AUDIO ROLEPLAY - You’re the Reason I Hate Christmas… And Why I Don’t - I Hate Christmas (Patreon)

Why does every love confession feel like being wrapped in tinsel? Unnecessarily sparkly and a little suffocating.

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You’re the reason I hate Christmas, you know that? And now you’re the reason I don’t.

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• Event: Just a regular day of hating Christmas. Except I might have admitted I love it, or rather, love someone who makes it magical. But don’t tell anyone, or I’ll deny everything.

  Setting: Picture it: me, you, alpacas in woolly hats, and enough holiday cheer to make my grinchy heart threaten a full meltdown. Honestly, it’s a lot to handle.

  Mood: Grumpy on the outside, hopelessly in love on the inside. Oh, and mildly traumatised by how cute the alpacas were.

  Characters: Just me, your adorably grouchy best friend, and you, the annoyingly wonderful person who ruins my anti-Christmas agenda with every smile.

  Theme: Resisting Christmas is easy, resisting you is impossible. But don’t let that go to your head.

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[F4A] I Hate Christmas [Friends to Lovers][Love Confession][Best Friend Roleplay][Grumpy Best Friend to Lovestruck Fool][I Think Alpacas Are Wool-Y Cool][Merry Christmas][Holiday Confessions][Grumpy Yet Adorable][The Lady Doth Protest Too Much, Methinks][Alpaca Walk][First Kiss][Banter][Sweet Frustration][Romantic Tension][Accidental Confession][The Grinch Gets Soft][Soft-Hearted Cynic][You Don’t Know Why I Hate Christmas? Really?][Fine, I Love Christmas! Are You Happy?][Why Do You Always Do This to Me?][I Don’t Love You, Except I Absolutely Do][You’ve Ruined My Grinch Reputation][Fine, You Win, It’s Christmas][Romantic][Charming][Gender Neutral][I Know I’m Grumpy, but Don’t Expect Me to Admit That Alpaca Walk Wasn’t Adorable. Not That It’s Changed My Mind About Christmas—Well, Maybe Just a Tiny Bit][the Thing About Christmas Is, It’s Not So Bad When You’ve Got Someone to Share It With. Someone Like… Well, You]