Laughter is the Best Medicine - Quickies (Patreon)

Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂     

 Here's a few Quickies for Today: 

Patient to friend: "I saw the doctor to day about my loss of memory." 

Friend: "What did he do?" 

Patient: "He made me pay him in advance."

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I wrote a song about a tortilla. Actually, it was more of a wrap.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants.
The Bartender asks, "Whats with the wheel?"
The pirate says, "Arggg! It drives me nuts! 

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The Vagina is the finest engine in the world. It can start with just one finger. It self lubricates. It takes any size piston.  It changes its own oil every four weeks. It's just pity the management system is so damn temperamental 

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A naked man arrives at a costume party with a girl on his back.

"I'm a turtle", he says.

"Oh... who's on your back?"

"That's Michelle", he replies.

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