Winter Weight Week 9 (Patreon)

"i wanted a new haircut for the new year, so i went to my local hairdresser only to notice that no matter how much i tried, i would never fit through their door, so the owner, that is also my friend, had to take all her stuff out, she was amazed by my size, she's not really tall, only 1.50 cm or 4'11'' ft and she was covered in her totallity by my belly and my boobs were almost the same size as her height, i asked if i could sit on one of her chairs while she cutted my hair and laughed so hard at me, i kinda felt bad but i think i know why she thought i was joking, literally she had to climb up my body to be able to reach my head and somehow she wasable to even walk around my body, am i really that big? i should get some meassurements... i'll do after de new year dinner, its not like im gonna eat a lot, so it wont hurt much"