AUDIO ROLEPLAY - The Moment I Realised I Loved You - Oh Bum! (Patreon)

You were snoring. I was confessing my undying love. And then you had the audacity to twitch. Typical.

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Event: I thought I could confess my feelings while you were ‘asleep.’ Turns out, you’ve been awake long enough to hear every embarrassing word. Well done.

Setting: Your sofa, a pile of blankets, and a suspiciously untouched mug of hot chocolate. It’s basically the crime scene of my humiliation.

Mood: Equal parts cosy and mortifying, with a dash of ‘how did my life become a romcom?’

Characters: Me, your overly sarcastic but hopelessly in love best friend. And you, the world’s worst faker of sleep. Bravo.

Theme: Turns out, love isn’t all butterflies and marshmallows—it’s also panic, overthinking, and praying you didn’t hear the ‘cockwomble’ part.

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[F4A] Oh Bum [Friends to Lovers][Infatuation][Flustered][Clichéd but Perfect][Mutual Pining][Romantic Tension][Vulnerability][Best Friend Roleplay][Pizza With Pineapple][Stop Being So Adorable][Love Confessions][Overhearing][You’re Not Actually Asleep Are You?][Adorable Panic][First Kiss][Adoration][Kisses as Currency][Hot Chocolate][Gender Neutral][Overthinking My Overthinking][Lovely and Shit - A Love Declaration][Drooling as a Love Language][Romantic][Endearing][Adorable][Clumsy][Awkward][Heartfelt][Sweet][Charming][Warm][Emotional][Playful][Sincere][When Your Best Friend Isn’t Really Asleep…][Sweet Words, Awkward Timing][Wholesome][Are You Awake? Oh, Shit.][You Heard Every Word. Bollocks][Adorable Snoring Should Be Illegal][Why Do You Have to Be So Adorable When You’re Drooling?][I Said It. I’m in Love With You. And Now You’re Awake, Aren’t You?][I Can’t Decide if I Want to Kiss You or Run Away Screaming. Maybe Both]