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Made-up (Patreon)

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2026-02-08 17:35:04
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2026-06
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Addi B

Relatable

Otter Saurus

Oooh, there's definitely a possible lewd ending to this!

CanDude

My mind is boggled by the sheer amount of options for *everything* now. And why must everything have an app??? 😵‍💫

Maggie Strasser

I’m 67. Never wore any makeup my entire life. I smile when I think of all the money I’ve saved.

Jeremy Umpleby

Huh? I'm pretty sure I've seen a photo of Ellen (accidentally) SFW cosplaying as her character, and I'm not sure what she's talking about.

The Devil Kitty

I figure it's a case of just getting a few products you like (they have spray the makes your makeup notsmudge now!). Piling everything on your face seems too likely to end up looking like clown makeup. But soft pretzels are ALWAYS the answer!

Exodiafinder687

Trying to make Ellen less ugly is like trying to make Mount Everest less short. Though if you ever need help I’m always willing to give you a facial. 👀

Sleepy John

“How about Botox injections?” “Will that make me look younger?” “No, it’ll make you look like someone who’s had Botox injections."

Alex_the_Mad

Uhhh.....You look good. Why do you need make up?

The Devil Kitty
>>202570065

We lie in a society that involves other women picking at our looks more than guys do. Only took me 30+ years to figure that out!