Laughter Is The Best Medicine - Tony and the TAXI! (Patreon)

Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂  

Tony goes to Las Vegas to gamble and he loses all his money...

He doesn't even have enough for a cab, but he flagged one down anyway. Tony explained to the driver that he would pay him back next time and gave the driver his phone number, but the driver told him, "Get the fuck out of my cab."

Tony had to walk all the way to the airport and eventually made it home.

Months later, Tony decides to go back to Vegas again and this time he wins BIG.

He gets his bags and is ready to head to the airport with all his new winnings.

There's a long line of cabs and at the very end Tony sees the driver from last time that kicked him out.

He stood there for a moment thinking of ways to get revenge on the driver.

Tony gets in the first cab.

"How much is it to the airport?" he asks.

The driver says, "$15."

"Great, how much is it for a blowjob on the way there?"

The cab driver says, "Get the fuck out of my cab."

Then Tony goes to the next cab in the line and asks the same thing.

"How much to airport?"

"$15."

"Great, how much for a blowjob on the way there?"

And that cab driver also tells him to get the fuck out of his cab.

He does this all the way down the line of drivers, each one kicking him out.

Tony finally gets to the last driver, the one from his last trip.

He asks, "Hey how much to the airport?"

Driver responds, "$15."

Tony hands him $15 and says, "Great let's go!"

The cab driver begins to slowly drive away with Tony in the back, passing all his fellow drivers who refused the fare. They're staring out their windows in disbelief, while Tony's in the back seat grinning from ear-to-ear and giving them all the thumbs up! 👍

~End