SpongeBob Cosmic Shake (Patreon)

I fucked my beard up, and I'm in a real pissed off mood about it, so here's a goddamn happy silly SpongeBob game. I'm just gonna throw some glows at you people and then I'm leaving for the rest of the month.

When I get back I'm changing my entire cosmic joke of a life, and you damn sure won't see me until I look normal. Right now I look like Walter White with a ponytail, a Star Trek Mirror Dimension cunt version of myself, it's fuckin horrible.

Spongebob on the other hand gets to go to a fun cowboy dimension, and wear a big cool hat, because his game is better than my life. The only places I can go with a crap beard like this are a 90s gay bar or a New Jersey convenience store.

You've heard of Stone Cold Steve Austin? Well I look like Stone Cold Steve Asshole.