Laughter is the Best Medicine - Three Wishes (Patreon)

Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂 

This one reminds me of our "good news/ bad news" discord game. 

An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and in the center of the tomb there’s a lamp... 

He picks it up, and as he starts to rub the dirt off of it, a genie pops out of the lamp and says, “I want to know the person you hate the most.” 

The explorer says, “That’s easy. It's gotta be my ex-wife. Why?” 

“I am a cursed genie. I will grant you three wishes, but whatever you wish for, your ex-wife will get double that amount.” 

“Okay, I wish for a billion dollars.” 

“Granted, but you ex-wife gets two billion dollars.” 

“I wish for a mansion in California with a swimming pool, and tennis courts, everything.” 

“Granted, and your ex-wife gets two."

"Now make your final wish.” 

The explorer walks around for a few minutes, returns to the genie with a stick, and says, “You see this stick? I’d like you to beat me half to death...”

~End