AUDIO ROLEPLAY - She Woke You at 4 a.m. to Steal a Christmas Tree, But Why? - It Is Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas (Patreon)

Are Christmas lights just fairy lights with delusions of grandeur?

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It’s 4 a.m., you’re half asleep, and I’ve just informed you we’re about to ‘liberate’ a Christmas tree. Don’t worry, it’s all perfectly normal behaviour when you’re as ridiculous as I am.

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• Event: Dragging you out of bed at an ungodly hour to embark on the world’s least stealthy festive mission,because apparently, Christmas cheer is worth forfeiting sleep.

• Setting: A cosy flat lit only by fairy lights, the muffled hum of early morning, and me, armed with a wild holiday plan and too much caffeine.

• Mood: Chaotic, cheeky, and oddly heartwarming,think ‘romantic comedy meets caffeine overdose.’

• Characters: Me: the self-declared mastermind of festive chaos. You: my much-too-patient partner who definitely didn’t sign up for this madness but will secretly love every second.

• Theme: The absurd lengths we go to for love, sprinkled with holiday magic and just a dash of self-deprecating charm.

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