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Criminally Yours | I Jailed Your Parents but You Still Want to Coordinate Capes With Me

You walk in on your boss sitting in the dark and she immediately starts rambling like a woman who has definitely not slept and has absolutely not had seventy six cups of tea. She swears she is fine, you are fine, everything is fine, and the more she insists the more it sounds like she might vibrate through the ceiling. --- [F4A] If I Sit on You, You Can’t Leave [Romance][Comedy][Slice of Life][Girlfriend Roleplay][Cute but Clingy][Snuggles Solve Most Things][You Knew This Would Happen][Budge up or Be Sat On][It’s Not a Threat, It’s a Promise][Fine, I’ll Just Sit Here Forever][You Literally Asked for This][I’m Not Leaving, You’re Warm][You’re the Sofa Now][Is That a Pout? Good][Tell Me I’m Daphne One More Time][You Make Me Feel Pretty and I Hate It][Cuddle Kidnapper, Reporting for Duty][if You Move, I’ll Cry][Tender][Insecure][Playful][Clingy][Soft][Teasing][Shy][Nerdy][Coy][Cuddly][Too Close, Not Close Enough][Sudden Lap Attack][She’s a Geek but She’s Yours][Pretty When She’s Panicking][What Do You Mean That Wasn’t Budging Up? There’s a Whole Sliver of Sofa Left][If You Don’t Move, I’ll Just Sit on Your Lap and Never Get Off. Seems Fair]