Laughter Is the Best Medicine - Dirty Joke - Quickies (Patreon)

Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂  

Here's a few  quickies for today...

1. What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? 

A wet nose. 

2. I applied for a job at Hooters... 

They just handed me a DDD bra and said "Here, fill this out." 

3.  What's worse than waking up at a party and finding a penis drawn on your face?

 Finding out it was traced. 

4.  What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? 

The taste! 

5.  Yesterday I watched a match of women's volleyball, and 10 minutes into the game there was a wrist injury.

But by tomorrow I should be fine again.