Non-Canon Omake: Isekai Protagonist (Patreon)

I expected this day to come sooner or later.

My world hopping coming to light in the wake of everything that happened in my birth world—well, I suppose it was inevitable. Yasaka had to be rather stern with her refusals when a lot of other factions came knocking.

Some of them were more polite than others.

Izzy also gave some rather stern rebuttals to people not taking a hint.

But that was neither here nor there at the moment.

Out of all the people I envisioned coming to knock on my door about this new revelation, I did not expect her.

Rias Gremory was staring at me, unblinking.

And I admit, I was starting to get a little unnerved.

“Is it true?” The awkward silence was finally broken when she spoke, but she still hadn’t even blinked, and that was starting to creep me the fuck out.

“...fine.” I let out a sigh, knowing it was pointless to try and play stupid. May as well get this over with and send her on her way back home. “It’s true, I can—”

“You’re an Isekai Protagonist!?”

I was about to respond, but something in me came to a screeching halt. It wasn’t even her pressing her face up against mine, still not blinking.

It was because I came to a realization.

Holy shit, she’s not wrong.

Why had I never seen this before?

Oh my god, why does this make so much sense?

Am I having an existential crisis?

“Take me to my favorite anime worlds.” She grabbed me by the collar as she made her demand.

Oh god…am I aroused?

At least my existential crisis was pushed to the back of my mind, where I could repress it and never think about it again.

I swallowed very hard. “Look, Rias. It doesn’t work that way. I can’t just—”

“I’ll do whatever you want; just take me to my favorite anime worlds.” She said again.

She still hasn’t blinked.

“I’m serious, it doesn’t work like that. I can’t—”

“I’ll fuck you right here, right now.”

Wilhelm.exe has crashed.

Rebooting.

“Pardon?”

“Mom said you like to use her butt, you can use mine too, I don’t care.” 

My mouth hung open.

“....”

“My boobs are only a little bit smaller than Mom’s.”

I admit, I was thinking with the wrong head right now. But I was no longer the young boy so long ago that would be swayed by perfect breasts, amazing hips, and—”

“I’ll join in with you and Mom.” She added.

Wilhelm.exe has crashed again.

Attempting to reboot.

Reboot failed.

Restoring to a previous point.

Deep breaths.

I calmly but forcibly pushed her away from me. 

She still hasn’t blinked.

This was a testament to my self-control and restraint. All my girls would be very proud of me right about now. 

“I’m sorry, I’m going to have to rej—”

“Sona owes me a favor, a big favor.” She blurted out. “The kind of favor that has to be paid back regardless of what I ask.”

And just like that, I sobered up.

“Seriously? Why do you think that after everything you offered, Sona would be an upgrade? Now I’m concerned that you think so little of yourself.” 

Slowly a very concerning grin grew on her face. “I meant her mom.”

“...I’m listening.”

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A/N

Someone asked me where Rias would end up, and I’m firmly of the belief that Rias has bad taste and would want to go to MHA.