HIdden Bunny: The True Survival Horror (Patreon)

I deserve 2 awards today. One for playing this fever dream to completion and another for being the only man on earth powerful enough to make it entertaining. I hope.

This dollar bin horror is clearly designed for one year olds, but i wouldn't give this to any one year old i didn't want to traumatize for life. The creatures in this supposedly happy bunny game are uglier and scarier than any resident evil monsters.

Even scarier is that this baby game nearly beat me. I spent 20 minutes unable to find 2 alligators sleeping in the grass. So my faculties are clearly in decline from too much time torturing myself in the blue glow, and if it was real I'd have tripped over them and been eaten like a hapless gazelle.