Self-Service Cum Creamer (Patreon)

"I'm  on a coffee break and my friend like, told me about this fucking  weird  coffee machine in the mall where, for real - there's a cock  sticking  out and you jerk it in into your coffee. Like 'oh my god' isn't that so  perverted? Kinda hot though..."

I'm not sure I have the perfect Valley Girl accent and tone for this unique and fun script by  u/sapernoova01 . But I enjoyed trying out a new character. I used Nichole Bloom's character Cheyenne on the show Superstore as inspiration.