Non-Canon Omake: Learning a new spell. (Patreon)

A/N

Just a stupid Omake I thought of the other day.

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“Why are you all standing around?” I was apparently the last to enter the room, because all my girls were just standing around looking at a box on the table.

“You have a box from your grandfather.” Izzy was kind enough to say.

“….and?”

She shrugged.

“We had nothing else to do.” Jinn helpfully added.

Well, boredom can strike everyone.

“Why not just open it?” I asked.

“It would be rude to open a package addressed to you.” Artoria stated.

That’s sweet, but honestly, what’s mine is also all of yours too.

But, I guess sometimes it’s more uncomfortable for other people even if I wouldn’t care, so I didn’t make a big deal out of it.

Without any fanfare, I ripped open the box.

“To my dear grandson, have fun.” I read the note that came along. Then I pulled out an odd-looking piece of parchment. As soon as I took it into my hands, it disintegrated and foreign knowledge entered my brain.

“Student, what happened?” Scáthach spoke the cumulative concern for everyone else.

“Uh….Just had a new spell download into my brain.” I did my best to describe the sensation.

“Come.” Meridia held out her arms, more like she quickly grabbed hold of me and I felt her warm presence. “You are well, there are no problems. Other than what you already had.”

“Funny.” I deadpanned.

Though, seeing her smile was always pleasant.

“What spell did you learn?” Jinn eagerly asked. “Show me!”

“Uh…” I looked around and had the idea to pull a gold coin out of my ring and I tossed it to Artoria. “Hold that please.”

“Very well, do you need me to do anything else?”

“No, just stand there. The spell is called ‘steal’ and it’s exactly as you would expect.” I held my hand up. “You focus on an object someone else possesses, and you simply steal it away from a distance.”

“I can see many uses for such a spell. Perhaps –“

“Steal.” I didn’t wait for her to finish.

And she went deathly silent, as did everyone else.

The Gold Coin was still in her hand, but the spell was apparently still a success. Because, a pair of white panties with a cute little blue bow fell into my hand.

“….I do not believe the spell worked correctly.” Artoria said softly, a cute red hue creeping up on her cheeks.

“Yeah.” I agreed.

“….may I have my panties returned, please?”

“…..no.”

“W-will!” She squeaked, tumbling over the edge of what was bearable before she finally reacted.

“Well….that is certainly an interesting spell.” Yasaka grinned.

“I think it was just an accident. Let’s try again.”

“No – “

“Steal.”

Oddly enough, another pair of panties landed into my hands. Black and frilly, I held them up for everyone to see.

A very red Izzy quickly swiped them from my grasp. She spoke no words, but her face said everything she needed to.

For some reason, I felt myself growing a rather large smile.

“Student.” Scáthach’s eyes narrowed.

Was she could to give me a beating?

Yes.

Was I still going to do it?

Also yes.

I held my hands up. “Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal. Steal.”

I had no idea why the spell was working this way, but I didn’t care. Clothes went flying and life was beautiful.