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| I Almost Threw a Teapot at You (And Honestly, I Still Might) | Jet-Lagged and Heartbroken

I was supposed to come home in six days, smug and sunburnt and pretending my relationship was fine. Instead I came home early with a bag of toiletries, no clothes, and the kind of heartbreak that leaks out when you are tired enough. You were here, in my kitchen, holding my teapot like a weapon, and suddenly all the jokes stopped working. I tell myself I am just venting, just rambling, just hungry. But the truth keeps slipping out anyway, and it sounds an awful lot like your name. --- [F4A] I Almost Threw a Teapot at You (And Honestly, I Still Might) [Romance][Comedy][Slice of Life][Ex-Girlfriend Roleplay][Best Friend Roleplay][Friends to Lovers][You Thought I Dumped You][I Thought You Ghosted Me][We Were a Thing and No One Knew][You Never Got the Message][You Do Know There’s a Sword in the Cupboard][No Pineapple? That’s an Red Flag][Why Aren’t We Dating?][I Left My Luggage but Not My Baggage][This Is Not Cute. Okay, It’s Slightly Cute][You Love Me Too, Admit It][You Are Out of My League and That’s the Problem][We Are So Dumb][Honestly I Never Got Over You I Just Got Quiet][No I Am Not Crying I Am Eating Pizza Aggressively][I Will Sleep With the Teapot Don’t Judge Me][Shut up It’s Sentimental Now][Flustered][Vulnerable][Embarrassed][Regretful][Awkward][Longing][Exhausted][Tender][Self-Deprecating][Jealous][Pineapple Pizza Means Love][Second Chance Romance][Miscommunication][Exes Who Should Still Be Together][You Grabbed My Teapot Like It Was a Weapon. It Kind of Was][I Came Home Early, Heartbroken and Starving, and Accidentally Confessed I Never Got Over You]