Laughter is the Best Medicine - Dirty Joke 4 - Tell Him How It's Done, Grandma!! (Patreon)

Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂  

A young college girl had decided to make some extra cash as a prostitute

and for obvious reasons she kept it a secret from her grandma. 

One day, the police raided the brothel she was working at and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the college girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. 

Well, who should be out walking in the neighborhood, but the girl's little old Grandma. The girl was frantic.

Sure enough, Grandma noticed her granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for, dear?" 

Not wanting grandma to learn about her little secret, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some.

"Mmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma. "I think I'll have some myself," she decided, and headed off to the back of the line. 

A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. 

"I don't mean to offend you ma'am," he began, "but you're so old?...How do you do it?"

Grandma replied with a proud smile. "Oh, it's quite easy, sonny... I just remove my dentures and suck 'em dry!"

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