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Sacred Symbols+, Episode 493 | Chris Holiday Mailbag (Patreon)

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2025-12-27 17:00:07
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The holiday mailbags continue! This time it's Chris behind the mic, answering your questions, comments, concerns, thoughts, and ideas. Please enjoy.

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Hugo Ramos

Oh cool, Chris Cornell dressed as Chris Ray Gun dressed up as Snake

Nick

Thick daddy’s turn

IronLion44

Holy shit Chris. You just unlocked a part of my brain not thought of in many years. I once rented a double feature vhs of thumb wars and thumbtantic.

Tyrone Yhip

Ur gay 🤭🤭 iykyk.

latenitecali

Dammit, Drew Peacock got me laughing!

Josh Lee

Thank you for reading my donation.

Your Boi Nicky V

Chris is one photogenic son of a bitch

Beezlebozo

You actually got me to buy tetris effect, it's surprisingly addicting

Daddy T

Does Chris not know the Christophaaaaa is from The Sopranos??

Supes

Chris, I will not stand for this soft cookie slander. That you ENJOY the sensation of a rock-hard shard of saccharine, dried-up dough cracking and splitting between your teeth like it’s a fucking rice cracker makes YOU the truly unhinged one. I bet you’re one of those people that eats ice cubes and doesn’t care that it’ll ruin your teeth. I bet you would eat glass and diamond if you could. I bet in a previous life you were a beaver gorging yourself on tree bark like a fucking Looney Tunes character, relishing the sensation of your chompers being rattled with every bite. Listen: the sensation of a warm, soft, half-melted concoction of flour, sugar, eggs, butter, and chocolate chips inside your mouth is the closest thing to an orgasm that the baking world has to offer. You can keep your withered, dessicated husk of a snack to yourself; the rest of us will be enjoying warm fresh baked soft cookies from grandma’s oven like sensible, god-fearing Americans. (in all seriousness, much love Mr Ray Gun, hope you enjoy the holidays and new year)

Henry3K

That intro was so funny lol, this mailbag was good 😎

Moonshot Md

Chris you should check out Outlast Trials. It's probably the best stealth game ATM. You can also play it with 3. I love conviction. Blacklist works on PC. I just want Splinter Cell 1 with Chaos theory movement + map design/ai

Glen Yelenovic

Micah would just be Micah with lead teeth

Glen Yelenovic

I too unironically love Michelle Branch

Daniel Schiffer

"we were able to answer every question". Either Patreon bugged my question into oblivion or it was too mediocre to even acknowledge the existence of. Either way, great mailbag Chris!

Kevin Cooper

Some of the sections in Split Fiction are unbelievably immaculate...