It's Lion King Time. (Patreon)

The Lion King King has returned. I'm sure most of you have seen me play through this masterpiece before but you haven't seen me do it this burnt out and stoned, I assure you. This game is my happy place and the only thing that soothes my battered soul. I'm in the middle of my indefinite amount of time eating bugs in the desert era, and no one can stop me from melting into my couch with the same Sega Genesis games I've been playing since I was a cub.

Normies fear this game, but I was baptized in it's flames. I ain't afraid of stampedes or elephant graveyards. I laugh in the face of games. It's society that makes me shit myself. I don't belong in this world, i belong on an ostrich jumping over pigs. That kind of thing is a piece of cake for me, the world of people is a piece of shit.