Laughter Is the Best Medicine - Dirty Joke - Coma (Patreon)

Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂  

Warning - Sensitive! Read at your own risk. 

A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years. 

On this visit he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. On doing this, she lets out a sigh. 

The man runs out and tells the doctor who says this is a good sign and suggests he should try rubbing her right breast to see if there is any reaction. The man goes in and rubs her right breast and this elicits a moan.

From this, the doctor suggests that the man should go in and try oral sex. 

The doctor says that he'll wait outside since it's a very personal and private act and he doesn't want the man to feel uncomfortable. 

The man goes in then comes out about five minutes later, white as a sheet and tells the doctor his wife is dead. 

The doctor asks, "What happened?"

To which the man replies...

"She choked." 

~End