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Was feeling a bit patriotic today ;)

I want to make a French version too but not sure of the correct translation, my French is very rusty lol

If anyone knows just feel free to drop it in the comments :)

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will robbins

YAHSSS! War Moose!

William Harris

Ya'll deserve better. We've failed you, I have no words.

Neish86

I'm in Washington state and I'm ready for our new Canadian overlords!!!!

pizzacakecomic

If I didn't think the moose would immediately and completely flatten me, I would totally try to ride one lol

CanDude

I'd hoped you'd comment on this in your usual way, and boy did you come out *swinging!* You rock 🤗

Dan McCollum

Not Canadian - but hell, I'm an Upper Midwesterner who currenly lives in Scotland for school. So I'll just say: HUZZAH! Pass me a Labats, eh? And Fuck yeah!!!!

will robbins

Big same. Id commission spiked armor for and ride into battle against these Nazi fuck wads trying to grief the rest of us.

Peter McDonald

I'm in the UK and you guys have my full support/sympathy. Our supposedly left wing PM seems to think cosying up to Trump is the way forward and I do not like it

Royce Zaro

I’m so sorry for Canada. It’s been a friendly ally for so long and now our president has decided to make it our enemy. I do not understand

David Stein

SACRE BLEU, EH? ........ seriously, let's hope a restoration of sanity doesn't take four years.

Jordan Brown

I would put it as “Ne vous moquez pas du Canada!” or “Ne dérangez pas le Canada!” to be less profane.

Chris Osborne

OMG I can't even look to see if we did something else because we keep doing stupid things so often!

Stefan Andersson

Ne couche pas avec le Canada…? 🫠

Tim

I work with a lot of Canadians both Anglo and Quebecoise. From what I understand they hate each other. Sincerely, an American

Jordan Brown

Would love to see her also wielding a curling broom.

Fishy

Oooo... can Elk draw a moose for you to ride? I feel she could artistically embody an angry moose... or goose

Bushmeat

The geese alone are unstoppable!

Aerik Watson

You need to post this one to FB so it can be shared :)

Belvedere Brown

Canadian as fuck No matter how fucked our politics gets I’ll always love our country.❤️🍁

Doc Furan

All the love and support to Canada! 🇨🇦 Americans don’t want this, and we love our northern neighbors ❤️‍🔥

dtape467

no maple syrup?

Kai

I’m an American in living/suffering in the Deep South and I support this message.

PierreCouz

To get a similar message in Québécois French, I would propose « ne niaisiez pas avec le Canada ». 😊 or my favorite « Faites pas chier le Canada » 😂

Reggie Stout

💖💖💖💖💖

Robert Spremulli

As a dunkie junkie and as someone who this we are living in the stupidest timeline, you're missing a Tim Hortons reference. Maybe needs a beaver with Tim bits and a slingshot it gnawed itself?

Robert Spremulli

Seriously the only trade war Canada and the US should be participating in is what's better: Tim's or Dunk's

Whomever

Your reminder that Canada were the force on Juno beach during D-Day. Certain of the Geneva conventions were created due to Canadian behavior during WW1. They WILL fight if cornered.

Reggie Stout

And damn. Moose, wolves, bears! All we've got is one lonely little Elk.

Shiba Sama

As an American, Trump can eat my ass like groceries.

Kai

Charles XI of Sweden did create a moose cavalry regiment, but it failed. But I have no doubt that the personification of the Canadian spirit could summon and ride them effortlessly.

David Given

I heard if you get to Canada after hiking the PCT now they won’t let you finish. Now you gotta turn around and go 30 miles backwards. No more Mr nice guy! BTW I live in Montana and just love the cartoon. Don’t ever fuck with a moose, it’ll fuck you up instead!

5tarSailor

I want a wallpaper version of this

Aaron Pearson

As a Canadian... Hell yeah. This is one of the reasons I love ya lady. You are a badass in every way

whoputhebomp

No! Dear God!! No more of those fucking geese! We surrender!!!

Michael Szeller

Love this! I think your scared Trump, we just got a 30 day reprieve!

Dale Thomas

What, no toque?

Tim Starliper

I'm on the opposite side of the continent, but I have plenty of family in Washington, does that count? Even if it doesn't, ALL HAIL CANADA! (Didn't they burn down the Whitehouse one time?)

Jon F

Don’t forget the RCMP, they’re pretty badass too!

EnjoyerOfAll

Damn, alright...point made. I'll call my boys and tell them to back off. /sigh

Kurdt

Canada! Fuck yeah! Comin' again to save the motherfucking day, eh?

Sean K

This is why I subscribe

Sweenan A. Mornstuy

Those Canada geese are enough to scare me. Those guys are mean.

BaronSamedi

The OF wants Canada to join the US…. for what? “Join us Canada, you can have our nukes! And one-of-kind Tesla nazi! (….and maybe we can have your free healthcare?)”

Arthur Dent

Ah the Canada Goose, nature's biggest asshole

Jonathan

We ride at dawn!

Michael W

As an Australian, I'm sure we could round up some pretty exotic wildlife to aid our Canadian allies. Some kangaroos or emus for example. Have we ever mentioned that time the Australian Army lost a war against some emus? 😆

Buster Chaos

As an American, who by the way voted for Kamala and knocked on doors and attended several of her rallies…I wanted to say I really have always loved Canada. I’ve been to Toronto and Vancouver and just really like everything about Canada. Americans who aren’t idiots are suffering now too and don’t condone anything the asshole is doing or saying.

Doc Suicide

I served along with the damned Canucks. I don't want to ever ever piss off our neighbors to the North.

Tyler MacDonald

Would love to buy this as a poster! Also a phone friendly wallpaper version would be amazing

Elia Atkin

I know we all have our issues but I wish it was so easy to just leave the US and go to Canada. 😔

Greg Napurski

I was going to ask "where's the beaver?" Then I thought about it. 😆

David Pablo Cohn

To my fellow United Statesians, I just want to remind you that the last time we messed with Canada, they marched on Washington and burned our sh*t to the ground. Just sayin'.,- we've already seen that movie.

Bryan Sproles

I had a couple of years of French way back in high school, and one of the things I'll probably never forget is "Va te faire foutre" - it's not the same meaning, but it does convey a similar emotion 😅 I've only had the pleasure to visit Canada back during the summer BEFORE I had my first French class. We went up into Toronto from upstate New York, where our relatives lived at the time.

F. Collin

“Fais pas chier le Canada” or the very soft “Ne plaisante pas avec Canada” which is more along “Don’t joke with “