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Poll: Who should write the recap of book 7 at the start of book 8?

  • Spunky Jefferson / Dong 793
  • Linus. (Not Minus.) 246
  • Rosetta and Tipid 591
  • Samantha 3068
  • Cascadia 1900
  • Jamal and Bigs 1129
  • Jurgen to Heidi 269
  • Louis 536
  • Chaco 410
  • Prime Minister Victory 1665
  • 2026-01-26
  • —2026-01-29
  • multiple choice
  • 10607 votes
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Multiple people have suggested Prepotente. I do NOT want to use him for this as I think he's an obvious choice, and I may use him for a recap in an earlier book once I finally get around to writing recaps for books 2-5. Same with Elle. We're also not able to do the cleaner bot because of something that happens in book 8.

Multiple choices allowed which will add to the ability to game the system. 2-day poll. Your decision is final, but if you manage to tie (the top two choices within 5 votes of each other) I will combine them. I don't know how, but I will.

Comments

Martin O'SULLIVAN

Was seriously hoping for more chapters this morning. Hopefully we have some tmrw! Getting so close to the finish line, literally

David Rea

Just joined Matt's Patreon. Mostly so that I could share that I emailed Steve Jackson Games and suggested they get in touch with Matt about doing a DCC version of Munchkin. I was playing with Munchkin with my kids a couple days ago when the idea hit me, and now it's all I can think about.

Dave Turgeon

I would love to hear a story about Bea, sitting out there in the galaxy somewhere, watching the crawl on her TV

Square root of negative one

I don’t think Samantha is a great narrator, but she will be entertaining af for Jeff to do

McMatey92

It’ll be like a minute of actual recap before she gets distracted and bitches about not having her body yet for 5 minutes.

FreedomsReiging

It needs to be a member of the princess posse. The first recap was for them by Donut. It wouldn't make any sense for Arcadia or Victory to give the recap.

Marissa

The second one was quasar giving his niece a summary for her report, so it’s been established that they aren’t all just recaps sent to the princess posse. It wouldn’t make sense for Victory to send out to princess posse, but she could be making a report to a committee to explain how she got into power or something.

Have another taco

Okay if it's gonna be Samantha, can it possibly be somehow that Samantha managed to get in to where Victory is trying to summarize things and Victory can't seem to get her to shut up and go away?

unsung ivy

Since it's going to be Samantha... what about while she is decorating "her" room? We see what's she's done to it before Carl 😁

Travis

Thomas B

That makes no sense. To recap book 7 he just had to survive to before book 8

Ebag Serallap

Matt? Buddy, I’m ITCHING for a chapter. I NEED one. and soon. Or I might just LOSE it.

Eric Eddy

Fuck I’m so sad that I missed the voting on this but it’s going to be epic. I’m sure.