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A Comprehensive Guide to Being Grumpy and Alive (Patreon)

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2024-12-01 16:23:30

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TL;DR: The Hospital Ramble Edition

Weird. Everything’s weird. Also, hospitals.
Turns out passing out is not a personality trait people find chill. Who knew?
“Exhaustion” + “low oxygen” = the world’s least fun math equation.
Nurses: 50% angels, 50% laptop thieves.
Blood tests: where they tell you you’re “super anemic” like it’s a new superpower. It’s not.
Hospital beds: narrow. Pillows: awful. Max pillow limits? Absolutely dystopian.
Do not faint if you’re in a rush. People will ruin your plans by caring too much.
Doctors: “Take care of yourself!” Me: eyeroll disguised as compliance.
Food was edible because my brother is apparently also a hospital chef.
I’m fine. (Spoiler: Probably not.)
Christmas is here. So, everything’s fine. (Lying intensifies.)

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