YOUTUBE VIDEO | This Was Not Meant to Be On the Menu | My Arse Is Right Here and Apparently You Like It More Than Gourmet Food (Patreon)

This Was Not Meant to Be On the Menu | My Arse Is Right Here

Right, so… this was meant to be impressive. A romantic dinner, a perfect night, me finally not being an idiot. But then the oven exploded, the food died a horrible death, and I ended up confessing my feelings to a piece of chicken. I wanted everything to be right. And now you’re still here, being nice, which is honestly unfair because I’m seconds away from setting this entire takeaway on fire. You weren’t supposed to see this side of me. But since you have... I might as well tell you everything. --- [F4A] This Was Not Meant To Be on the Menu [Romance][Comedy][Slice of Life][Best Friend Roleplay][Friends To Lovers][Trying Too Hard][Self-Sabotage][First Date][It Was Not Supposed To Go Like This][Not a Date, but Totally a Date][We’ve Been Dancing Around This for Too Long][Please Ignore the Ceiling Lamb][She’s Talking to the Chicken Again][the Fries Are a Cry for Help][the Chicken Deserved Better][Did I Mention the Oven Exploded?][I Tried To Feed You My Feelings][Your Arse Compliment Was Unexpected but Welcome][Flustered][Chaotic][Tender][Embarrassed][Nervous][Apologetic][Yearning][Disastrous][Soft][Wholesome][Awkward][Clumsy][Loving][Panicked][Overcooked and Overwhelmed][Comfort Me With Pizza][Awkward Confession][Love Confession][Have You Ever Panicked So Hard Over a Dinner Date You Ended up Confessing Your Love to the Fried Remains of a Chicken?][You Showed up for a Quiet Dinner, but What You Got Was an Exploding Oven, Emotional Whiplash, and Someone Who’s Clearly Been in Love With You for Ages] ⚠︎ Read Me Before You Regret It ⚠︎