Your Brain Might Be Leaking - F4A - Comedy - Romance With a Side of Concussion (Patreon)

You’re bleeding. You’re actually bleeding. And you’re standing there like it’s fine, like I didn’t just watch you drop to the pavement for me. Don’t smile. Don’t joke. I can’t breathe when I look at you like this — busted lip, head wound, still trying to flirt — and now I’ve got a first aid kit in one hand and my whole heart falling out of my chest in the other. You scared the shit out of me. You sweet, heroic, ridiculous idiot. I love you. So sit down and let me fix you before I scream or cry. Probably both.

✧･ﾟ Meet the Players ･ﾟ✧

🧑‍🎤 Speaker Teaser

I’m not a nurse, I’m not calm, and I’m definitely not okay. But I love you, so I’m going to clean your face and make you hot chocolate and maybe yell at you while I do it.

🎧 Listener Teaser

You fought for me, and I hate that you did, and I love that you did, and now I don’t know whether to kiss you or duct-tape you to the sofa so you stop bleeding on the carpet.

✧ Filed Under: This Is What You’re In For ✧

[F4A] Your Brain Might Be Leaking [Romance][Comedy][Girlfriend Roleplay][Injured Listener][I Told You So][You Idiot][Sexy Nurse Reporting for Duty][Oh Now You Want Cuddles][Yes I’m Crying Shut Up][You Fought for Me and I Hate It][Don’t You Dare Pass Out][Your Head Is Bleeding and You’re Joking][This Is All Your Fault and Mine][You Are Not Fine][You Flirt Like You Concussed Yourself][You Knocked Him Out I Knocked You Back In][Thank You but Never Again][Hot Chocolate Fixes Nothing][You’re My Idiot][Thank You for Defending Me][Protective Girlfriend][Flustered][Furious][Tender][Panicked][Relieved][Protective][Clingy][Adoring][Soft][Hot Idiot Energy][Gender Neutral][You’re Bleeding and Still Flirting, Definitely a Concussion]

⚠︎ Read Me Before You Regret It ⚠︎

Trigger Warnings: blood, head wound, implied violence, emotional distress, strong language, care under panic

✧ Just One Question... ✧

If your partner defended your honour in a fight, but also got knocked out like an absolute twat, would you swoon, scream, or scream-while-swooning?