YOUTUBE VIDEO - I Said I Could Skate... I Didn’t Say I’d Be Good at It - You Make Me Stupid (Patreon)
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Do you think clumsiness is endearing, or does it make you want to carry an emergency first aid kit?
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Turns out, saying ‘I can skate’ and actually being able to skate are wildly different things. But hey, what’s a little blood and humiliation compared to awkwardly confessing my feelings in front of a fireplace? Don’t worry—I’m not that romantic... or am I?”
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Event: I wanted to impress you with some smooth skating moves, but instead, I impressed the ice with my face. And now, here we are—me, bruised and flustered, and you, laughing at my tragic attempts at subtlety.
Setting: A ridiculously picturesque cabin by a frozen lake, complete with a roaring fire that’s doing nothing to stop my blushes.
Mood: Cosy, warm, and just a little humiliating. Romantic moments shouldn’t involve so many bruises, right?
Characters: Me, a self-proclaimed skating expert who forgot to mention I’ve only ever skated in my imagination. You, the grinning mastermind behind this trip who seems far too entertained by my suffering.
Theme: Sometimes, love is messy, awkward, and full of awkward laughter, kind of like me, trying to skate my way into your heart and landing flat on my face instead.
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[F4A] You Make Me Stupid [Best Friend Roleplay] ][Friends to Lovers][Adorkable][Romantic][Warmth and Comfort][Playful][Awkwardness][Cosy][Clumsy][Ice Skating][Denial][Adorkable Awkwardness][Your Stupid Smile][Romantic Cabin][Roaring Fire][Tender][Falling for You... On Ice][Banter][Comedic][Falling Hard... Literally][Blades of Glory? More Like Blades of Gory][You’re Mean, but I Like You Anyway][Gender Neutral][ I Can’t Skate, but I Can Definitely Fall... For You. Too Cheesy? Worth a Try][I Fell, Literally and Metaphorically, but I’m Blaming You for Both][ You Planned This, Didn’t You? A Cabin, a Fire, and Just the Two of Us, It’s Almost Too Perfect]
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