even have armor. I barely have any training. Even with these incredible gifts, how am I supposed to—

“Relax,” Reya called from the crowd. “You’re too stiff. You made it through an Expert Tier dungeon, Thane. You can take a duel.”

“We’ll see about that,” Drake said through clenched teeth.

“Drake is prepared,” Cen said, sending a nervous glance in Ifrit’s direction. “The fight is to surrender.”

“Thane is prepared,” Ifrit mirrored. “To surrender. May the best Blacktongue win.”

Drake let out a roar as he broke into a charge, sprinting for Thane with murder in his eyes.  

The duel was on.

Comments

Kai

Thank yu!

clagann

Very nice thanks for the chapter

Lizy Flore

The Adventurer’s Guild is stirring up shit as per usual… Arwin creating chaos without even trying… with Reya enjoying the hell out of it. Yep, sounds about right. Loved it. Thanks Actus!

Robert Mullins

Arwin channeling his inner Joker.

Tom C

I haven’t rushed so fast to read chapters for a while. Definitely excited to find out what happens with Thane! TFTC

Lando Rang

Tftc Actus Just one small thing, is it Drake or Derek now for Thane's brother? It is mixed up for the last 4 chapters

conkerer

Unhurried gate -> unhurried gait

Test Test

“Thane is prepared,” Ifrit mirrored. “To surrender. May the best Blacktongue win.” Kinda makes it sound Thane is surrendering To surrender -> Till surrender

Ibuks5

The "mirrored" in the statement is meant to evoke the previous paragraph where Cen says the same thing. I'd say moving the "may the best..." line to the next would be the better change.

Ben Bass

TYFTC! I see the Adventurers guild tried to tempt Thane with a weapon that would probably lead to Drake's death, and Thane's being bound to the Guild. I am glad that Thane turned down the weapon. Now I can't wait to see how this duel goes, I wonder how much information Thane can get during the fight, specifically about what Drake can/will do.