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You have chosen the Caribbean. Those poor bastards.

Okay, so there are technically 28 countries and/or territories in the area of the Caribbean.  We are going to choose one. The poll option on Patreon doesn't allow that many choices, so I'm going to link most of the dinky ones together. If we vote for that, I will create yet another poll that will narrow it down.

Some of these choices, such as Haiti versus the Dominican Republic seem like they're practically the same thing. Believe me, they're not.

The "Others" category includes:
Montserrat. Guadeloupe. Dominica. Martinique. St. Lucia. St Vincent and the Greenadines. Grenada, Anguilla, St. Kitts & Nevis, Saint-Barthelemy, Sint Maarten, and anything else I missed.

Same rules as last time, but the poll time is shorter now. 

Comments

austin kutz

Ok, hear me out: start at Trinidad and have Carl and Donut work their way up past the Bahamas, the virgin Islands, and all the way to Port-Au-Prince Hati. The gang steals a pirate ship, teaches the NPC pirates how to not be NPCs, then have to leave them to a tragic death at the hands of The Kracken/Davey Jones (local Earth Human God of the pirates, of course)/Royal Fleet vessels/BBEG pirate. Also, Jack Sparrow is an Elite operated by a company that bought the rights to Pirates of the Caribbean. Borant is so strapped for cash that they use knockoff Pirates of the Caribbean imagery themselves and sold those rights already

TDM

Vote Others and make him give us another poll

Eric Price

It's a shame Africa didn't win. So many resources, so many people. So much land mass. Now we're stuck picking islands many of which take up less land mass than the city I live in.

Dave Matney

There's an entire island of iguanas in Turks and Caicos. Mongo can have minions!

Walt

They call him Cuban Pete He's the king of the rumba beat When he plays the maracas he goes Chick-chicky-boom Chick-chicky-boom

Anonymous

Love the option for Cuba!!! Make shift vehicles, terrible historical reference cliches for achievements, and an interstellar take on what communism means. Bring it on Matt, looking forward to seeing your creative spin on the Caribbean mad max world we will find ourselves in soon .

Anonymous

I want to torture Jeff by making him do a bunch of Jamaican accents.

Curtis Miller

Didn't we already have an island level? Seems repetitive to do that again. Maybe it can incorporate a boat or sailing aspect so it can differentiate from the last level

Edward

Why are so many choosing Cuba? All these incredibly exotic places and this is what we're going with? Oof. (Not trying to hate on Cuba it's just very boring in comparison to some of these destinations.)

Will Mill

How about the private islands the cruise lines own?

Grangel

Surprised so little votes for Haiti with all the voodoo, a volcano and other cool stuff that are possible there...

Anonymous

Yes for Haiti. Since it is same land mass as DR it provides option for both a hellscape and paradise on one island (just like in real life).

Jacob Richard Palmeno

Going to the nassau for christmas so I choose bahamas!

SWGEZTarget

I'm thinking that Jamaica could have some good, uh, rather smooth vibes. I mean we've already had meth Lama's, Fairy moonshiners and blitz sticks. Unless Borant was mining Earth for MJ it could be a real good time ;)

Dion Crump

I tried to choose wisely but it wasn't on the list. Then I looked for changed later but that wasn't there either. US virgin isles it is then lol

Joseph Krackeler

Curaçao is the location where all the off shore casinos are set up, they could have gambling become a part of the crawl and it has connection to Dutch trading empire in it’s history

Anonymous

St. Lucia is beautiful. I want that one

MatrixM

Don't know much about the Caribbean, we don't touch it at all in Australia's schools except for cuban missile crisis. But Cayman islands with its money laundering reputation sounds fun Seriously, though, Matt. How do you give so many options in your polls? They seriously impact story beats so it has to mess with your planning..Yet you still write the related plot point within months, sometimes weeks

Anonymous

Barbados. Pirates. Yes please.

Anonymous

Didn’t the post-credits say the Bahamas were wiped out by tidal waves bc Borant parked their giant-ass ship there and wiped everything out? Kinda thinking that means there’s not much left alive in those areas…

Jason Davis

Matt, in 148 you say that the party will happen with 12 hours left on the floor.. don’t forget to update that.