Laughter Is the Best Medicine - Legless Parrot (Patreon)

A man went into a pet shop to buy a parrot to keep his wife company while he's at work....

 However, the only parrot for sale  in the shop seemed to be lopsided. 

The man tell's the store clerk, "That bird looks a little lopsided to me." 

The clerk turns to him and says, "He may look lopsided but that's just because he's got no legs." 

"How does a bird stand on a perch with no legs?" the man asks. 

"He uses his cock."the store clerk says. 

Feeling sorry for the bird and also a little Intrigued, the man took the parrot home for his wife.

A few days later, the parrot says "good morning" to the man as he comes down for  breakfast and then proceeds to tell the man what his wife has been up to for the last few days, - cooking, cleaning, singing in the shower, etc. Then the parrot adds, "And she answered the door in her robe and nightie!" 

The man looks surprised. 

 "Then she took off her robe!" the parrot continued 

"Then what?" the man asks getting concerned. 

The parrot admits that his wife pulled up her nightie.

"OMG!! What did she do then?" the man asks, alarmed. 

"How the hell should I know? I got a boner and fell off my perch!" 

~End